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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 1/8: UHHHH OHHHHH

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:12 pm

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The people who were offended by Brent Musburger must be the same people who were deeply hurt by Brian Urlacher's comments, who are also the people who won't go to White Sox games in Englewood. They are all the same imaginary people and they all take three hours of afternoon-drive radio to slay.

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Franky T

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:13 pm

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SomeGuy wrote:

They are one lame Lance Briggs interview away from being Bears All Access

Maybe Leery can get them an interview?

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:15 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

No easier way to get me to feel icky then listen to Dan lust over the "obtainability" of the women in the boner pill commercials.

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is, Margaret Emery Margaret Emery Margaret Emery Margaret Emery

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 1/8: UHHHH OHHHHH

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:15 pm

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Franky T wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

They are one lame Lance Briggs interview away from being Bears All Access

Maybe Leery can get them an interview?

Uh, Lance Briggs is already part of the Holmes open...but not tonight due to DePaul/UCONN NCAA Basketball:

Briggs: "What's up Holmes?"

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: 1/8: UHHHH OHHHHH

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:23 pm

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A7X wrote:

Bernstein can be such a condescending douche. He has this Pete whatever guy on and says, "I can see why Te'o was on your ballot. It's all about the narrative." Translation: He wasn't on my ballot, because I'm smart enough to see through the ESPN feel good bullshit. Too bad you're not.

I'm glad he also took to Twitter to educate the morons that were up in arms about the Singletary interview. If only I was as smart as Dan!

I'm sure this has been covered here before, probably several times, but why the hell do two guys who admittedly despise college athletics have a Heisman vote? Are they working on getting a vote for the Hart Trophy also?

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SomeGuy

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:26 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

A7X wrote:

Yes!

BernSTINE is always saying he doesn't watch, doesn't care and whatever so how would he know anything when it comes to voting for the Heisman? His false bravado about "not having Teo" on his ballot is laughable. He didn't watch Teo.

Thursday's at 5.

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redskingreg

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:31 pm

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Who is the update guy? He's too nuts-in-a-vicey for me.

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SHARK

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:33 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Who is the update guy? He's too nuts-in-a-vicey for me.

That's Adam Harris on update duty today. Sounds like a cross between Connor McKnight & Matt Rodewald.

Paging Joe Bartosch...Paging Joe Bartosch...

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SHARK

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:35 pm

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Bernsy wants to put a lid on all the Derrick Rose speculation.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:36 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Who is the update guy? He's too nuts-in-a-vicey for me.

Adam Harris. Yeah, he doesn't have a good radio voice. He sounds like somebody's little brother in junior high or something.

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Hatchetman

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:40 pm

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Goff will be on at 4:00 if anyone cares.

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SHARK

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:42 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

Goff will be on at 4:00 if anyone cares.

Can't wait!

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FavreFan

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:42 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Who is the update guy? He's too nuts-in-a-vicey for me.

Adam Harris. Yeah, he doesn't have a good radio voice. He sounds like somebody's little brother in junior high or something.

He has sounded like that since Jr High

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A7X

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:46 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Who is the update guy? He's too nuts-in-a-vicey for me.

That would be Adam Harris, the most awkwardly uncofortable sounding man I've ever heard. He has a voice for...nothing really.

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Kirkwood

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:49 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

A7X wrote:

I always knew you were a closet hockey guy. Welcome aboard!

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:50 pm

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Man Dan is a few weeks late on this Stubenville story...

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SHARK

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:50 pm

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A7X wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Who is the update guy? He's too nuts-in-a-vicey for me.

That would be Adam Harris, the most awkwardly uncofortable sounding man I've ever heard. He has a voice for...nothing really.

Guys, would you rather get "Randazzled" instead? I think Wayne Randazzo or Joe Ostrowski himself will be doing updates on the nighttime SCORE that Ostrowski will be hosting after DePaul/UCONN tonight.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:51 pm

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That's what feminism has gotten us.... :lol:

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:54 pm

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I was waiting all day for that last call. We can oggle objects but we must remember to be measured in our oggling. Additionally what do boner pills have to do with anything?

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beni hanna

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:02 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

Who is the update guy? He's too nuts-in-a-vicey for me.

Adam Harris. Yeah, he doesn't have a good radio voice. He sounds like somebody's little brother in junior high or something.

He has sounded like that since Jr High

Once he reaches puberty he will be fine.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:09 pm

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Jason Goff makes me feel like everything's alright.

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:11 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Jason Goff makes me feel like everything's alright.

Is he talking about how good USC is and that they'll challenge Alabama?

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Martin_D

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:12 pm

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Dan's impassioned defense of Brent Musburger has nothing to do with his agent being his brother Todd, I'm sure. You'd think an objective media member like Dan would disclose that.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Jason Goff makes me feel like everything's alright.

Is he talking about how good USC is and that they'll challenge Alabama?

They're just talking about the Falcons.

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Terry's Peeps

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:15 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Jason Goff makes me feel like everything's alright.

Is he talking about how good USC is and that they'll challenge Alabama?

They're just talking about the Falcons.

Falcons are majestic birds.

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KDdidit

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:16 pm

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Found the Singletary job interview online.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx1o3MVT ... ults_video

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redskingreg

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:17 pm

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Notice the audible moan from Dan when Jason references da fire and da passion from Atlanta fans. Where was this when Terry claimed Urlacher gave his soul to the Bears?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:18 pm

Martin_D wrote:

Dan's impassioned defense of Brent Musburger has nothing to do with his agent being his brother Todd, I'm sure. You'd think an objective media member like Dan would disclose that.

Good point.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:21 pm

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Martin_D wrote:

Dan's impassioned defense of Brent Musburger has nothing to do with his agent being his brother Todd, I'm sure. You'd think an objective media member like Dan would disclose that.

That's an interesting tid bit but man did I have a hard time understading who you were referring to. I initally thought you meant that Dan had a brother named Todd who represented Brent Musburger which gave me pause because "Todd" doesn't sound like a tribe member's name. Of course, I am also an idiot which could explain my initial confusion.

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Kirkwood

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:23 pm

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Goff brought a lot Bernstein with him down to Atlanta if this interview is any indication. Kinda sucks he can't be himself.

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