This happened to my mom a couple years ago and again today. She calls me up. UPS called her saying they had a package for her but it did not have a apt number and this was the phone number on the package. She calls me up I call the UPS guy ,after quizzing him to make sure he is legit He tells me the package is from Comcast to a Luis Guzman. The adders is in Pilsen. Just like last time some fucking illegal is trying to use my mothers information to get cable service. Yeah right ,they do no harm when they get here. The majority are law abiding people. Bullshit.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

How do you know he's illegal?
No disrespect intended but this comes off... Poorly.
Sounds a bit racist.
Maybe its just me.

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Could the guy's phone number be similar to your mother's and was just input incorrectly? Sounds like they didn't list your mom's address as theirs.

Climbing up a poll has gotten too tough for the. These people will do anything to steal cable. #Truth

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All undocumented workers should be allowed free cable. Viva America!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
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I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Well,She called Comcast and he used her phone number. Then she called the police and they paid him a visit. As I said this was not the first time this has happened to her.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

So the police have confirmed that Luis Guzman is an illegal immigrant?

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I'll have you know that Luis Guzman stood up in my brother's wedding two years ago. The two have been friends for decades. I will not stand idly by while you impugn the good name of Luis Guzman with your hillfolk conspiracy theories. The Luis Guzman I know may very well be stealing someone's cable, but he is as Puerto Rican as the day is long.

EDIT: As it turns out, there may be more than one Luis Guzman. My bad.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I guess stealing cable is how to make it in America.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

No, it's not just you.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Hopefully no one looks at what Luis Guzman did as a reflection of Community.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Thank god man. I was WIGGING OUT.

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As you know Chicago is a sanctuary city,so they could not ask. They told my mom that it look as if he was. He could not produce identification.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

One day, this will be a Black Eyed Peas song title.

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That is a Series of Unfortunate Events.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I'm going to have to call bullshit on this one.

Hey chas, post a picture of what you would like to call an "undocumented Immagrant", I'd be curious to see that.

@ Sam

Chas,

I did not know that.

But i was ill the day after Christmas and eneded up in bed at the hotel. i turned on natgeo and watched a show about the border patrol. I was saddened to see how immigrants were treated by their handlers. You may want to check it out. Our families came here under far better circumstances then the people you constantly complain about are forced to deal with.

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True but then again. No one forced them to come here. I think that the government needs to do its job and persecute the coyotes and companies that employ the illegals. We have laws for that ,we passed them back in the 80's when we did the so called ,"LAST" amnesty.
Also,look in your history books about how the Irish where treated when they came to America.
Also,Vendor. When you live in the 11th Ward and this is not the first time this has happened to you she knew what questions to ask when they called her back.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

You didn't answer my question, what does an "undocumented Immagrant" look like?

How do you know I don't live in the 11th ward and this hasn't happened to me? How did she know what questions to ask, was she following a script?

Your family was allowed to come here and escape poverty. Mexican nationals trying to get into the US are often times trying to escape far worse conditions then the Irish were.

It's called compassion chas. Catch it in 2013. Spread a little around while you are at it.

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i hate immagrants.

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An Undocumented can look like anyone. They are not just one type or race or nationality but may and varied. If you ever read anything I write on the subject you will know that I favor all to be sent home not just those from Mexico. She knew what questions to ask because 1 she had it happen before and 2 I told her what to ask .

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

They also came in the legal ad correct manner.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Can you tell us what questions you told her to ask?

My grandparents came here legally. Isn't it fair to think others should too?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Ask his job,what they found and if they took him into custody ,what they charged him with,

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Why should they? I mean come on there are only 12 million of them(Wink Wink)

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

So what was his job? What did they find? Did they charge him? You sound like a detective, have you done police work before?

Did he look like this?

I know I'll get hammered for this but I believe this whole "story" is bullshit. Chas just wanted to have a reason to post his usual hate thoughts and came up with all of this. I really hope he didn't think this through. None of it makes sense and anyone with a functioning brain knows you're lying.