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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:31 am 
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RFDC wrote:
This stuff is really bad.

If any thread needs to get pruned it is this one.


No doubt.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 10:48 am 
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
RFDC wrote:
This stuff is really bad.

If any thread needs to get pruned it is this one.


No doubt.

Nope, only threads about God get the ax.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:14 pm 
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
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Danny to his wife in bed...

"How.does.rubbing.your.clit.get.you.closer.to.an.orgasm?"


Seriously?


i laughed :oops:


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:21 pm 
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Clicked on this thread out of sheer boredom. I knew there was a reason I was avoiding it. :roll:

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:31 am 
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Beardown wrote:
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The reason I say that is because of the lie he keeps repeating that people forget the time when their kids are infants. Not only is that not true, the reasoning he gives is crap. He said that if people didn't forget the worst times, then they'd never have kids again.

I might be wrong, but babies are made because people have sex and people have sex because sex is fun. So even if people remember what hell it is to raise an infant, people will keep having them because people keep having sex. Unless your partner is Bernstein that is, and his wife could only stand having sex with him because she wanted two children then celebrated never having to have him get on top of her again.


What? Have you ever heard of birth control? Bernstein is also the type that would never have an unplanned baby. Not him.

He has 2 kids. I'm sure he's banged the wife more than 2 times. Is it fun for the wife? No. It's probably horrifying. But Bernsetin is a good earner and provides her a very good life style. She has to give it up to him.



He's got to have something. His wife is gorgeous. He way overshot his skis.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:19 am 
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and the circle of weird is complete

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:42 pm 
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cubbiegirlshamus wrote:
He way overshot his skis.

Bernstein is Peter North?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:48 pm 
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OK, like.... i naively tried to work with this riffing on the whole "danny the love sponge" thing.... but i mean.... uhhh..... cgs has to be a bit, right?

I mean, to show up out of nowhere and revive this monstrosity with that Beardown post? I mean, it's one thing to goof on Dan's sexual prowess like "HOW DOES SEX WITH YOU TONIGHT GET US CLOSER TO A CHAMPIONSHIP?!!?" or something, but a seemingly straightfaced postulation that sex with Dan has to be awful, but hey he's a good earner so HEY, INFER/STEREOTYPE AWAY!!!! ?

yeah. i'm just going to show up and strike the captain morgan pose with this thread acting as the barrel. i wanna be one of the high-class reputation-beyond-repute CSFMBers who is on record as sticking his nose up at this thread. SHOMER SHABBOS.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:55 pm 
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Hatchetman wrote:
What kind of people think about Dan Bernstein having sex?


My thoughts exactly. I have to go puke now.

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