That's Chris Tannehill who puts that stuff together. He used to be on Laurence's "A Team"...

If Bernsie were half the civil engineer he now apparently thinks he is, he wouldn't champion building a lifestyle mall with a fake Wrigley Field somewhere in Arlington Heights, because boy, talk about your infrastructural clusterfucks.

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Get out the barf bags. Guess who Katie Couric's "interviewing" on her talk show next Monday? It's been revealed via Twitter that Katie's going to talk with Sue Paterno, widow of the late Joe Paterno, a constant "B & B" target.

He pulled a Laurence Holmes. He said infrastructure is crumbling across America and needs to be fixed as if it was some deeply profound thought.

Apparently all the NFL needs to do to get Dan to shut up about CTE is to just to put a little sticker on the side of their helmets that says, "Repeated use has been known to cause post career complications. " good to know.

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As long as the NFL hires Really Smart People to draw up the language, they'll be in good shape.

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Is Dan aware of the 2nd amendment?? As smart as he is I assume he is well aware of it, but he just must not believe in it.

Of all the topics they beat into the ground this is by far the worst. He makes it quite apparent what he wants the NFL to do but does not come out an say it directly. Instead he runs through the same talking points over and over again: 1.) It's not about concussions, 2a.) Don't try and make the game safer because of 1. above, 2b.) Don't try and make the game safer because I like watching STUDS mash each other into dust 3.) OMG high school football is teh worst right guise?!?

Note: I'm not including White Sox attendance talk in the conversation unless it crops up again this season.

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He never said the invisible diploma on his wall said traffic engineering.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Has Dan explained why the other done-to-death topic, Fighting In Hockey, is disgusting and abhorrent while the routine brutality of football is to be preserved at all costs? Does it involve a lack of studs?

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Lack of huge, blaque studs glistening with sweat slamming into each other and flexing their hot and bulging muscles that are layered on top of muscles.