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Oh God. Here they go again. Won't these guys ever shut up? I wish I could listen to dead air on the Score at this time, but noooooo. These fuckers just have to say things. Wel.....ya know what? I'm going to listen. Intently. Take that, assholes!

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With regard to "the customer is always right," I do have to agree that this mantra gets taken too far sometimes. I mean, I saw so much of it in radio sales. You get these small-business asshats who insist upon their own terribly written copy and woefully inefficient schedules -- remotes, for instance. And so when I would suggest what their spots should say, or the rep would suggest where their spots should run, it was almost always the same thing, or a variation thereof: "In business, the customer is always right, and I'm the customer." No. When you choose to do business with a marketing operation such as a radio station, it is implicit--or should be--that you are deferring to specialists. It's like going to the doctor and demanding that they give you antibiotics for your sprained ankle because you have it in your mind that when you go to the doctor, you get antibiotics, and that makes everything okay. It's probably the same idiots, too.



There have been a few occasions where I've pulled this one out on a frustrating customer:

"You're absolutely right. But only because you're the customer. If you weren't my customer, you'd be 100% wrong because what you're saying is idiotic."

I haven't done it often but it's worked each time, either getting a laugh and/or making the guy stop and reevaluate his foolishness.

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Oh God. Here they go again. Won't these guys ever shut up? I wish I could listen to dead air on the Score at this time, but noooooo. These fuckers just have to say things. Wel.....ya know what? I'm going to listen. Intently. Take that, assholes!

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There have been a few occasions where I've pulled this one out on a frustrating customer:

"You're absolutely right. But only because you're the customer. If you weren't my customer, you'd be 100% wrong because what you're saying is idiotic."


Is that what the bank teller told you?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I agree with everything they've said so far.

Discuss.

Yeah, I've never understood the autograph-collecting thing, and actively bothering the signers themselves is just weird. I like the stars of local teams. Their hastily scrawled names on paper would mean nothing to me. I'd rather just say hello and thank them for playing well here.

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There have been a few occasions where I've pulled this one out on a frustrating customer:

"You're absolutely right. But only because you're the customer. If you weren't my customer, you'd be 100% wrong because what you're saying is idiotic."


Is that what the bank teller told you?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Curious Hair, in reference to Krazy Ivan, wrote:
Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Curious Hair, in reference to Krazy Ivan, wrote:
Yeah, yeah, I know, board members not eligible, so go ahead and prune it, I don't give a shit, but I'm not not going to get it on the record.

I'm so fed up with this guy's cocksure horseshit act. What does this guy add, other than race-baiting and trolling? He lends no insights, says nothing funny, just keeps on truckin' with how awful hockey is and how dare people discuss a sports talk show on a sports talk message board. I know that once I'm at the point of breaking like the only non-CP rule the board has, I've already lost the battle, but man, just fucking get lost already and quit being an unfunny oblivious shithead.

For posterity...

Looks like Ivan is taking it in the posterity...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Oh God. Here they go again. Won't these guys ever shut up? I wish I could listen to dead air on the Score at this time, but noooooo. These fuckers just have to say things. Well.....ya know what? I'm going to listen. Intently. Take that, assholes!


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What are non-CP rules?

Oh, and Bernstein is wrong about whatever he's talking about right now. I'm not listening.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
There have been a few occasions where I've pulled this one out on a frustrating customer:

"You're absolutely right. But only because you're the customer. If you weren't my customer, you'd be 100% wrong because what you're saying is idiotic."


Is that what the bank teller told you?



No, because I was right with the bank teller. I'm getting mellow in my old age though. Just last week I walked into the bank and the teller greeted me with, "Hi, Robert!" and when I went to make a transaction for a couple hundred bucks she asked for my ID. I just smiled and handed it to her. She then asked for the last four of my social and I gave her that. Finally, she asked for my "secret code". I just smiled and gave it to her and asked if she was sure it was me yet. She giggled.

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Oh God. Here they go again. Won't these guys ever shut up? I wish I could listen to dead air on the Score at this time, but noooooo. These fuckers just have to say things. Well.....ya know what? I'm going to listen. Intently. Take that, assholes!


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Steve Jobs was not a genius, and Tide isn't sponsoring the NFL without the massive demand for the NFL.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
There have been a few occasions where I've pulled this one out on a frustrating customer:

"You're absolutely right. But only because you're the customer. If you weren't my customer, you'd be 100% wrong because what you're saying is idiotic."


Is that what the bank teller told you?



No, because I was right with the bank teller. I'm getting mellow in my old age though. Just last week I walked into the bank and the teller greeted me with, "Hi, Robert!" and when I went to make a transaction for a couple hundred bucks she asked for my ID. I just smiled and handed it to her. She then asked for the last four of my social and I gave her that. Finally, she asked for my "secret code". I just smiled and gave it to her and asked if she was sure it was me yet. She giggled.


I knew your fucking name wasn't Joe Orr.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
There have been a few occasions where I've pulled this one out on a frustrating customer:

"You're absolutely right. But only because you're the customer. If you weren't my customer, you'd be 100% wrong because what you're saying is idiotic."


Is that what the bank teller told you?



No, because I was right with the bank teller. I'm getting mellow in my old age though. Just last week I walked into the bank and the teller greeted me with, "Hi, Robert!" and when I went to make a transaction for a couple hundred bucks she asked for my ID. I just smiled and handed it to her. She then asked for the last four of my social and I gave her that. Finally, she asked for my "secret code". I just smiled and gave it to her and asked if she was sure it was me yet. She giggled.

Secret code = 1,2,3,4

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Get a clue, bernSTEIN!

We are a united front. Our message is clear.

Keep on saying these dumb things and we will....not stop listening to you. GOT IT?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
There have been a few occasions where I've pulled this one out on a frustrating customer:

"You're absolutely right. But only because you're the customer. If you weren't my customer, you'd be 100% wrong because what you're saying is idiotic."


Is that what the bank teller told you?



No, because I was right with the bank teller. I'm getting mellow in my old age though. Just last week I walked into the bank and the teller greeted me with, "Hi, Robert!" and when I went to make a transaction for a couple hundred bucks she asked for my ID. I just smiled and handed it to her. She then asked for the last four of my social and I gave her that. Finally, she asked for my "secret code". I just smiled and gave it to her and asked if she was sure it was me yet. She giggled.


I can't even imagine what the 'secret code' of a JORR is...

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Curious Hair wrote:
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I agree with everything they've said so far.

Discuss.

Yeah, I've never understood the autograph-collecting thing, and actively bothering the signers themselves is just weird. I like the stars of local teams. Their hastily scrawled names on paper would mean nothing to me. I'd rather just say hello and thank them for playing well here.


I agree that's it odd for grown men to seek autographs from grown men, and non-grown men for that matter. But Dan shouting down the e-mailer just seemed a bit excessive and comical.

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I would wager that if it wasn't for those who listened out of disgust, these two would'nt have a show. They relish that type of listener. Don't hate the player. Hate the game (which Dan created).

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
There have been a few occasions where I've pulled this one out on a frustrating customer:

"You're absolutely right. But only because you're the customer. If you weren't my customer, you'd be 100% wrong because what you're saying is idiotic."


Is that what the bank teller told you?



No, because I was right with the bank teller. I'm getting mellow in my old age though. Just last week I walked into the bank and the teller greeted me with, "Hi, Robert!" and when I went to make a transaction for a couple hundred bucks she asked for my ID. I just smiled and handed it to her. She then asked for the last four of my social and I gave her that. Finally, she asked for my "secret code". I just smiled and gave it to her and asked if she was sure it was me yet. She giggled.


I can't even imagine what the 'secret code' of a JORR is...


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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
[There have been a few occasions where I've pulled this one out on a frustrating customer:

"You're absolutely right. But only because you're the customer. If you weren't my customer, you'd be 100% wrong because what you're saying is idiotic."

I haven't done it often but it's worked each time, either getting a laugh and/or making the guy stop and reevaluate his foolishness.


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Just last week I walked into the bank and the teller greeted me with, "Hi, Robert!" and when I went to make a transaction for a couple hundred bucks she asked for my ID. I just smiled and handed it to her. She then asked for the last four of my social and I gave her that. Finally, she asked for my "secret code". I just smiled and gave it to her and asked if she was sure it was me yet. She giggled.

See? Wasn't that more pleasant than being a straight up dick?

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Two callers and an email later and already I'm weary.

If autograph seekers are vermin, then why do B&B have 5x7 glossies and sharpies laying around at their remotes? If they are truly above it, they wouldn't do autographs (as I know many who don't).

Put me in the #2 category of listener who looks forward to a showgram that is entertaining. Day 3 of "Boo talk" is 2 days too many and at this point the hosts are now full of crap.


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Just last week I walked into the bank and the teller greeted me with, "Hi, Robert!" and when I went to make a transaction for a couple hundred bucks she asked for my ID. I just smiled and handed it to her. She then asked for the last four of my social and I gave her that. Finally, she asked for my "secret code". I just smiled and gave it to her and asked if she was sure it was me yet. She giggled.

See? Wasn't that more pleasant than being a straight up dick?


Nah. I've lived in the city my whole life. I don't need the professional friendliness or formalities. Just give me my change and I'll be on my way. Service workers are paid crap already, I don't want them to have to put a fake smile on at the same time. That's cruel.

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What are non-CP rules?

I assume he means rules against posting child-porn.

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Day 3 of "Boo talk" is 2 days too many


It took me a minute to figure out when they were talking about the Bulls.

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I imagine if a grown person was so intent on getting an autograph or a hero of theirs just let them know its not a selling thing. If I said Mr. Ed Van Halen can you sign this to Pittmike my guess he knows it won't do well on Ebay?

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What are non-CP rules?

I assume he means rules against posting child-porn.


I see. I classify those more as laws than general guidelines.

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