Just piss in your pants.

Or borrow the baby's diapers.

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The nWo DVD is terrible with the exception of Fat Kidman.

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I can't imagine hating a tag-team partner more. It's incredible considering the immediate success. It's a natural deal. But he's such a dick. If I'm the "nice guy" we're basically Jake Roberts and DDP. Except I can't get my fucking leg off my neck. Screw you with your KSYOGA!!!!

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Scott Hall is next to try DDPYoga.

If DDP fixes Jake and Scott, he's a miracle worker.

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One word epends. I use them when I go out for a night of binge drinking,this way I do not have to waste time going to the bathroom.
You know how fucked up the economy is? Hooters Of Iowa,Inc just filed for bankruptcy.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Either way, I would edit it, chas. You're just now starting to get out from under all of that finger business. You don't need another low-hanging meme sticking to you like velcro.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

It is a bit,I been using it for years.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I've never pissed or shit myself during/after a night of heavy drinking.

I am famous for passing out on the toilet for several ours, though.

Hey,I got a very nice program.Brought it up before ,From Lance Haffner games. You can recreate matches between almost anyone of any era. Text only but it is fun. I could do all of us going at it. He has a ton of other games. Shame he stopped making them. For number crunchers they where the shit. Baseball,Hockey,Football ,Stock car. There is also Grey Dog. Has MMA and Wrestling where you run your Federation. Fairly cool games for the price.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Has anyone ever heard, seen, or owned one of these things? Must find. Must buy. Now.

http://wrestlingmemorabilia.blogspot.co ... style.html

I'm watching Cena v Jericho from Cena's PPV debut. You can see Jericho calling spots with young Cena, but I've seen him do that with Taker. Cena looked like a star when he came out. Red and White trunks without a defined personality.

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He was a stud back in the day, and you make a good point about him being the Hogan of this generation. However, the difference is Cena is still a good worker now. He is constantly talked about for not being a good worker, but that is just not true. He is way more than a couple preplanned moves.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

True, but a lot of guys are like that, and I cannot say I blame them. I think one of the things guys in the business learn as they grow is they cannot go all out every single time. You got to pick and choose. Cena does that well IMO.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Gbrisco ‏@Fgbrisco
“@Wesbriscosgirl: @Fgbrisco do u know wes number”no sorry

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During the TLC match during Wrestlemania X7, Lita pulls Edge off the ladder. JR says "Now Lita, jerks Edge off....the ladder". Tehe.

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Ugh. I'm watching a Jericho v Mysterio match from 98' on this Nitro DVD. Sin Cara would look like a superstar. It isn't Rey's fault either.

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The Summer of Punk ROH DVD is playing now.

Outstanding.

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Jericho botched three times, Rey two. Sin Cara would have been an enormous star in WCW. I love Jericho, and seeing old school Rey reminded me why I used to be a fan. But it was bad. Especially to make a "best of" DVD. So much to choose from for that to make it.

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Just watched the first hour. It would make so much sense for Punk to lose to Taker, and leave until SummerSlam. Recharge, and it could make for an amazing story.

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Even in a PG era of times past, we lived in a different world. Could you imagine this today?

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That's great.

Those magazines were hilarious.

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Watching NWA 6/18/88. Fantastics in the opening bout. I literally caught five spots. Horrible.

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Clearances. They just had a nerd talk about clearances for cable. A roughly 29 year old Turner guy. Sweet maria.

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I don't believe that.

They were Fantastic.

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On the advice of someone from Twitter, I watched a Hulk Hogan vs. Great Muta match from 1993.

It was weird seeing Hogan actually working.

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You got it, brother. Ajent said he will whoop your lilly white ass so bad that it will make your time at 26th and California seem like a weekend at the Holiday Inn.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Jay Briscoe beat Kevin Stern for the ROH World Title at Supercard tonight.

That seems silly.

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I knew Howard had a son. It's not stunning he's not a fighter.

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Outstanding!

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No! No! No!

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