I'm going to say New Years holiday. You have a bunch of drunk people watching a giant ball drop and then they resolve to do things that won't follow through with. Plus the BCS has ruined New Year's Day football.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Kasmir Pulaski day.

I'll hang up and wait for good dolphin to call me bad names.

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Columbus day. He didn't discover shit. People were here for thousands of years.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

That holiday is only recognized by the Chicago public schools.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Whts the genesis of the ball drop? Where did that come from? Why dogdamnit. Why?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Didn't your dad have that conversation with you?

When a boy turns a certain age...

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Go on...

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Are you flirting with me?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Not yet. He hasn't sent you a pm, then delete it before you can read it.

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Halloween. No close second.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Labor day is pretty bad.

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I will start it of.
Do you even know who or what he did?
Obviously not,Great revolutionary war hero. When he died he had one request,he did not care where his body was buried as long as his heart was buried in the U.S>A because he loved it so.

If I stay in character ,
Black History Month.

For real,
Sweetest Day. Made up weak ass Hallmark Holiday.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Sweetest Day.

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@audioidkid

That is crazy talk. Halloween is the most fun holiday of the year. Your only real job is to have fun, drink, look at people in costumes, and wear a dumb one yourself if you want.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

not to mention that the "holiday" compels the women of america to go the extra mile in hoeing it up for their costumes. I have no idea why some chick would see a stupid "slutty nurse" outfit and think "BINGO!" but hey, God works in mysterious ways that we cannot possibly begin to understand.... midaswell enjoy the show!

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Absolutely. Fuck the American worker. What did he ever do? I move that we immediately cancel Labor Day and replace it with Job Creators' Day.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

i don't think a non-slutty women's halloween costume exists ....

FUCK YOU, YOU IGNORANT BIGOTED DUMBASS. YOU DO NOT HAVE COMMAND OF BASIC GRAMMAR, BUT I AM TO BELIEVE YOU ARE SOME KIND OF AMERICAN HISTORY MAJOR. IF HE IS SO FUCKING GREAT, WHY ONLY A STATE HOLIDAY AND NOT A NATIONAL ONE?

I CAN GO AHEAD AND ASSUME THAT YOU AND HIM ARE BOTH POLISH, THAT IS THE ONLY REASON YOU KNOW TWO SHITS ABOUT HIM. TAKE THAT OLDE COUNTRY MENTALITY AND FEEL FREE TO MOVE BACK TO EUROPE, THEY NEVER CLOSE.

THEN YOU CAN BITCH AND MOAN ABOUT THE MUSLIM/AFRICAN IMMIGRANTS INSTEAD OF THE LATINO ONES HERE. DO NOT PM ME ABOUT THIS, I WILL POST IT.

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I went to a SAIC Halloween party in Pilsen last year. All the girls were dressed as demure prostitutes.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Was he the Polack who crossed the road because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Full credit to Rogers Park Bryan. I paraphrase.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Any holiday that doesn't involve food/candy.

honest to god, before i finished reading your post i chuckled and was thinking "Job Creators' Day" and then like.... there it is.

JOB CREATORS' DAY: THE GOOD TIMES WILL "TRICKLE DOWN"

"trickle down.... they're literally telling you that they're pissing on you!" - george carlin

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So I take it that you don't know who he is?

By the by....your capslock button is broken.

Tell your bosses to stop being so fucking racist & give you off!

Don't you set your fantasy lineup days before? I set mine a week ahead, & just check in for injuries.

Sweetest Day blows. Candy can't save that & Valentines from sucking.

No,I am interested in Military History. I read a lot as a kid,I had this one book on the American Revolution and it had a chapter on him and Von Stuben(another foreign guy you probably do not know about). I am both Polish and German.
I am not a bigot as I do not hate or am intolerant of people based on race or ethnicity. I do have a problem with Islam and illegal immigrants. So by your response you have no problem with illegals,cool that is your right and I have my right to think we need to fix the problem.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

While I know this is a road already traveled, I would love to hear again your sanguine thoughts on just why you have a problem with Islam, which I am sure you know is practiced by nearly 25% of the world's population.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Don't ruin the surprise for him. He's never seen Rambo III.

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Easter's not a hell of a lot of fun. Plus you don't get a day off.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Chinese New Year is lame.