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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:38 am 
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I bet he had some strudel before 27 tho.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:40 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:40 am 
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The only place where choking yourself while masturbating is the least embarrasing thing on your list...

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:02 am 
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The only place where choking yourself while masturbating is the least embarrasing thing on your list...

Where amazing happens....

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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The only place where choking yourself while masturbating is the least embarrasing thing on your list...


My neck's way too thick.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:34 am 
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Maybe it's just me.....but I prefer to choke someone else while I masturbate....

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:43 am 
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Sounds interesting, but I'd be afraid of a Pavlovian Erection if some water went down the wrong pipe at a restaurant.

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Sounds interesting, but I'd be afraid of a Pavlovian Erection if some water went down the wrong pipe at a restaurant.

You should see how excited I get giving someone the Kirk Heinrich manuever...

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:57 am 
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Phil McCracken wrote:
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Sounds interesting, but I'd be afraid of a Pavlovian Erection if some water went down the wrong pipe at a restaurant.

You should see how excited I get giving someone the Kirk Heinrich manuever...



Uncontrolable dribbling?

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:58 am 
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Sounds interesting, but I'd be afraid of a Pavlovian Erection if some water went down the wrong pipe at a restaurant.

You should see how excited I get giving someone the Kirk Heinrich manuever...



Uncontrolable dribbling?

:lol: Bricking wide open jumpers

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:28 pm 
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
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Sounds interesting, but I'd be afraid of a Pavlovian Erection if some water went down the wrong pipe at a restaurant.

You should see how excited I get giving someone the Kirk Heinrich manuever...



Uncontrolable dribbling?


A case of drippy-dick is no laughing matter, son.

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OK, why? If you have to, PM me, I won't air it.

As for my confession... I'm a fan of Betty Boop cartoons.

Did you know that Betty Boop was voiced by Christmas Vacation's Aunt Bethany?



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:06 am 
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I like the film Pretty Woman and the song "It must have been love" from it.

Also that "I love you always forever" song


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I like the film Pretty Woman and the song "It must have been love" from it.

Also that "I love you always forever" song

You do know the "Armageddon" passed?


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Keeping Score wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
I like the film Pretty Woman and the song "It must have been love" from it.

Also that "I love you always forever" song

You do know the "Armageddon" passed?


:lol:


Pretty Woman is in my Top 10 of all time. That movie got me laid every time a first week date and I watched it.

I also love Roxette, so that helps.

Well, from you this isn't surprising. :P


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I just found out a number of CSFMB members like to gimmick up their neck and pull a Hutchence type of deal. Thankfully, I found that out in this thread, not a remote in Downers Grove.

I cannot watch the end of Marley and Me.

I really like the movie Big Daddy.

I've wondered if Michael Moore's tits fight when they bump up against each other like it's a presidential debate.

I WAS Bobby Heenan.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:31 am 
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Keeping Score wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
I like the film Pretty Woman and the song "It must have been love" from it.

Also that "I love you always forever" song

You do know the "Armageddon" passed?


:lol:


Pretty Woman is in my Top 10 of all time. That movie got me laid every time a first week date and I watched it.

I also love Roxette, so that helps.

Other than Gere and Roberts all the other actors were great

Hector Elizando
Ralph Bellamy
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 12:38 am 
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Indeed.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:01 am 
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Keeping Score wrote:
Would it be embarrassing to have Scary Movie 2 on a Top 10 favorites of all time list?

Not as embarrassing as Pretty Woman.


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 1:26 am 
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Scarface is an awful movie.

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Keeping Score wrote:
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Would it be embarrassing to have Scary Movie 2 on a Top 10 favorites of all time list?

Not as embarrassing as Pretty Woman.


:evil:

My quick Top 10 would be:

1. Almost Famous
2. The Warriors
3. My Cousin Vinny
4. A Clockwork Orange
5. Scarface
6. The Usual Suspects
7. The Shawshank Redemption
8. Taxi Driver
9. Pretty Woman
10. Scary Movie 2

:lol: Mine

1. Anchorman
2. Team America
3. The Other Guys
4. South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
5. Fear & Loathing
6. Step Bros.
7. Spiderman 2
8. King Kong
9. Dark Knight Rises
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 10:01 am 
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So the Wisconsin fatties love Pretty Woman?

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:17 am 
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I once got busy in an Cracker Barrel bathroom.

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I like the movie Overboard. Oh hamburgers, we're all still alive. This was pointless.

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I like the movie Overboard. Oh hamburgers, we're all still alive. This was pointless.


Kurt Russell's greatest role.

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I once got busy in an Cracker Barrel bathroom.

I'm not a member of the mile high club. I am, however, a member of the mile ahead club. That's where you fuck someone behind a Cracker Barrel billboard.


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I like the movie Overboard. Oh hamburgers, we're all still alive. This was pointless.


Kurt Russell's greatest role.


I'm trying to figure out how many felonies are committed in this movie, all with the romantic comedy label. I'm heading to the in-laws in ten minutes, so I'll probably give up. But I'm pretty sure the plot of this movie would be on a show like Nancy Grace for two months. But the one kid talks like Pee Wee Herman. Ha! (Spoiler Alert) It's all her money! Oh, and that Principal?!? Oh no she didn't. I've said too much.

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Yeah, Overboard is good.


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