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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:19 pm

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...If you play in the NBA and you aren't the Heat.

Jesus Christ, why not just stop playing basketball altogether since it's absolutely impossible to beat the Heat.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:22 pm

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Which thread is correct, they were both posted at the same time?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:24 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

...If you play in the NBA and you aren't the Heat.

Jesus Christ, why not just stop playing basketball altogether since it's absolutely impossible to beat the Heat.

Yeah, that's pretty annoying.

Especially since they got beat by the German team a couple years ago

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:27 pm

SHARK seems to have bestowed Official Status to Hatchetman's thread - despite my attempts to put a clever, yet content-related, twist on the old title meme. :cry:

Much like the Bulls, I will now quit trying as it is pointless.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:29 pm

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Im not LETTING you quit

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:31 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

Im not LETTING you quit

But, it's SHARK.

He's a GROWN ASS POSTER!!

I quit.

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cluv8484

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:33 pm

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You've taken your defeat with graciousness and prestige, join us....the water's fine

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:33 pm

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He's not a machine. He's a mammal!!!

No pain
No pain
No pain
Take it to him!!!

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:33 pm

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Best title ever Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

...is how B&B would describe what the Heat won last year.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:34 pm

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cluv8484 wrote:

You've taken your defeat with graciousness and prestige, join us....the water's fine

Trying to lure Ken with 1990's tits?

Do not post in this thread again

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:35 pm

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*THE OFFICIAL B&B THREAD FOR 1/29/13*

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:36 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

He's not a machine. He's a mammal!!!

No pain
No pain
No pain
Take it to him!!!

I miss Paulie

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:38 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

*THE OFFICIAL B&B THREAD FOR 1/29/13*

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:39 pm

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RFDC wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

He's not a machine. He's a mammal!!!

No pain
No pain
No pain
Take it to him!!!

I miss Paulie

Rocky wouldn't be afraid of the Heat

Adrian probably would. Bernstein is being an Adrian

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:41 pm

rogers park bryan wrote:

He's not a machine. He's a mammal!!!

No pain
No pain
No pain
Take it to him!!!

I saw you beat LeBron like I ain't never seen no man get beat before and the man....kept...coming...after you...

...we don't need that kind of man in our lives...

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:41 pm

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Man they LOST, but WE didnt beat them!

You dont think We can win do you?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:42 pm

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Best title ever Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

...is how B&B would describe what the Heat won last year.

You don't know how much my heart soared and then was summarily crushed within the span of two lines.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:45 pm

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Chicago Teams= Rocky
Bernstein = Adrian
Terry = Mickey
Drinky and the producers = The singin street toughs
Mike North = Paulie

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:46 pm

Here's the Tuesday Game Plan:

*3:30P: Homoerotic discussions.

*5P: CSFMB's T-Bone
Live from his bathroom-What Did he really eat on Sunday?

"Hall of Fame Updates": Keeping Score, JORR, Panthro

As advertised, I won't be listening after 6pm.

Les.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:47 pm

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SHARK is still not acknowledging this thread.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:48 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

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Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:48 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I hate this show, but this is wonderful.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:49 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

SHARK is still not acknowledging this thread.

Do we really care what that Oceanic Son of a gun thinks?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:50 pm

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This is why the good Doctor is a lock for the HOF.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:52 pm

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We ought to have two B&B threads every day: one for people who listen to the show and the other for people who don't listen to the show but want to complain about it.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:53 pm

Hatchetman wrote:

We ought to have two B&B threads every day: one for people who listen to the show and the other for people who don't listen to the show but want to complain about it.

Which one is this?

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:54 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

We ought to have two B&B threads every day: one for people who listen to the show and the other for people who don't listen to the show but want to complain about it.

You oughta shut up

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: 1/29: Titles are Impossible

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 2:55 pm