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1 is dead and 1 is gay. Well played mr. Te'o. Well played.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

The cucumber turned into a pickle is all I know here.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

It's not out of the question they've now found a patsy. Millions, and possibly jail time are on the line.

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This is taking on the Zanesville Lion and Tiger level of twitter awesomeness.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Troy, not sure ... maybe his alleged butt buddy on the team. Reagan I assume means that Arizona Cardinals Fullback that went to great, great lengths in describing how he met the fake broad.

And now, supposedly, the fake broad's twitter account is saying what's noted above. Posted about an hour or so ago.

This is now reaching a point where anything short of a country-wide lead story what the fuck moment is going to disappoint. That said, not a lot of nights I'm anxious to wake up the next day; this here's one of 'em though.

It also appears that the Teo presser is going up against the Trestman presser. What will Mac decide to follow? Well, we know it will be the Trestman one of course, but then what?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Your GHG suggested following this account. Haven't started with the investigation, but it seems bad. If you're interested, read it before everything is deleted.

https://twitter.com/justinrmegahan

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@DT Mac is a fan of ND, and not so much the new hire I gathered. I predict a coin toss.

No. If he really wanted to hide the fact he is gay, he should have been smart enough to knock up a Kardashian.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Mac will go with whatever press conference is providing the thickest asses and thighs, and any scandal involving said asses and thighs. It looks like 9-1 will be covering ND.

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This person is claiming to be the girl.

https://twitter.com/ceeweezy51

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I would tend to agree Drop In, but what if the hammer comes down from CBS? Synergy could be the 2013 buzzword. We may see a kinder and gentler Mac.

I can understand her tweets about as well as I can understand this story.

One of my FB friends posted the following:

"It's ok Manti Te'o. You will never be as douchy as the assholes that traded their college championship rings/awards for some sweet tattoos. Keep your chin up."

Good to see college football related delusions managed to survive after Penn State.

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https://twitter.com/BAMM90745

Read this guys twitter. Im starting think he is that fucking dumb.

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I just love the fact that this is happening to Notre Dame. Again.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

What do you think happened?

Are you going with the completely non sensical story that he conjured this up and then decided to come clean out of the blue?

Yep

So you really think he believed his "girlfriend" died? I don't know, man. I think I'd rather be known as the evil bastard who duped a nation than as the moron who was fooled into love by a fake Twitter feed.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Troy is referring to Troy Polamalu

Yeah, its embarrassing, but it makes more sense than any of the other theories.

The guy Tuiassusupo has had fake online relationships with others. Thats in the Deadspin report. Is it that much of a leap to think he did it twice?


Also, I dont know why he would go to ND on Dec 26th if it was really a plan of his. That doesnt make sense.


I dont know what happened, but the idea that he concocted this whole thing doesnt really make sense when you look at the timeline of events.


Also, we met after a game is straight out of the "we met online, lets come up with a fake story for how we met instead" playbook

I lied to my wolfpack brothers that I got laid the morning after prom and we promptly went out and lost a doubleheader.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Im starting to lean towards this Tuiassasopo being his boyfriend and them cooking this up as a beard.


The only way it makes sense is if he's gay

When you really look at this story, I have no idea why so many adults care all that much other than people like drama.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

So now it's all an elaborate scheme?

Pick a lane.

times infinity

It boils down to nothing but an exaggerated version of the old "girlfriend in Niagra Falls" story of camp legend.

Sienfeld made an episode about this that took George all the way to the end of the Hamptons with his former in laws.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I want to congratulate the board on its restraint in staying away from jokes about women who were dead fucks.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Thanks for shedding light on this whole sordid tale, gooddolphin.