Perhaps we can get him to change the date to

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

big game hunters don't trap mice

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He has the "Ask Herb" bit featuring producer Herb Lawrence every Tuesday @ 9P, because "Dr. Phil" isn't available. The last couple of weeks, "Ask Herb" has suddenly turned into an excuse to ask Laurence's radio intern Kathy out on a date, and Holmes wants no part of that from his listeners. Why not?

Kathy: "I'M CLASSY BRO!"

By the way, you've been warned. No sooner does Holmes & Bears' LB Lance Briggs have the "Miller Lite Top Draft Show" tonight at Park Tavern, 1645 W. Jackson Blvd. starting at 7P, Holmes sits in for Terry Boers tomorrow alongside Dan Bernstein when The SCORE presents its annual Holiday Broadcast at Real Urban Barbecue out in Vernon Hills. I think that's also the plan after Christmastime, too.

I don't think Tubby Doublebaggerface was in attendance at last year's holiday gathering.

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A person must be a hideous creature to be picked out as ugly in the radio industry.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Led-Zeppelin III is awesome.

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Dunno how you people can stomach this turd for even a minute...awful show...worse host.

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Regarding the Chick Larry tried to invite over when she called in, you know she must be ugly when her sister says she is not good looking.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Lmao @ her own sis saying she is ugly.

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Probably my second-favorite Zeppelin album behind Houses of the Holy. "Since I've Been Loving You" never gets the credit it should.

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Led Zeppelin had quite a few classic albums. Zep II is the one that contains the closing theme for the Mac show. You'll hear that in mere moments after the legal ID and Connor McKnight's final "Scoreboard Update" of the day with Mac & Spiegs.

Oh, I can't stand II. I always thought it was the weak link of the first four, and now that I can't listen to it all the way through without getting to "Moby Dick" and feeling the urge to thank Nick Shepkowski, I've pretty much put it away forever. I heard "Whole Lotta Love" on the Loop enough to get me through the rest of my life.

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Nick Shepkowski...I met him at CSFMB's 2nd Bowling Event along with SCORE Sports Director Brendan McCaffrey. With all due respect, I'd rather hear "Moby Dick" than hear Shep shriek his way through another bad parody song!

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CH, the truth hurts.

Board full of haters...

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Tonight @ 9P..."Hater Wednesday" w/you know who.

Why is any criticism in this day and age immediately met by detractors as claims of being a "hater"? Why can't we have different likes and dislikes?

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You know me like that.

Would you rather hear Hub Arkush instead? He'll be on @ 7P in place of Holmes tomorrow night.

I know.

Laurence: Our next caller is CSFMB. You're on the Score

Caller CSFMB: Uh, hi Laurence.

Laurence: Hey CSFMB, what are you hatin' on?

Caller CSFMB: Well....um....I'm hating on you Laurence.

Laurence: Oh?

Caller CSFMB: Yeah. Ya see....uh....instead of just ignoring you, I've become obsessed with you. Even jealous of your success. I mock you....but truth is.....I want to be you.

Laurence: Uh.......thanks for calling....

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You dare me to call in tonight with that thought?

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I do...

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What name should I use?

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

bigfan

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I'm gonna do that.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Yeah this is going to be good

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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