You'll have to listen to the podcast.

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Coconut water should only be drunk if stranded on a desert water with no fresh water source.

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Here's the Thursday Game Plan with the guys...

*2P: Tribune Baseball Writer Dave Van Dyck
The Baseball Hall of Fame Slams the Door Shut on 2013 Inductees

*3:30P: "The Second Half"

*4P: Dial Global Radio Network/Brooklyn Nets/YES Network's Ian Eagle
Works HOU/NE AFC Divisional Playoff Sunday on Dial Global w/Trent Green & Lewis Johnson-3:30P Sunday on 670 The SCORE

*4:30P: "NFL on FOX"/NFL Network Analyst Brian Billick
Works SEA/ATL NFC Divisional Playoff Sunday w/Thom Brennaman, Laura Okmin & Chris Myers

*5P: "Who Ya Crappin'?"
Gary from Evanston's Favorite Segment

"Scoreboard Updates": (For Now) Matt Rodewald

Terry's "two favorite words", Laurence Holmes, follows the guys @ 6P, complete with "Ask Herb" @ 9P. The voice of the Kane County Cougars, Wayne Randazzo, has updates on the Holmes show and follows Holmes @ 10P with the latenight SCORE. Randazzo will lead into "SCORE Overnight" @ Midnight with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris. Those guys will be on until 5A Friday.

I'm listening throught the ear-splitting static on my radio downtown. I'm a BIG FAN.

W&S is absolutely brutal.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I see Bernstein is trying to show us his urban cred and flexing his proletariat muscles by talking about the cta.

What? The Brown line is one of the cleanest, safest lines in the system. I always envied that line.

I've been taking the CTA since I was 14. Took the subway everyday to school. It's just a part of life but for Bernstein it's "ooooo, urban life. Look at me I live in the city."

Is the "Ask Herb" segment a good one? In my mind it seems like it might be most enjoyable. In my mind is probably a tumor, too.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

If I explain a joke ABOUT Krazy Ivan, he'll probably stab me.

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Well, "Dr. Phil" isn't available, but it'll be on the nighttime SCORE with Laurence come 9P this eve. Thanks to bad DePaul basketball, the segment featuring SCORE producer Herb Lawrence airs tonight. It normally airs Tuesday when live play-by-play doesn't pre-empt.

Rank Chicago railroads by street (or viaduct) cred from most to least!

Green Line
Metra Electric
Pink Line
Everything else
Brown Line
Purple Line
Yellow Line

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There's a yellow line?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I've heard it twice. It was pretty bad both times.

Skokie Swift (not sure if serious)

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One way express to Skokie.

Dan just endorsed football coaches being public employees who make $5,000,000 because they matter so much. Pfft.

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Well we could rank by overall volume of passengers.

I just know the brown, purple, and yellow lines aren't used as much.

Red line,
Blue Line,
Pink line,
Green Line
Orange line.

Brown Line has to be right up with the Red and Blue. The population density is highest on the north side.

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The stupid thing is all these SEC Bible Belt schools are in the terrible shape in terms of poverty. They have little revenue from taxes and they receive the most federal aid.

Well, they do.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Believe this is correct. About 4 years ago they had to expand all Brown line platforms because they needed to add cars to the routes. Still can have standing room only during off peak hours.

Which is why the money Saban and other coaches generate is so important.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

When you ride past midnight, every line becomes the yellow line.

If you know what I mean...

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The Tribune's Dave Van Dyck is about to join the guys to discuss the Baseball Hall of Fame turned Baseball Hall of Shame right now. Usually when Dave joins "Mully & Hanley in the Morning", we hear the classic "Dick Van Dyke Show" theme as his introduction.

I wonder what percentage of listeners to WSCR the Score listen online. It is amazing how many times the stream craps the bed each day.

The Metra Electric has to be right up there in terms of cred, I'm sorry.


This is like Last Known Photograph stuff.

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I liked the episode when Dick was a shoe saleman and a hot lady walked in to be fitted.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Beni, it's a corporate issue beyond The SCORE's control. I think I've heard quite a few complaints about the lack of streaming capability on the site this week.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

MeTV still airs more classic episodes like that and more @ 9:30P weeknights...