Wow. I guess he's not a spokesman for the industry.

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“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

It happens

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Yesterday he mentioned that he loved a good massage. Immediately, involuntarily, I began to wonder if there is an unwritten cost-to-surface-area ratio within the massage industry.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

There is not, but like an airline flight, you are required to purchase a second table.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

He says he used to be a lot bigger...

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5+ bills.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Yeah, that's what I heard. I'd have him at 340 or 350 these days...

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Wait, wait, wait just a minute....he had Gastric-Bypass surgery and he's still that huge?

Something isn't right, here.

He lost like 150 pounds. Take into account that he doesn't eat right or exerceise. The staples can only do so much...

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Alot of people that have that surgery end up putting the weight back on. I've heard it's fairly easy to do.

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Yeah, and it's a pretty miserable eating existence when you can't have soda or drink water with your meal for some period of time after eating (from what I hear - could have that wrong).

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The stomach can grow back around the staples or just stretch enough so that enough food can be taken in. Same with lapbanding and such.

The surgery isn't a silver bullet, if you have it and continue to eat like a pig and not exercise you will continue to be fat and even get fatter.

Your body is a clever beast.

My friend had GB and went from near 5 spins to 200. It works Spiegs must be doing something wrong.

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he eats too much and not often enough. if he would take what he normally eats and divide half of that into 8 sections and eat those regularly throughout the day his entire world would be supreme because i know his body best.

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I wonder if he ever had this happen to him:

http://jezebel.com/5974041/lets-talk-about-why-al-roker-shit-his-pants-at-the-white-house

Step 1: Stand on sidewalk
Step 2: Lift right leg
Step 3: place right foot down 16 inches in front of where it used to be.
Step 4: Lift left leg
step 5: place left leg down 16 inches in front of where the right foot is
Step 6: repeat thousands of times per day

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Why walk when you can do this:

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On the issue of weight, what does his wife look like? I keep hearing him call her the biscuit, and that leads me to think she is large. It's not a good nickname for a women.

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There were photos of her on here at one point from one of the roasts. Personally I thought Spiegs outkicked
his coverage. She was a pretty nice looking lady overall, of course it has been a while since I've seen the
photo but I remember that as being my initial reaction. Thought the same thing of Mac's wife.

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He has said she can eat a lot for such a small person, whatever that means.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

It probably means she has a high metabolism.

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Would you say that his body is a Wonderland?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

i would say his body is wonderFULL! what a stud. hes so quirky too. i just wanna give him a big bear hug and smell his tit sweat

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yes. metabolism. aka penis

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It's a little too much to have Speegs tell me to chew gum instead of eating.

I'm not skinny or anything but it begs the question... "Really? Really, dude?"

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i felt the same way when i had to listen to his slingbox speech ads, and literally not 3 minutes later hes complaining to mac about how he had no way to watch two games at once on his tv at home. i think the producer even mentioned it sounded like he needed a slingbox, and meatpants changed the subject faster then my dick inside mila kunises coochy.

i think that was the last time i ever listened to meatpockets. seems like a great guy and all, but listening to his ideas is like a cat lady watching downton abby. she doesnt have to do anything it just pisses me off because its a cat lady watching downton abby.

whats the real kicker is the slingbox actually is good! you need satellite or cable, with a lot of travel time for it to be justified, but the product itself isnt anything stupid. theyre not a hard sell, but of course when you have a book worm try to schmooze it always results in cat ladies watching downton abby.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Still can't beat when Fred Huebner was simultaneously endorsing some weight-loss pill and Dunkin' Donuts.

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Spiegel has his arm around a blonde woman in the roast pic. That woman is McNeil's wife