Singletary and Cutler would be awesome to watch.

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I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Stop interviewing so many people, you big idiot. Hire someone now. No, not that guy, do not hire that guy. You big idiot.

Why is this idiot only interviewing a few coaches? This guy is an idiot. Why did he hire this guy? Why did he not interview this coach? Idiot.

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Laurence Holmes is a fucking weirdo, a nerd in denial, and a wannabe. Not a very good radio host either.

Stop interviewing so many people, you big idiot. Hire someone now. No, not that guy, do not hire that guy. You big idiot.

Why is this idiot only interviewing a few coaches? This guy is an idiot. Why did he hire this guy? Why did he not interview this coach? Idiot.

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Stop interviewing so many people, you big idiot. Hire someone now. No, not that guy, do not hire that guy. You big idiot.

Why is this idiot only interviewing a few coaches? This guy is an idiot. Why did he hire this guy? Why did he not interview this coach? Idiot.

You're right. Interviewing 3-4 ST coaches, a CFL guy, and Mike Singletary is definitely a productive use of time.

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

You're right. Interviewing 3-4 ST coaches, a CFL guy, and Mike Singletary is definitely a productive use of time.

That's easy to say from sitting behind a keyboard. Nobody knows what he's gathering in these interviews.

Mike McCarthy was a QB coach then a coordinator before becoming a head coach. Gotta start somewhere.

I don't think the problem is the number of interviewees, but the number of interviewees that seem to be incompetent.

If he was interviewing Gruden, Cowher, and Saban we'd have something. A guy from the CFL and a guy who held down the 49ers isn't exactly the type of intel I think our GM needs.

A guy from the CFL and a guy who held down the 49ers isn't exactly the type of intel I think our GM needs.

The CFL guy prepped Cutler for the NFL Draft. I understand talking with him.

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

Yeah, thats not uncommon. Singletary is a terrible coach, we know this, and the ST and CFL guys would be comical hires for a charter franchise that also has "the best team of any team with a coaching vacancy". It's getting pretty difficult to defend Emery beyond "well maybe shit will work out."

CFL guys would be comical hires for a charter franchise that also has "the best team of any team with a coaching vacancy".

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Trestman moved to the National Football League and coached the running backs with the Minnesota Vikings in 1985 and 1986. He became quarterbacks coach with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in 1987 then held the same position with the Cleveland Browns in 1988. In Cleveland he again coached Kosar and the team finished 10–6 and made the playoffs. He was promoted to offensive coordinator in 1989. That year Kosar passed for 3,533 yards and 18 TDs, wide receiver Webster Slaughter had a franchise record 1,236 receiving yards, and the Browns made it to the AFC Championship game.

In 1990, Trestman returned to Minnesota as quarterbacks coach for the Vikings. He spent two years there and then left coaching for three years.

He returned to the NFL in 1995 as quarterbacks coach and offensive coordinator with San Francisco, where he served in that capacity through 1996. The first year he was there the 49ers led the NFL with 457 points scored, 644 pass attempts and 4,779 passing yards.

Trestman joined the Detroit Lions as quarterbacks coach in 1997. That year Lion's quarterback Scott Mitchell passed for 3,484 yards, second most in team history.

In 1998 he was with the Arizona Cardinals as quarterbacks coach and offensive coordinator. That year quarterback Jake Plummer threw for 3,737 yards, and the Cardinals made the playoffs for the first time since 1982 and won their first post season game in 51 years.

He next went to the Oakland Raiders in 2001 as the quarterbacks coach. In 2002 he was promoted to offensive coordinator and the Raiders led the NFL in total offense with 389.8 yards per game and passing yards with 279.7 per game. Under Trestman's guidance, Raiders QB Rich Gannon won the 2002 NFL MVP award as the Raiders reached Super Bowl XXXVII, losing to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Trestman spent the 2004 season with the Miami Dolphins before returning to the college ranks.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I don't think the problem is the number of interviewees, but the number of interviewees that seem to be incompetent.

If he was interviewing Gruden, Cowher, and Saban we'd have something. A guy from the CFL and a guy who held down the 49ers isn't exactly the type of intel I think our GM needs.

He's not a CFL lifetime guy. He was on an NFL coaching staff from 1985 thru 2004. Why would talking to a guy who has 19 years of NFL coaching experience be "comical?"

You're just biased is all.

EVERYONE STAY ON MESSAGE.

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I have no problem with this process if it produces a good coach. Time will tell.

With Singletary, who says he isn't a good candidate for a job on the staff? Maybe he's interviewing for the head coaching job, but maybe he says some really good things and they decide to bring him on as an assistant or defensive back coach or something.

I fail to see how it would be good for the Bears or better for Emery if he made his hire already. This thread is chock full of lunacy and idiocy. I'd except nothing less from the meatball Bears fans.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.