Added a new one tonight. Well, it's old but it's new to some of you. It was a custom job, had to create a piece of "On-Hold" music, had to be precisely 90 seconds long, had to be something that could loop and not be turrible at it. Ended up selling this a couple times to clients back in my Avaya days. Thought I'd share it because I have nothing better to do right now.
Check it out if you want.

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Nice. Very mellow. Good hold music.

Can you do that with What do I stand for? One bourbon What do I stand for? One scotch Oh woah, oh woah, oh woah oh oh, one beer?

Thorogood?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Said I seen you today you was standin' on the corner Leaning up against a post

I said but I'm tired

Yes! Great idea, isn't it?

Fer sher.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I've been walkin' all day.

She said that don't confront me as long as I get my rent money by next Friday.

Well, you know, next Friday come and I couldn't get the rent...and out the door I went...

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You know me like that.

That would be the "I Drink Alone" video.

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You know me like that.

Look at Noisy...make a rich woman beg, make a good woman steal, make an old woman blush, make a young girl squeal.

I'm disappointed in all of you. Thorogood's version over the great John Lee Hooker?!?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Good thing you don't qualify for any of those.

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You know me like that.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Everybody funny, now you funny too.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Okay, here's my George Thorogood story.

One of my friends worked at House of Blues. I'm not sure what her job title was, but the bottom line is she was sort of like a concierge for the "talent". She had to put together their riders, get their food, their booze, etc. HOB is a place that is played by bands on their way up, but far more often, bands on their way down. The balls on some of these people. They would ask for shit in their riders as if they were the Beatles filling up Wembley Stadium. They wouldn't always get exactly what they asked for. Sometimes my friend or one of her associates would simply strike out certain provisions in a contract. You want six bottles of Rebel Yell? We've got Maker's Mark and you can have a couple fifths. Or go fuck yourself.

So, about ten years ago, Thorogood was playing there. He wanted a chicken dinner. It was important to him that the chicken was disjointed. My friend brought him his chicken and he just sat there staring at it with steam coming out of his ears. Finally, he blew up and started caterwauling about how the pieces were touching each other. My friend took the chicken and put enough distance between the wing and the breast to satisfy this lunatic.

When she brought the chicken back to him, Thorogood noticed that she was wearing a Ramones t-shirt and he flipped his lid again. "A RAMONES T-SHIRT???!!!!! NOBODY WEAR A RAMONES T-SHIRT AT A GEORGE THOROGOOD CONCERT!!!!!" He hollered for one of his flunkies to get my friend a George Thorogood t-shirt to put on. Well, at this point she was pissed. She wasn't putting on his shitty t-shirt. She told him flat out she wasn't putting on his t-shirt and if he was so adamant about not wanting to see the Ramones shirt, she would just put on an HOB shirt. Or go fuck yourself.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

If I never hear another George Thorogood song again in my life, I'd be fine w/ that.

Man, I'm just glad you 2 didn't call me old.

Amen, brother.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

+1!

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One of my college roommates played Thorogood all the time. Another would play Clapton's "Wonderful Tonight" every night when he came home from studying at the library. A third was a big Wham fan.

Great guys with shit taste in music.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley