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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:15 pm 
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The reason I say that is because of the lie he keeps repeating that people forget the time when their kids are infants. Not only is that not true, the reasoning he gives is crap. He said that if people didn't forget the worst times, then they'd never have kids again.

I might be wrong, but babies are made because people have sex and people have sex because sex is fun. So even if people remember what hell it is to raise an infant, people will keep having them because people keep having sex. Unless your partner is Bernstein that is, and his wife could only stand having sex with him because she wanted two children then celebrated never having to have him get on top of her again.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:17 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:26 pm 
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was he talking about his kid again, cause he never does that

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:28 pm 
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was he talking about his kid again, cause he never does that


was talking about drinky having a new baby

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I thought mults were gone. Can you please blow this one up, BigFan?

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Looks like Terry's Peeps has company in the year end awards.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 5:38 pm 
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I thought mults were gone. Can you please blow this one up, BigFan?


The over/under on times Bernstein's had sex since his second kid was conceived is 1.5

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The reason I say that is because of the lie he keeps repeating that people forget the time when their kids are infants. Not only is that not true, the reasoning he gives is crap. He said that if people didn't forget the worst times, then they'd never have kids again.

I might be wrong, but babies are made because people have sex and people have sex because sex is fun. So even if people remember what hell it is to raise an infant, people will keep having them because people keep having sex. Unless your partner is Bernstein that is, and his wife could only stand having sex with him because she wanted two children then celebrated never having to have him get on top of her again.


What? Have you ever heard of birth control? Bernstein is also the type that would never have an unplanned baby. Not him.

He has 2 kids. I'm sure he's banged the wife more than 2 times. Is it fun for the wife? No. It's probably horrifying. But Bernsetin is a good earner and provides her a very good life style. She has to give it up to him.


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Didn't Bernstein mention his wife taking vacations separate from him? Like to some caribbean island or maybe a cougar cruise.


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He has 2 kids. I'm sure he's banged the wife more than 2 times. Is it fun for the wife? No. It's probably horrifying.


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What kind of people think about Dan Bernstein having sex?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:22 pm 
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I thought mults were gone. Can you please blow this one up, BigFan?

Jimmy and FreeDumb are still here. So multing is not dead.


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Didn't Bernstein mention his wife taking vacations separate from him? Like to some caribbean island or maybe a cougar cruise.

Are you saying that BernSTEIN is a cuckold who likes to watch his wife fuck black dick?


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What? Have you ever heard of birth control? Bernstein is also the type that would never have an unplanned baby. Not him.

He has 2 kids. I'm sure he's banged the wife more than 2 times. Is it fun for the wife? No. It's probably horrifying. But Bernsetin is a good earner and provides her a very good life style. She has to give it up to him.


I'm not saying they've only banged twice, I'm just saying that the banging has been zero with 1 or 2 exceptions since the second kid was conceived. She knows he won't leave him because his one saving grace is that he cares about his kids and he thinks a divorce would scar them for life.

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What an absolute travesty of a thread.

If this isn't deleted by morning, I'm referring chas' lawer to BernStine.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:30 pm 
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What an absolute travesty of a thread.

If this isn't deleted by morning, I'm referring chas' lawer to BernStine.


Agreed. This thread is pathetic.


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What an absolute travesty of a thread.

If this isn't deleted by morning, I'm referring chas' lawer to BernStine.




i've seen horrible crap on here, this is by far in the top 2. please delete this. and the stupid mult.


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Stewie wrote:
NearWessSideHussra wrote:
Didn't Bernstein mention his wife taking vacations separate from him? Like to some caribbean island or maybe a cougar cruise.

Are you saying that BernSTEIN is a cuckold who likes to watch his wife fuck black dick?


I'd make it appointment radio to catch an episode of "Lil Danny the Love Sponge" -- I bet he'd have insightful interviews with pornstars while shocking abbatacola's testicles and/or getting Score interns to participate in Bernstein Saw.

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sinicalypse wrote:
Stewie wrote:
NearWessSideHussra wrote:
Didn't Bernstein mention his wife taking vacations separate from him? Like to some caribbean island or maybe a cougar cruise.

Are you saying that BernSTEIN is a cuckold who likes to watch his wife fuck black dick?


I'd make it appointment radio to catch an episode of "Lil Danny the Love Sponge" -- I bet he'd have insightful interviews with pornstars while shocking abbatacola's testicles and/or getting Score interns to participate in Bernstein Saw.


Would he let a washed up wrestler bang his wife? Iron Sheik?

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What an absolute travesty of a thread.

If this isn't deleted by morning, I'm referring chas' lawer to BernStine.


Agreed. This thread is pathetic.


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WhiteAndProud wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
Stewie wrote:
NearWessSideHussra wrote:
Didn't Bernstein mention his wife taking vacations separate from him? Like to some caribbean island or maybe a cougar cruise.

Are you saying that BernSTEIN is a cuckold who likes to watch his wife fuck black dick?


I'd make it appointment radio to catch an episode of "Lil Danny the Love Sponge" -- I bet he'd have insightful interviews with pornstars while shocking abbatacola's testicles and/or getting Score interns to participate in Bernstein Saw.


Would he let a washed up wrestler bang his wife? Iron Sheik?


Iron Sheik wouldn't leave him a choice. I could get behind a Dan and the Sheik show. Just imagine Dan upgrading the "zany sidekick" role to this:

The Iron Sheik ‏@the_ironsheik
the Muhammed Ali the Jesus the Iron Sheik all the same class. #teamsheikie

The Iron Sheik ‏@the_ironsheik
the Philadelphia Eagle owner Jeffery Lurie you are a no good piece of shit you deserve to get fucked in the ass by 50 dead dogs forever

seriously, with thoughts like ^^^ it'd truly be appointment radio.

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WhiteAndProud wrote:
BD wrote:
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What an absolute travesty of a thread.

If this isn't deleted by morning, I'm referring chas' lawer to BernStine.


Agreed. This thread is pathetic.


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I apologize for being offended when someone repeats the same lie time and again - in this case that people forget raising infants, and that if not for forgetting people would never have kids. The only way that would make evolutionary sense is if the only reason humans have had sex was to procreate. And someone would only say that if they were in a relationship where the sex is no fun at all for one or both partners. Therefore, based on his lie and the fact that he repeats it again and again, the most logical conclusion is that he has no sex and that the most likely reason is that his wife finds it an abhorrent chore.

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Stewie wrote:
NearWessSideHussra wrote:
Didn't Bernstein mention his wife taking vacations separate from him? Like to some caribbean island or maybe a cougar cruise.

Are you saying that BernSTEIN is a cuckold who likes to watch his wife fuck black dick?


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Bad thread.

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Danny to his wife in bed...

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Danny to his wife in bed...

"How.does.rubbing.your.clit.get.you.closer.to.an.orgasm?"


Seriously?

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This stuff is really bad.

If any thread needs to get pruned it is this one.

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WOW!!! What a strange thread...

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