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Krazy Ivan
PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 4:23 pm 
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I'm supposed to go to my Christmas party in a couple of hours. Right now, I can think of nothing more I'd rather do than to go home and spend the evening painting Christmas ornaments with my kids. I'm at my happiest when I'm with my family anyway, but this stupid shooting thing has me mentaly exhausted. I want to take advantage of free booze and food (believe me), but I'm not really in a party mood right now. People will probably be pissed at me for......uh-hum....backing out at the last minute. But, shit....

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tell them you couldn't go because your bus pass expires 1 hour from now
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Go home, hug your kids, and eat and drink your own food and booze.

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Invite everyone from the party to your house.

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Don't blame you, I just want to get home to Hawg Jr. too. Just a sad, sad day. :(

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beni hanna
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Go early. Booze quick and heavy. Sample the food to make sure it is edible for the arriving entourage. Be the greeting committee as folks walk in. Make sure to press the flesh with whomever is in a hire/fire position. Once the last key member walks in, grab a road beverage and stealthy head for the nearest exit and go home. Or just go home.
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beni hanna wrote:
Go early. Booze quick and heavy. Sample the food to make sure it is edible for the arriving entourage. Be the greeting committee as folks walk in. Make sure to press the flesh with whomever is in a hire/fire position. Once the last key member walks in, grab a road beverage and stealthy head for the nearest exit and go home. Or just go home.


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Krazy Ivan
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That thought crossed my mind for a brief moment, Benjamin.

I've decided to get the fuck out of here and hang with the fam.

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Krazy Ivan
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Tragedy occurs each and every day. Continue living life normally, or the terrorists win.


I doubt the asshole who killed the kids thought to himself "I hope this stops people from going to Christmas Parties they really didn't want to go to anyway!".

I hear what your sayin', but I miss my wife and kids. Shit like this just.......I don't know...

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Phil McCracken
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immessedup17 wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
That thought crossed my mind for a brief moment, Benjamin.

I've decided to get the fuck out of here and hang with the fam.

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:lol: :lol: Those panda commercials almost made me pass out from laughing the first time I saw them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X21mJh6j9i4

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
immessedup17 wrote:
Tragedy occurs each and every day. Continue living life normally, or the terrorists win.


I doubt the asshole who killed the kids thought to himself "I hope this stops people from going to Christmas Parties they really didn't want to go to anyway!".

I hear what your sayin', but I miss my wife and kids. Shit like this just.......I don't know...

I don't think anybody needs an excuse for wanting to spend more time with their loved ones. Most of the work parties I have ever been to are lame as shit anyway.

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Telegram Sam
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Would you like Phil, SHARK, and I to show up at the party and create a diversion?

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Buy guns for everyone.

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Krazy Ivan
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Would you like Phil, SHARK, and I to show up at the party and create a diversion?


If it's not too much trouble...

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beni hanna
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Telegram Sam wrote:
Would you like Phil, SHARK, and I to show up at the party and create a diversion?

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Colonel Angus
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
That thought crossed my mind for a brief moment, Benjamin.

I've decided to get the fuck out of here and hang with the fam.

Good. Family is always more important that work. Don't ever forget that.
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Would you like Phil, SHARK, and I to show up at the party and create a diversion?


If it's not too much trouble...

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Photocopy your choad and hand one out to everyone. You'll be talked about more than if you were actually at the party.

Seriously though, don't bullshit a bullshitter. You have been looking to not attend this party since it was announced. You are just looking for convenient excuses. Go to the party and have a little fun. The family will be there. You want to know the REAL depressing thing, they won't even miss that you got home late.

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Krazy Ivan
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I feel like a fuckin jerk, but I'm gonna go home. People will just have to voice their displeasure on Monday. Me and the kids are gettin drunk tonight...

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Tad Queasy
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Hey, Ivan?
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Krazy Ivan
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Tad. You look well?

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good dolphin
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Phil Humber went home to his family instead of taking care of business. Learn from his mistake

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Tad Queasy
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I just wanted to ask...if you guys make too many ornaments and have a few left over, can I have one?
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Krazy Ivan
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Yes?

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Sweet, thanks.


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