We're reaching Mike North levels now.

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I really cannot see Rose or Noah or the President making any big difference in the amount of gun violence here in the city. It might be a nice ego boost for someone to say you got these people to support the police, or say something emotional to try and evoke some kind of change. Inside of 48 hours, it's back to business as usual.

You listening Peeps, or commenting on the general lack of activity? Hold me responsible for that, not the masses.

I mean the content beni.

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Hey you're listening. Been a tough go.

Good lord. The combination of the ghost of Wild Bill and James Earl Jones just called in.

So...when do pitchers and catchers report?

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Wow, they are miles past what they are qualified to analyze.


Dan is saying some true things but can't back it up with any substance


You host a sports talk show Beer Stain, you're not doing general/ news talk....no matter how much you may wish you were

Terry's read of this Sheri's Berries ad is creepy.

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You know me like that.

Why don't they all just move out of the bad neighborhoods?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Campana, Clevenger, and The Jesus are already there!

Maybe Mary Mitchell can jump on and give us her take WSOX spring training prospects.

I was thinking that too! Deep-voiced Wild Bill. Pretty good voice to have, I must say.

I couldn't really parse what that argument was about, though. I would have to say, though, that kids are better off having two parents.

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Seriously just move to Deerfield

Yup. The man had some pipes. Man in boys life important. Two parents of discernable sexual orientation, not so important. Gangs provide that man in boy's life where womyn don't. That's what I got.

Wild Bill Earl Jones was saying certain things can only be taught by men.

Burrito!

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Hmmmm. So the show gets inexorably slow.........and suddenly Rusty from Stickney calls in. But he can't jump on the air. But he is calling in on Friday.

They're scoffing at the idea that Rusty is a bit

Pretty much saying Rusty is too funny to be fake. Would have to be Carlin or Pryor doing it

Its not that funny

mmmmhmmm

Both Boers and Bernstein both said "The one constant...". All I could think of is "The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball."

Edited

Rusty is as much of a bit as Mike in Milwaukee is.

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Let's do it for Johnny!

No Hub.

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Well, I guess the question would be, "Dallas Winston, do you think Mike in Milwaukee is a bit?"

Rusty is def. a bit....Mike in Milwaukee, well, I'm not so sure.

Looks like the FBI finally got him.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Hahaha, why are they using an ISDN line to have Schuster do updates from New Orleans when they could just have Connor McDoink do them in their own studio?

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I've heard rumors that Rusty is a Northwestern alum, who happens to be a lawyer....
I've also had people that work at the Score tell me emphatically that he is very real.

But, if recent events involving Mante Teo has taught us anything, it's that Hawaiians are stupid.

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If he's a bit, which is he most likely is, it would be sad because Rusty in Stickme has never, ever, ever ,ever been remotely funny.

I think Mike in Milwaukee is a bit. For as big of a raging alcoholic as he's supposed to be, I find him a little too functional.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

I don't think it's a bit. I know two guys who are probably Mike's age, both drink a ton, and they function relatively normally. Drunks like Mike have set schedules that allow them to function. For instance they get up at a certain time, do a certain thing, start drinking at an exact time, and then they pace themselves the same way every day until nap time. The two guys I know wake up around 3am or 4am, and do what most people do in the afternoon. Then around 9am they start drinking, either at home or at the bar. Then around 1pm or 2pm they go take a nap. They then wake up and start drinking again. The point is, they aren't like normal people who binge drink throughout the day or during the week and are completely dysfunctional during those times. Mike is definitely a real dude and he sounds a heck of a lot nicer than the two old geezers I know. The other thing is, Mike probably has some money which has allowed him to live this type of lifestyle.