10A is Mountain Time...

SHARK's baking up a batch of confusion cookies. I think he was attempting to say CH was an hour early, and that the presser starts 11 a.m. CST.

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I've always wondered, does Denver get TV shows on Eastern time delayed two hours, like California does with three hours, or are they live two hours early, like ours are live one hour early?

And Dan juuuust gave a straight answer to Spiegs jokingly asking "how does winning a press conference get you closer to a championship?" Caricature complete.

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Majority are the former.

Actually, it was supposed to be 10A (CT) tomorrow, but Bears' writers that I follow on Twitter have reported that the time has changed.

Maybe they're doing it at 10am in Denver and then 11am here.

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You know me like that.

But can they realistically do the press conference in Denver, fly to Chicago, and start the second here, all within an hour? I haven't researched FAA regulations in ages, but I don't know if the scenario you laid out is feasible. Let me check with my United guy.

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No, you would have to do the press conference at 10 in Chicago, then fly to Denver to do it at 10. Then your mastery of time travel will make you an odds-on favorite to win every Super Bowl, including prior ones.

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Emery was going to offer the job to Bruce Arians, but then he noticed ......




... and knew that Trestman was the mensch for him.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Which press conference will be in French?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

They're not doing the presser in Denver! That's the time the Bears' press conference would start in that city. It would start at Noon in New York & 9A in Los Angeles. It starts @ 11A in Lake Forest. I didn't mean to confuse anyone.

They're going to have it at Le Titi de Paris.

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Is French Lick in the EST part of Indiana? That would be an option for presser #3.

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A look at SHARK's wall. Man, you can just hear the typewriters clicking away.

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I work in Schaumburg. What time would that be for me?

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Mecca o'clock.

"I like that he's an intellect."

Oh for fuck's sake, Dan, he coaches football. He's a gym teacher.

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Sounds like he can win the press conference by just figuring out what time to show up.

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You know me like that.

Well, I'm going to try to catch that 9AM one on the West Coast so I'll probably post a little synopsis here around 9:30 or so so you guys don't have to wait fro the Chicago one.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Why is this "unique" for Bears fans??

The game plan today is very fluid, as Executive Producer Matt Abbatacola & Associate Producer Chris Tannehill will be busy lining up guests in wake of the Marc Trestman hiring. Here's what the guys have planned...Right now.

*2P: Montreal Alouettes' General Manager Jim Popp
A Scouting Report on the New Bears' Head Coach

*3:30P: "The Second Half"

*5P: The SCORE/PFW/Dial Global Radio's Hub Arkush
Does Hub Like the Trestman Hire?

"Scoreboard Updates": Chris Rongey

Terry's "two favorite words" & the words that'll sit in with Dan tomorrow & Friday, Laurence Holmes, follows @ 6P for a "full boat show". The voice of the Kane County Cougars and the first guy I heard mention the Trestman name, Wayne Randazzo, has the latenight SCORE @ 10P. "SCORE Overnight" with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris follows at Midnight.

Where is Boers going SHARK?

How the hell should I know? Boers has a lot of vacation time in his 21 years at The SCORE. Just a guess.

First call out of the gate. They took 'errrrrrrrrr jobs!

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That's the thing...he is. He just does it in a different way.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Terry sounds either hung over or just disinterested.

That call was interesting.

That was a bit, even Terry thinks so.

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Insert "Twilight Zone" theme.