That's any stripper. I find the Polish girls the nicest of all of the European strippers. The Czechs and Ruskies are cold and mean.

Contemplating Bernstein's sexual proclivities makes me more than a Tad Queasy.

Let's all pretend this thread never happened.

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Who the fuck thinks a creampie is a weird sex act? The younger generation watches too much porn. They think the norm is to blow your load on the broad's face.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I can understand the motivation for this in porn, but in real life why the fuck do I want to finish by jerking myself off.

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I want to know how they know. Then again I really don't want to think about it.

Would somebody please kindly explain to me the definition of "creampie" in the context y'all are using it? Thanks.

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I follow where my mind goes...

finish inside

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aka doing it pro athlete style

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

That, but also then "enjoying" watching it leak back out. I don't happen to understand the draw myself, but then again I prefer things to be, generally speaking, neat and tidy.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

First of all, I'm disturbed that I now know what "felching" means!

Ok, now I know what it is...what do y'all think Da ma neah was trying to say?


And, god why am I even asking this?? Oh yeah, it's to find some distraction from a game on tv right now...lol!!

ETA: thanks to those who jumped in after the "google" suggestion! Wiki and urbandictionary pretty much cleared it up for me!

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I follow where my mind goes...

Yes because when I think of Don Tiny I think neat and tidy.

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Kids today, with there Rusty Trombones and their Angry Pirates...why in my day if you performed The Shocker you were as rare as the unicorn and held in equal esteem

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Ok I had to google

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Elections have consequences.

I'll save everyone else the google search: a unicorn is a mythical animal resembling a horse with a horn on the top of its head.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

id like to file for chapter 7 sexual harrassment against mac, bernsie and these forums. i will settle for $40k cash. leave it in my armstrong tour bus.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

actually the real thing is hilarious-

CREAMPIE
Creampie, or internal cum shot, is a slang term used in pornography to describe when a male ejaculates inside his partner's vagina...

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

anyone else notice bernsteins change from stupid radio host to metro sexual flaming tard on a stick?






you know, creampie as i always thought mean blowin a load into a dudes ass and enjoying the dessert. looks like i found the evidence to prove it.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Who is the second guy?

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I follow where my mind goes...

Thank you, kind sir.

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I follow where my mind goes...