DePaul
Undergraduate Tuition - ​$31,650/year.

Illinois
Undergraduate Tuition - $11,636/year for Residents.

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Honest question. Not confronting a Beardown. Where did you go to school? High School or College?

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stick with me and I will guide you through the many levels of insulting like a modern day Virgil

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

It's certainly one of your strengths Dolphin.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

That's why they don't let residents in anymore.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

This crap goes out to the Boers and Bernstein show. After the horrible events in Connecticut last Friday, the show "officially" dropped the use of the shotgun sound-effect to mark the removal of bad, long-winded "crappers". They did this as some type of symbolic gesture against the trivialization of gun violence exemplified in the tragedy at the Sandy Hook Middle school.

I find it hard to believe the sincerity of this move after months of tongue in cheek discussion from these guys regarding the rampant gun violence occurring in Chicago all summer long.

Dan and Terry, you have to ask yourself two questions; is it only tragic when it happens to cute little kids and who are you crappin'?!?

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Even the non resident tuition rate for U of I is below DePaul.

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It's ok when it's "those" people who live over "there" b/c it's their fault for not simply moving.

I figured it was because every Illinois resident outside of a Chicago zip code is a mouth-breathing, inbred, illiterate, Southern-drawlin', racist cracker.

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You know me like that.

Come on Dr. Ken that's not fair. There are plenty of mouth-breathing, inbred, illerate, Southern-drawlin', racist crackers with Chicago zip codes as well. They are called Sox fans.

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Green is not a pretty colour on you, Mr. McCracken.

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Mr. Reason is not going to be happy good Doctor with your characterization of him.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

I hereby title this thread:

"How do you keep the kid on the farm once he's seen gay Teery"

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I only know what Bernsie tells me.

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You know me like that.

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#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

I like the thought of Dr. Ken running barefoot in his overalls for half a mile down a dirt access road to get to his mailbox and find the waiting list acceptance letter to U of I school of agriculture.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'm with you on this one. I remember that bullshit...

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This is my signature...

It wasn't the school of agriculture.

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You know me like that.

I'm sorry I just can't help posting to Deadspin, but you'd think for a guy that's constantly combing the site you'd think Dan would be a little more self aware than to go to the well of one of their favorite targets. I swear I counted at least a half dozen Bernstein talking points in here:

http://deadspin.com/5970264/the-27-dumb ... te-in-2012

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http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/12/19/ ... -this-guy/

In and of itself this is kind of funny, but since it's Bernstein, all I can do is say "oh my god why do you even care if you don't have any fun why would you even go?"

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This is the column Leery wishes he could write. LOOK AT ALL THE AMAZING PERSONALITY TYPES YOU WILL NEVER MEET

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

This, though. "Picture a famous character, just without any of that character's defining traits, thus invalidating the entire point of the comparison." I can't figure out what a young, stupid, backstory-devoid Shelly Levene would even be! I'm surprised none of the loathsome part-timers were referred to as being just like Travis Bickle, just without the antiheroic righteous indignation, the Nam trauma, or the home exercise regimen.

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Yes, but isn't it interesting (in a completely equivocatory, non-judgmental kind of way, because who knows who deserves to be hired and fired?) that people were there, and things were said, and you were not there, because you do not belong there, and the heads of CBS Radio were there, and they do belong there, and they know best and fuck you for implying otherwise you fucking peasant, and happy holidays!

Wouldn't you say?

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Good point. I'm surprised Leery skipped the party to go cougar-hunting at the Hampton Inn. He could've gotten an entire week's worth of programming out of talking about things that happened off the air between co-workers! Co-workers who are his and not ours!

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And now that I think about it, the whole premise of "I had to go to a party and all these terrible people were there" is kind of upside-down when the author is the one outranking the terrible people by several orders of magnitude: sales reps, accountants, part-timers, producers, and other fungibles who don't host afternoon drive on a top-rated station. I mean, if anyone should get to find all these people terrible, it's the caterers. Moreover, Dan doesn't strike me as the kind of guy for whom a social gathering is a horrible undertaking fraught with crushing anxiety, so between the fact that 1) he can successfully navigate a dumb loud party without curling into a ball and 2) he's pretty much King Shit at his workplace, a taxonomic takedown of obnoxious drunks he nominally works with ends up not being a Great Equalizer, but just vaguely churlish. Everyone knows that satire, by its very nature, can't come from the top. It's the ground you have to cede for a secure life of going on the radio to browbeat poor people into giving billionaires their money.

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#13. The Annoying Dick

This is the guy, usually through nepotism but sometimes through a strange corporate structure, who acts more important than everyone else. Though generally shunned and avoided by the majority he acts as though not only are his words true pearls to be marveled but that at this event they must be shared amongst everyone. While enjoying the boss's undivided attention he has to inject himself into any grouping of more than two to share his own--and better--anecdotes, recipes, and of course, that one time at band camp.

Not a chance the sexually agressive recent divorcee is trolling Bernstien for a one nighter. She just got out of a sexually unfulfilling experience and she's not looking for more of the same.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

(Wait, I did have it right the first time)