I think you have Miller Lite poisoning.

That was a bad show.

Granted it had decent moments, but the last 40 minutes killed any good feeling that was there. Just like Miller Lite.

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I guess I should have said I didn't really enjoy it. My point was it was book by numbers thirty years later.

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I know.

I just wanted to make a Miller Lite joke.

And KS, Eric Young was released I think.

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With the Bubba-Brooke Marriage, I still say isnt he like 20 or 30 years older than her, but we know wrestling weddings always go off smooth.

Not only that I hope neither of them has a real life marriage or significant other because we have seen how this shit usually winds up. What kinda sleeze moron is Hogan to get his daughter involved in something like this?

I thought the show was mostly good lead up to the PPV. My boy Robbie T is finally getting some spot light on him!!!
The Aries Roode stuff was fairly funny.

Bisch is the leader of A&8

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I think Brooke thinks she's marrying Undertaker.

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Taz turns heel and joins Aces and Eights.

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Brooke Hogan deserved a legit wedding and those bastards from the Aces and 8's ruined it for her.


And as she was checking on Hulk Hogan you could hear her say "My boobs are out"

No idea if Hogan tried to look.

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That was great.

Taz's vest looked like it was busting at the seams.

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I played it back because I thought that's what I heard. Oh TNA.

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So instead of making a guy that could wrestle a monster heel like Bully Ray they go with there crippled announcer. Makes total sense.

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Tuxedo Shop for a Legitimate Wedding: Sir, have you gained weight since the fitting?

Taz: Listen you F**K, I'm 5'2" 290, just like the last time. Now give me that freaking bag so I can get to catering.

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I always liked this look over all the rest

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Is that Mr. Anderson as an Aces and Eights member?



http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/TNA_ ... 8019.shtml

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Jump to about 8:33 in that video and you see this girl legit freaking out that Tazz is now with Aces and 8's

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There really isn't a less intimidating tough guy than Tazz right now. I can't take a guy that's 5'5 seriously.

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That promo was the shits. He has the ability to actually get someone interested in this crap. But you can tell even he doesn't believe it. Taz took the advantage to listen to a higher power? What?

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He could give 2 fucks about TNA and this angle. He looked like a homo with his leather jacket and track pants on. Glad to see that nobody else thought they should use another name for the man behind the mask besides The Higher Power. That's really original fellas.

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It's almost like there's now a running industry joke where they're stealing bits. Perhaps SEXUAL PREDATOR ON THE LAM is doing what Russo was accused of with WCW.

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I really wish Bully Ray was in WWE right now. I think when they tried to split up the Dudley boys back in the WWE however many years ago that he wasn't ready for a singles push. For some reason I think he would do great if he were given the ball in the E now.

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I've watched the last 40 minutes and admit that, while I'm obviously not up on things here in TNA, I've found the show not entirely engaging. This pushing of the aces and eights (how gay is that by the way) bullshit over atop this match is annoying as shit, and is what destroys WWE .... talk the story, not the match .... don't like it.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Oh my word .... Taz is the mini Vader ....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

That was also an old WCW thing: Talking about the nWo no matter what match is actually on. I remember they most blatantly did this when Booker T won his first TV Title. It was the night after Starrcade '97 and all they talked about was Hollywood Hogan, and "Oh by the way...Booker T just won the World Television Championship!" His first singles title ever and Schiavone and Zbysko pretty much no-sold it. That really bothered me at the time. I'm sure Booker can't even watch that match.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

So because your champion has legal issues due to drug issues he can not fly to England and you do some bullshit angle about him getting hit in the knee by some WWE reject.

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Dude .... injury angle is a normal option .... old tricks are the best tricks.

Who's the third announcer desperately trying to sound better than he is? It's like West without the presence and Styles without the charisma, knowledge, and talent.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

CIJ, DT is right. What else are you going to do? Have you noticed the asses Hardy is putting in seats when he can legally attend? PPV's with him as champ have gone from 7,432 buys to almost 9,543 buys. You work with a guy that can pop that kind of business.

Kid, I'm with you on no-selling the in-ring action. But that's because it's abused. Hall walking out to start the NWO angle was huge. But if you shit on every match because Virgil and Horace Hogan are holding bats backstage, and High Voltage are laying prone, you're screwed. That's what they're doing with this dumb Ace's and Eight's deal.

I saw someone say the Higher Power will be revealed in 14', and it will be Vince. He could probably get this tape library for around $150,000 and actually get Bob Carter to perform acts at WM30. "It was me Dixie. It was me all along! Where's Jarrett? I'm out of TP!"

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Is KS guest writing for tonight's show? I just heard some guy dressed as braveheart doing an in ring promo where he mentioned "turd burglar" and "tosser".

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

They do have a hot Smackdown crowd though. But the announcers sound just like the audience. #TNAwful

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This could be a rough month for Aces and Eights on Impact if TNA could only afford to fly three members over.

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I absolutely love the High Voltage reference. Can you somehow work Tokyo Magnum into your next wrestling related post.