Why not just say the products are good instead of fabricating stories about how the hosts supposedly used the product?

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

He He....

The Speigal Sling Box stuff is the best especially the new spot when he is going on and on about how "confusing" and "hard" it is to watch TV these days and you need to get SlingBox to solve all of your problems.

There was a show a while back where, after a SlingBox read, he was bitching/whining about how he couldn't watch a game because he had to be somewhere or whatever and one of the producers chimed and asked why he wasn't using SlingBox. Meat was a bit silent after that.

Spiegs dropping the cupcakes for gum?

Or my fave, when he was renting an apt...he had the Certa Pro Painters out there...remember the nice guy who showed him a picture of himself as a pro football player...now painting spiegs rental apt?

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Spiegel claims in a new ad that he took his newborn son to Sports Clips for his first ever haircut. Does anyone believe that?

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It's good to be a guy.

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I don't care for the Abbatacola spot where he says he uses 5-hour energy. You'd think if he took that stuff he'd sound less like Bernstein.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Yeah, the whole thing feels forced, but the part I laugh at is when he refers to all those "confusing channels".

My grandma, bless her soul, understood fucking channels. They aren't that hard to figure out.