OK so here we go again with the poker games. There are going to be a few RULES to this though as we now have the baby and that's the most important thing in my life right now but we are going to make it work for this poker game. If we don't make it work, we won't EVER play here again so there is no other option but to make it work. I'm not trying to be a dick here but these are the rule. Don't like em then don't fucking play. Just that simple.

The game will start at 6:30.
The first 6-7 people to sign up to play are in. That's all I'm going to accept because we are going to do it in the basement again and it's not like we have a ton of space down there. Plus helps control the noise level.
We are only going to have one table going as well.

We will still have pizzas and I'll have the coolers and sports going on in the background, you just have to be respectful of things more so now than ever before. We won't be playing poker in silence down in the basement but shit's changed here so we have to work around things. When leaving the house, you gotta be quiet walking out the door. The baby's room is up the hall and if you wake him up we won't have anymore poker games here. Like NONE. Don't be that guy that fucks it up for the rest of us.

Hope that didn't come across as being too dickish.

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Speeps Jr. would clean up at the game.

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No worries Chris. Just as long as you don't scream or spinning back fist the drywall when you bust out, we are good. You can count me in for the game too.

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We will have end of Denver home game and see 49ers home game in it's entirety for NFL Divisional playoffs.

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Nice. In like Krazy.

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In.

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I can't wait to find out who the guy is that fucks it up for everyone else. If that happens you gotta name names Chris.

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Fare you well, fare you well
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Listen to the river sing sweet songs
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If it's strictly board members there and not plus ones, and the usual suspects are the ones who show, I don't think Chris has anything to worry about.

Joliet woman kills man leaving her house after a poker game.

News at 11

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Yeah, no Ditcher, Shitfoot, or Biggie Smalls for me. I did run into the Ditcher a couple months back at the gas station. I guess I was supposed to be happy to see him. Fucking idiot, check that, I'm the idiot for trusting him.

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Well in that short amount of time new information surfaces that homeless weekend might be that weekend .... it's no more than a month away anyway, so I best take myself off the list for now.

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um what?

This sounds like a potentially great story here. Can you elaborate for us outsiders? Who is Ditcher, Shitfoot ( ), and Biggie Smalls? Why is Ditcher apparently a douchebag? And any chance you got a story with Diesel tied into any of these characters?

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Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Ditcher and Shitfoot would be shot before they got to the door.

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With a silencer right? For the kids ears. No seriously, the gun lobby is trying to make all gun owners get a silencer. For the safety of the kids.

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Can I bring Sock Boy?


But seriously, somebody explain in an amusing tone who the fuck these guys are and why Chris wants to shoot them.

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Fare you well, fare you well
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FF, you never heard the Ballad Of Shitfoot And The Ditcher?? Lemme look it up. Biggie Smalls was my last regular/long-term girlfriend, she was 6'2" and about 275 lbs. Would have been the Bears 3rd best lineman if she was on the team. Really good girl, I'm the one who got the relationship blow'd up.

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The Ditcher and Shitfoot, while sounding like a Dylan-esque title song of a fucked up buddy cop movie, is actually not much of a story, but it was wonderful to witness the legend unfold.

Not demeaning the story, just helping adjust expectations 'cause otherwise it's just not gonna live up to whatever one might create in their heads ....

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Donspiracy brought two guys with him to play cards one night and it was warm out and we were playing cards in the garage. Well one of them got really really drunk pretty quickly, lost all his chips and went to party with some girls for a bit while Don and the other guy(shitfoot) were still playing. We have a dog run that connects to the garage where the dog craps and I told (shitfoot) not to go out that way because there was dog shit back there. Well he didn't listen and came back in the garage with dog crap all over his shoes which then he decided he would smear it all over the garage floor, floor mat, whatever. He was also probably one of biggest dipshits I've ever met that might be legit retarded because we were sitting there watching something and he stops and says "Hey did you guys ever see that time when the football team scored that winning touchdown but the marching band was on the field?" Nope never seen it, no clue what you're talking about. As for our boy Ditcher who left earlier to get even drunker than he already was(oh I didn't mention he was the DD), Don and Shitfoot were finally done with their game so Donspiracy was trying to call him for about an hour and a half at least and the guy was too drunk to pick up the phone and call Don back, let alone come get him.


The END

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The END for you.

There's also the part where Don has a ride home lined up for Shitfoot, but he really really really needs to get home, like now...I drive Don and Shitfoot to their meeting place for the ride home, but Shitfoot really really really wants me to drive him home...like 30 minutes east of where we already were...because my 3 hour drive home at 1 in the morning wasn't already appealing enough...

...luckily Don was able to get that fool in line, but yeah, that was...interesting.

Accurate on both counts. Still looking for the thread/post. May have been pruned.

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I'd also like to point out that my comment on plus ones wasn't directed at Donspiracy...just seems that board folk have a way of having more respect for the hospitality that Chris shows, you know?

No worries.

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Yeah, wow. shoutshouts and Gen. Discussion sections have been gutted. I know it was the poker game we had in Sept. of 2011.

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God what an asshole thing to say lipid. You going to stand for that Donspiracy?


Did I do that right Spmack?

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I know lipid is jealous and went to the School of Hatred/Shitstirring.

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So I'm guessing there will be something like a 2 cigar minimum in the basement, right?

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Worked for Bill Clinton.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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Wait for it, wait for it..........


IN

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In so far

Me
Donspiracy
Douchebag
Shakes(wtf??)


I talked to Spanky and he's out.

Maybe
Don Tiny


Um anyone else?

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