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Ha ha ha! Great episode.

Keeping Score is the king of beginning R.I.P. threads featuring dead people that nobody has ever heard of.

"He was 89 and his manager Brad Lemack said he had been suffering from health complications."
Yes, the main health complication being that he was excessively old.

By the way, how is that Managing business going, Brad Lemack? Let us hope that "Ralph the Doorman" was not your biggest client.

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By the way, how is that Managing business going, Brad Lemack? Let us hope that "Ralph the Doorman" was not your biggest client.

That's what I was thinking. When was the last time this guy actually had any work, or was actively searching for work? Is he collecting 10% of the dude's social security checks?

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I think that Ralph the Doorman recently signed a few autographs at the Taste of Shady Oaks Retirement Home. After transportation costs, Ralph the Doorman netted seventy-five cents ($0.75) for this gig. Brad Lemack refused to waive his cut.

Let us say that I am a rising Hollywood star and I am interviewing agents to represent me. I would not hire the delusional Brad Lemack, whose curriculum vitae proudly states that he represents Ralph the Doorman and possibly the actress who played Pinky Tuscadero on Happy Days.

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Well we're movin' on down (movin' on down)
to the grave site.
In a dee-luxe and varnished
box of pine.

We're movin' on down (movin' on down)
to the grave site.
They'll cover me in dirt,
for all time.

Heart attack in the kitchen
couldn't grab hold of my pill.
Not for a lack of tryin',
I'm headin' up to boot hill.

I played Ralph the Doorman,
but then my career fell flat.
Now I don't live, I ain't breathin' baby,
I don't care too much for that.

Well we're movin' on down (movin' on down)
to the grave site.
In a dee-luxe and varnished
box of pine.

We're movin' on down (movin' on down)
to the grave site.
And I never got a piece
of the pie.

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Got a shovel?

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Got a shovel?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I believe that would leave Marla Gibbs as the lone Jeffersons survivor. Anyone check on Lionel and Jenny?


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So, is this where I type that Frank has stoneroses on ignore? :lol:

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So, is this where I type that Frank has stoneroses on ignore? :lol:

I think there was some pruning shears used.

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I believe that would leave Marla Gibbs as the lone Jeffersons survivor. Anyone check on Lionel and Jenny?

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Dec. 22, 2006 (AP) — Mike Evans, an actor best known for playing Lionel Jefferson on the 1970s sitcom “All in the Family” and its popular spinoff “The Jeffersons,” died at his mother’s home here on Dec. 14. He was 57.


Jenny (Berlinda Tolbert) is still alive.

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I believe that would leave Marla Gibbs as the lone Jeffersons survivor. Anyone check on Lionel and Jenny?

The other Lionel, Damon Evans, is also among the living.

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Check out Elliott Harris and my interview with Marla Gibbs.

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Don Tiny wrote:
So, is this where I type that Frank has stoneroses on ignore? :lol:
SR quoted my original post of that picture, which bigfan felt the need to prune for some stupid reason. So I reposted it again. Maybe it will miss the pruning shears this time round.

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So, is this where I type that Frank has stoneroses on ignore? :lol:
SR quoted my original post of that picture, which bigfan felt the need to prune for some stupid reason. So I reposted it again. Maybe it will miss the pruning shears this time round.


You wrote "you better prune this too", so the "stupid reason" was your own request.

Once again, please feel free to correct anything I just wrote?

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You wrote "you better prune this too", so the "stupid reason" was your own request.

Once again, please feel free to correct anything I just wrote?
Since you asked...

You pruned my original post of just the picture for no apparent reason. If you care to, feel free to elaborate on the reason you decided to prune my Seinfeld doorman picture initially.

Later on, you posted a picture yourself in this thread so I said, "you'd better prune [your own picture]" as well. I figured since one picture was pruned, the other should be as well.

Now. How about that hot water heater?

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Why don't you two just fuck and get it over with .....

It's like Bruce Willis and Cybil Shepard.

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It's like Bruce Willis and Cybil Shepard.


If Cybil Shepard had a penus.

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Guy, let's get back to talking about the best post in this thread.

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Got a shovel?


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