What the hell? I didn't really understand what it was, but Bernstein was silent as Mac described it. Like he was embarrased. Spiegel was begging Mac not to say it and stopped him from actually describing it. Mac said he learned this info from Bernstein's producers.

Radio people. Weirdos.

Yesterday's transition (January 8th). Starts at 11:05.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/audio/988-the-boers-and-bernstein-show/

From what I could gather it seemed like Dan was into cream pies which seems rather run of the mill in terms of degrees of sex perversion. Maybe one of our four radio insiders can shed some light on this.

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I actually listened to it yesterday cuz I wanted to hear Bernstein's bullshit on the Singletary interview. I got that, but I wasn't expecting this.

Didn't see anything posted about it here. Thought it deserved a thread. I was left confused and scared.

Dan Bernstein-Cromartie

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It seems pretty basic to me as well...like revealing that a married woman fucks

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Consentual sex with a white woman is a foreign concept to Beardown.

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Alright. Fine. If it's what you guys suggest, it's a nothing. I don't even know if you're right. The conversation seemed like it was more weird that what you guys say.

All I know is Mac was out to embarrass Bernstein. Put him on the spot. Bernstein, in a rare moment for him, was left silent. He always has a response for everything thrown at him. Not this time. Spiegel was begging Mac to stop. They made it seem like it was awful and disgusting. Like a Jack Brickhouse thing.

What's most strange is Mac said he got the info from Bernstein's producers. At least I think that's weird. Granted, I'll never get a wife. But if I did I wouldn't discuss banging her with anybody. Call me old fashioned. I certainly wouldn't share it with a Goff or a Drinky.

Cameron Steamer.

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It should be noted that this is the second thread of this short month dealing with Dan's dalliances in the boudoir.

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[quote="Beardown"]I actually listened to it yesterday cuz I wanted to hear Bernstein's bullshit on the Singletary interview. I got that, but I wasn't expecting this.

Didn't see anything posted about it here. Thought it deserved a thread. I was left confused and scared.[/quote

I hope that someone quotes my text here because I'm pretty sure he has a block out on me, cuz 99% of the time whenever i shine the BEARDOWNSIGNAL i get no responses.

there's a much bigger picture here in regards to dan's relationships with "the fairer gender." indeed his recent declaration of WALKING TALKING SEX OBJECT is so cutesy that it's even getting play in terms of the b&b intro/open (which can make one/BD wonder if "tanny" or whoever's in the metal shop is secretly sick of the bernstein fiefdom, so when plugging the shoe and its zany hijinks ensuing, people get to hear the weird stuff where dan basically puts it out there that if a woman is in any sort of racket where she uses her body to accrue $$$, even something as innocuous as pagentry (what do these miss-[whatever] chicks go on to do? you dont often hear of them eventually going fullblown porn and stuff) then she not only DESERVES the incoming caterwauling, but moreover SHOULD ENJOY IT.

this slippery/technically-sticky slope would lead to him declaring that the playmate of the year not only EXPECTED the rape, moreover she should have ENJOYED the rape cuz said rape is essentially a validation of her aesthetic prowess.

so aside from dan's mantra that "any woman who puts her sexuality out there, especially for profit, should not only HAVE to deal with the unwanted attention.... moreover the should enjoy it. hell, today deep in the throes of validating her obvious desire/enjoyment of the oggling. he went as far as to scoff and say that this chick got 100k+ twitter followers since the broadcast soooo.... she should be enjoying it.

taking this way too far, it's like if a girl had her ass and tits out SHAKING THAT at the club, well, after her rape in the VIP room (you're a walking talking sex object and you're going into a room with successful/egotistical people who are PAYING EXTRA just to get you away from everyone else --- what do you think happens in there?) she should be ready for anything...
tures and/or megan
BEYOND ALL OF THIS, MERE MINUTES AFTER ANOTHER BOUT OF OGGLING OVER HER, DAN AND TERRY LOOK HER BIKINI PICS UP ON THE INTERNET AND OGGL3E OVER IT. SERIOUSLY. LOTS OF CREEPY OLD MAN OHHHHH YEAHS AND DAN POINTING OUT HER PECTOIDS AND A GOOD ~2+ MINS ON HOW THIS GIRL IN A BIKINI IS A "THING" AND YADDA YADDA YADDA.

dan tries to be tactful when it comes to his lust for megan glaros, who he is always quick to point out has giant breasts... etc.

so when dan's doing the same exact thing that musky is doing, like, what can you say? i fall on his side of the debate here, as i dont think brett was doing anything but attempting to be "the voice of the fan" and make light of a situation chock full of beautiful women.... but like, when you're going around nothing how horrible all this stuff is, turning around and popping wood over her bikini pic and/or megan's glaring golbas its just like..... is this foreal?

is dan only the consummate company man (i.e. i'm going to stay in lockstpe with my bosses because i'd rather have a rewarding career filled with millions of dollars instead of udying respect from my audience) or is he the ghosted-out-shell/withered-husk of "our guy" who used to revel in the en masse craziness of sports that we've been conditioned to accept as normal over the generations (imagine all of the guys attending a baseball game in the 1920s in a proper suit/tie/jacket combo.... show them a pic of today's fans all wearing imitation jerseys all facepainted and needing tv/radio to pump them full of sports talk for 30-go hours a week.... why they'd think we're part of a dystopian future that orell was busy writing up...... oh wait =D

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The unaddressed part of your original post is that in this age where just about every sexual fetish, fantasy or proclivity is on full display there is almost nothing that can be considered a weird sex act

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wow imagine that, Beardown with a

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The parts that I could follow I liked.

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You guys are insane. This was discussed on the air. I didn't strike out. I was never at the plate. Mac was the one that made it out to be weird, Good Dolphin. Spiegel helped that notion with his reaction. They left it to the imagination of the listener.

Don't shoot the messenger. I was just wondering what the hell it was about.

SHE'S A WALKING TALKING SEX OBJECT! THE ONLY THING SHE HAS TO OFFER THIS WORLD IS TO HAVE HER JUGS HANGING OUT AND MAKEUP SLATHERED ON HER FACE LIKE CAKE FROSTING! AND NOW SHE HAS SO MANY MORE FOLLOWERS ON TWITTER! PRETTY SOON SHE'LL PARLAY THIS INTO BILLBOARDS IN GUANGZHOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

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Just like you never really wanted to get that Polish stripper's number anyway.

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Beardown with another bulls-eye.

It was close to getting it. I swear. Then she got deported.

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You've formed some strange alliances here. I sometimes wonder how you and I have endured this long.

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Something we can agree on Beardown.

It' makes no sense and in no way can end up being good for the wife.

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Who said he was talking about relations with his wife. They probably just caught him looking at some creampie site on the internet

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maybe he was referring to chocolate creampie.

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That's true. Could be that. Who knows? Mac threw it out and didn't exlplain.

Anyway, a few other things are at play.

1. The B&B producers running to Danny Mac to dish dirt on their boss.

2. Mac betraying the trust of these producers who felt safe giving him the info. Or maybe not. Maybe they knew Mac would bring it up on the air. Something they couldn't do in their positions. So they gave it to Mac knowing he's a made man and he wouldn't hesitate to bring it up on the air.

3. But maybe this backfires on the producers and Bernstein looks to get even with them. Cuz if you hit Bernstein, he'll come back at you 10X harder.

Jeez. Only at the Score. Only at the Score.

Also like a Polish stripper.

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That's any stripper. I find the Polish girls the nicest of all of the European strippers. The Czechs and Ruskies are cold and mean.

Contemplating Bernstein's sexual proclivities makes me more than a Tad Queasy.

Let's all pretend this thread never happened.

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Who the fuck thinks a creampie is a weird sex act? The younger generation watches too much porn. They think the norm is to blow your load on the broad's face.

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