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Martin_D · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:25 pm

SpiralStairs wrote:

Martin_D wrote:

Dan's impassioned defense of Brent Musburger has nothing to do with his agent being his brother Todd, I'm sure. You'd think an objective media member like Dan would disclose that.

That's an interesting tid bit but man did I have a hard time understading who you were referring to. I initally thought you meant that Dan had a brother named Todd who represented Brent Musburger which gave me pause because "Todd" doesn't sound like a tribe member's name. Of course, I am also an idiot which could explain my initial confusion.

Nah, it was awkwardly worded on my part.

Peoria Matt · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:26 pm

How about this for a "Big Boy NFL G.M." response to his higher ups regarding Singletary-

I can appreciate you wanting to do a favor for Mike but he doesn't really posses any of the qualities I'm looking for in a head coach. It would probably be a waste of time for both of us since he wouldn't be seriously considered.

That way, you send an indirect message to whichever dumbass requested this: Please don't waste my time on this kind of request. And now by agreeing, there's a chance they do it again. Plus by refusing, the "Is Emery really the boss" conversation doesn't take place......again.

This whole Singletary thing screams 1 thing: Meatball. Which makes B and B's defense of it even more amazing since they have made a career of deriding this kind of mindset. But I guess they have found their new "guy" and will defend at all costs.

SpiralStairs · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:26 pm

Kirkwood wrote:

Goff brought a lot Bernstein with him down to Atlanta if this interview is any indication. Kinda sucks he can't be himself.

I'm sure Beardown could do a better job of this than me but I speculate that Goff may have just been playing to his audience (ie. Dan) and might not be the same person as he is when doing his Atlanta show. I haven't listened to that show however.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:28 pm

Martin_D wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Martin_D wrote:

Dan's impassioned defense of Brent Musburger has nothing to do with his agent being his brother Todd, I'm sure. You'd think an objective media member like Dan would disclose that.

That's an interesting tid bit but man did I have a hard time understading who you were referring to. I initally thought you meant that Dan had a brother named Todd who represented Brent Musburger which gave me pause because "Todd" doesn't sound like a tribe member's name. Of course, I am also an idiot which could explain my initial confusion.

Nah, it was awkwardly worded on my part.

Disagree. SS is easily confused.

Now you're at .500, Martin_D - if that is your real name.

Walt Williams Neck · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:29 pm

Singletary calls McCaskey who ask Emery...who didn't have to do it ...but did... and I won't cum in your mouth! Dan thinks he's a journalistic :lol:

sinicalypse · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:30 pm

wait a minute, as i fucked off to listen to juggalo rap on youtube as opposed to this show.... there's a todd bernstein, and he represents brent musberger?

do we need to queue up the george carlin bit about people named todd? if it works for tiger woods and lance armstrong...

SpiralStairs · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:33 pm

sinicalypse wrote:

wait a minute, as i fucked off to listen to juggalo rap on youtube as opposed to this show.... there's a todd bernstein, and he represents brent musberger?

do we need to queue up the george carlin bit about people named todd? if it works for tiger woods and lance armstrong...

See I'm not the only one. Where's SHARK when you need him to explain this stuff?

jimmyk3419 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:41 pm

This is good for laugh...the look on his face is in the video is pure "Oh shit, she is leaving me soon".

http://deadspin.com/5974264/watch-aj-mc ... end-is-now

KDdidit · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:43 pm

sinicalypse wrote:

there's a todd bernstein, and he represents brent musberger?

No, there's a Todd Musberger that's Dan's agent.

Brick · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:46 pm

jimmyk3419 wrote:

This is good for laugh...the look on his face is in the video is pure "Oh shit, she is leaving me soon".

http://deadspin.com/5974264/watch-aj-mc ... end-is-now

He got the prime years. He will have 100 girls lining up to be in the audience next year.

Irish Boy · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:47 pm

Martin D is already a top 5 poster.

sinicalypse · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:48 pm

jimmyk3419 wrote:

This is good for laugh...the look on his face is in the video is pure "Oh shit, she is leaving me soon".

http://deadspin.com/5974264/watch-aj-mc ... end-is-now

have they even touched the darnell dockett angle of this? i mean seriously, i believe in the parlance of "the community" the term is "strongarm a hoe"

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:51 pm

sinicalypse wrote:

jimmyk3419 wrote:

This is good for laugh...the look on his face is in the video is pure "Oh shit, she is leaving me soon".

http://deadspin.com/5974264/watch-aj-mc ... end-is-now

have they even touched the darnell dockett angle of this? i mean seriously, i believe in the parlance of "the community" the term is "strongarm a hoe"

More importantly, can I now use the word "homie" awkwardly in regular conversation?

sinicalypse · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:53 pm

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

sinicalypse wrote:

jimmyk3419 wrote:

This is good for laugh...the look on his face is in the video is pure "Oh shit, she is leaving me soon".

http://deadspin.com/5974264/watch-aj-mc ... end-is-now

have they even touched the darnell dockett angle of this? i mean seriously, i believe in the parlance of "the community" the term is "strongarm a hoe"

More importantly, can I now use the word "homie" awkwardly in regular conversation?

only if you want whoever mults as FreeDumb to take passive/aggro shots at your perceived racism, sure.

SomeGuy · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:54 pm

sinicalypse wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

sinicalypse wrote:

jimmyk3419 wrote:

This is good for laugh...the look on his face is in the video is pure "Oh shit, she is leaving me soon".

http://deadspin.com/5974264/watch-aj-mc ... end-is-now

have they even touched the darnell dockett angle of this? i mean seriously, i believe in the parlance of "the community" the term is "strongarm a hoe"

More importantly, can I now use the word "homie" awkwardly in regular conversation?

only if you want whoever mults as FreeDumb to take passive/aggro shots at your perceived racism, sure.

Who is the Darnell Docket guy?

SpiralStairs · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:54 pm

Irish Boy wrote:

Martin D is already a top 5 poster.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:55 pm

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump
We are going to ask Katherine Webb to be a judge at the Miss USA Pageant coming up in Las Vegas.

Look out AJ...

sinicalypse · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:55 pm

SomeGuy wrote:

Who is the Darnell Docket guy?

arizona cardinals DE. he definitely isn't fucking around.

Martin_D · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:00 pm

Irish Boy wrote:

Martin D is already a top 5 poster.

Thanks.

Brent's comments were weird and if Dan really didn't have a problem with them you'd think he would disclose the fact that Todd Musburger was his agent. Dan's Big Boy Media Man pants must be at the cleaners. If he held any moral high ground on E$PN, he lost it today.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:03 pm

Martin_D wrote:

Irish Boy wrote:

Martin D is already a top 5 poster.

Thanks.

Brent's comments were weird and if Dan really didn't have a problem with them you'd think he would disclose the fact that Todd Musburger was his agent. Dan's Big Boy Media Man pants must be at the cleaners. If he held any moral high ground on E$PN, he lost it today.

The moral high ground for ESPN is more of a burm.

SpiralStairs · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:11 pm

Martin_D wrote:

Irish Boy wrote:

Martin D is already a top 5 poster.

Thanks.

Brent's comments were weird and if Dan really didn't have a problem with them you'd think he would disclose the fact that Todd Musburger was his agent. Dan's Big Boy Media Man pants must be at the cleaners. If he held any moral high ground on E$PN, he lost it today.

Listening to Musburger's comments played over and over again today they don't appear all that bad, especially when measured against Imus' "nappy headed hoes" incident, but Dan's getting offended about people getting offended gets my BVDs all in a bundle, even more so considering when you mentioned.

Brian's Mojito · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:29 pm

SomeGuy wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

He didn't have to do it if he didn't want to do it. But he did it.

BernSTINE is in full idiot contradiction mode.

Months ago they stated that Emery was a boob and lamented that he was another Angelo....one news conference and now they are treating this guy like he is a god amongst mortals.

This is so weird that it has to be a bit.

Gotta love the lies about them knowing exactly what is going on.

I can't wait for the callers who dare to offer criticisms or declare that they aren't sold on the Bears GM.

Bad.

You've peaked my interest. What was the reasoning for their earlier theory?

Curious Hair · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:32 pm

Brian's Mojito wrote:

You've peaked my interest. What was the reasoning for their earlier theory?

Go look at that thread I posted last week, with a link to Emery's first press conference. He was a blustery, stumbling, dissembling mess, and they rightly treated him as little more than another Jerry Angelo. Then he went into seclusion for about a year, fired Lovie, and gave a rambling speech full of Franklin-Covey buzzwords, and they treated him as a genius. Inasmuch as he was nowhere to be seen nor heard between his introduction and Lovie's firing, the only thing that changed was the Bears re-upping with CBS Radio that included WSCR as having an increased role as a broadcast partner of the Bears. I know it's conspiratorial, but it's all we have.

A7X · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:44 pm

Has Terry been asked to stop doing his original by cracky? All we here now is that drop over and over.

SomeGuy · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:45 pm

Brian's Mojito wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

He didn't have to do it if he didn't want to do it. But he did it.

BernSTINE is in full idiot contradiction mode.

Months ago they stated that Emery was a boob and lamented that he was another Angelo....one news conference and now they are treating this guy like he is a god amongst mortals.

This is so weird that it has to be a bit.

Gotta love the lies about them knowing exactly what is going on.

I can't wait for the callers who dare to offer criticisms or declare that they aren't sold on the Bears GM.

Bad.

You've peaked my interest. What was the reasoning for their earlier theory?

His introductory press conference, BernSTINE and Mac said he was a "boob" and compared him to Angelo. The punched Emery up pretty good that day and in the following days as well and I fondly remember them putting out some quality sound drops to mock him.

Now, all of a sudden, the man is a genius who shouldn't be questioned and we have entered into the era of BIG BOY FOOTBALL GM'ing.

BernSTINE got some marching orders/stern lecture from Halas Hall and/or Score Head Honcho's and here we are.

BD · **Joined:** Fri Nov 18, 2005 7:05 pm **Posts:** 12450

sinicalypse wrote:

OK it's official, this Singletary thing is officially "a nothing." Dan's guy has spoken. Stay on message, everyone!

I haven't heard the show today, but since Dan and Terry can pick up the phone and talk to their guys to get whatever information is needed, why not just jump ahead and tell us who they are going to hire?

IkeSouth · **Joined:** Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:25 pm **Posts:** 27055

BD wrote:

sinicalypse wrote:

OK it's official, this Singletary thing is officially "a nothing." Dan's guy has spoken. Stay on message, everyone!

I haven't heard the show today, but since Dan and Terry can pick up the phone and talk to their guys to get whatever information is needed, why not just jump ahead and tell us who they are going to hire?

their guys dont know yet. they will know as soon as dan and terry tell them.

Peoria Matt · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:56 pm

Dan already said Emery has his guy picked out. Now the Bears are enraging the rest of the league by pilfering football information during interviews. All part of the greatness of Theo Emery.

For the record, I do like Theo. Dan's man crush on Emery is comparable to the earlier Theo love affair.

Irish Boy · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:59 pm

Yeah, Emery is just like Angelo, except that Angelo helped construct the Tampa teams of the late 90s and put together an NFC championship winner here, while Phil Emery talent-bankrupted the Kansas City Chiefs. SAME EXACT THING.

Irish Boy · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:01 pm

Peoria Matt wrote:

Dan already said Emery has his guy picked out. Now the Bears are enraging the rest of the league by pilfering football information during interviews.

The head offices of the National Football League tremble just thinking about what Phil Emery might learn after interviewing the head coach of the Montreal Alouettes.

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