Boss shit intro, horse dick nympho
Smooth on the chicks like a Robin Thicke tempo

hahahah i fucking called it. your only move was to be like "uhhhh i ain't reading all that" cuz your bullshit got thoroughly discombobulated. can you tell me what that's like? honestly, i've likely deserved such a thrashing for my various cavalcades of bullshit over the years... but the problem is that at my core i'm pretty damn good at bullshitting via the human communication protocol, ergo, i have some pretty ok moments with rapping, as the etymology of the term "rappin" is derived from african american culture of the 60s/70s where your verbal "game" was known as your "rap" --- so yeah, ultimately people tend to "just take it" (thursdays at 5. incidentally i've got a pretty good one for this week, so what name should i call in as?) and go about their banal day to day lives.

the irony is if you actually read my post/s (which you did, but again, your last ditch move was just to claim otherwise cuz quoteth walter sobchak "you are entering a world of pain") you'd see that i was repeatedly giving your technically-noble effort/s credit, but hey, where's the fun in that? giving someone credit for laying down a verbal whoopin in the wake of your obvious trolling isn't the hipster brick thing to do, now is it?

"PEACE AND LOVE. PEACE AND LOVE" - ringo starr

and hey, if you're lucky... there very well might be a bitches & scrilla EP/LP come april 1st. your guess is as good as mine right now.

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oh, and since this is technically the "hip hop song of the day" thread, welp, lemme dust off another ditty from my favorite rapper, who i'd be willing to bet is lyrically deficient because this song is just another rah rah rah story-lite(TM) endeavor HURRR DURRR WE GET IT ACEYALONE, YOU'RE COOL AND YOU'RE KINDA SMART AND YOUR SONGS ARE BASICALLY JUST EUPHONICALLY RHYMING ENDEAVORS THAT ONLY SAY YOU'RE COOL.... ZZZZ. IS YOUR CAR YOUR OWN PERSONAL UNIVERSE?

aceyalone - ace cowboy

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the stance was that i have no stance in regards to your rap facade. you can't try to reason with a troll. you're doing all of this for a reaction, so by that metric... congrats, you have won five internets, sir! since you can't win an argument that technically doesn't exist, your next move is to go ad hominem and instead of trying to step to the unequivocal correctness that i laid out in longform, alls you can do is shift the discourse from the topic of rap music to "what kind of a freak are you because you just did something that 95% of the people on this board would never do"

the way you set up the structure of your internet-based arguments is that you try to careen any topic over to an area of nebulousness (i.e. taste in music, cars, women, etc... inherently personal stuff) where, technically, nobody can "defeat" you. since i possess the unique ability to say that in 500-1000 words and, very likely you do not, the next move is to try and attack my credibility so therefore anything i say is invalidated by virtue of the fact that *i* said it.

the amusing truth is that if anyone can get over the fact that i'll occasionally drop 1000 words of righteous shit if i'm properly arsed, they'll see that i'm spot on with my analysis of this situation.

"there is no indigestion worse than that which comes from having to eat your own words" - lateef the truth speaker (he don't lie)

in fact, i dedicate the song in that link, latyrx - bad news, to you, sir eeeemuuuu. "people talk shit, their minds reinforce it, spitting out words and thoughts that are amorphous" lol

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So you're criticizing him for arguing opinions and in the same post you criticize his opinion complete with a shot about how he wears his hat?

yikes...

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lol the irony is that i am not a fan of the flat brim + sticker look on my baseball hats... breaking in the bill of a ballcap is truly a lost art, one that i am indeed a practitioner of.

but hey, if you wanna envision me with stickers on my flatbrimmed hats in jorts and picture me going out of my way to force ebonic-laden-colloquialisms into my vernacular in order to try and "fake the funk" if you will, then hey, more power to you and god bless ya. smoke 'em if you got em. this is all academic anyways... y'all caught me on a pretty boring day so i'm letting the farcical msgboard arguments du jour rip, cuz you know there's roughly 3-4 days a year where i'm like "hey wait a minute i'm kind of actually good at rapping and if i ever learned how to make a song.... hrmmmm" but that's neither here nor there. what is here and there is.... well if i knew that i'd be trying to sell you something. SOMEDAY, TRUE BELIEVERS, SOMEDAY...

oh imu (i know, it's prolly the 10th time you've heard it today. i'm sure it gets old quick) if you really want ENTERTAINMENT VALUE and you're quick to pigeonhole me as a rapper/wigger/whatevermakesyoufeelbetteraboutyourself, don't forget that i'm first and foremost a progeny of the KLF/aphex-twin school of electronic music. and i'm not very entertaining in the first place. it's kind of like asking a eunuch how big his dick is, you know? sore subject (as literally as you wanna take that)

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there are some skrillex vs aphex twin arguments on youtube video comments sections that definitely need your ubiquitously correct opinions, sir e-moo. the CSFMB is small potatoes compared to the REAL WAR that is the one going on for the hearts and souls of the youtube electronic music community.

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New God Flow- Kanye, Pusha T, and Ghostface Killah

I love this track

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that verse is just bullshit about the "struggle." if i wanna know your personal story i'll read your autobiography, thank you.

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Here's that one that everyone, even e-moo, should enjoy. Very chicagocentric:

Serengeti - dennehy

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Haaa I've been discovering e40 since that track and I came across an old song of his from 93 I gotta dedicate to IMU and the "struggle"

E-40 Practice Lookin Hard (he even got tupac in the video!)

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That song and video sucked me in. Very clever stuff.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I never could get past the choice of Dennehy for that song

this was basically my summer jam of 2009. it handles its business. i remember going OH DAMN HOLY SHIT when i heard the song that they nicked the loop/bassline/sample from on 102.7, but everyone in the car just looked at me like i was weird.

mighty underdogs feat raashan ahmad - bring me back

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kool keith - livin astro

(tell me how you feel.... 1-2, 1-2)

btw, this was basically my fucking theme song for like ~4-6 months last year. "i was gettin ahead of myself by the way i could rap" - 'an eight figga [n-word] named jigga'

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

^....dig this whole album.

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Me too. I've had it on repeat.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

The mixtape before the album is real good too

not sure what in the world made me think of this or made me listen to this, but it hit the spot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poGBJr7h1sc

Ah. Back when Cee Lo was a really good rapper. Love him and Kujoh's back and forth verse. T Mo kills it. Coolbreeze is below average...

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Nas-Memory Lane (Sittin in the park)

I know its crazy to say anything about Illmatic is underrated, but I feel like this song gets lost in the shuffle and it might be the best flow on the whole album.

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Sentence begins indented with formality
My duration's infinite, moneywise or physiology
Poetry, that's a part of me, retardedly bop
I drop the ancient manifested hip-hop, straight off the block


Just so effortless...

I don't care it this has been posted here before but this song and this artist needs more recognition:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th7FFpW6 ... D04B96B85C

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUKc0lz7 ... D04B96B85C

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Yup. It's been discussed plenty before, but i can never get enough personally

Blu project RANK 'EM

1. Below the Heavens
2. Johnson & Jonson
3. Give Me My Flowers...
4. The Piece Talks
5. Her Favorite Colour
6. No York!

Blu story time:

I was the general manager of my college's radio station right about the time Below the Heavens came out. I was lucky enough to have two staffers that were big into hip hop and they convinced me to bring Blu to campus. Up to that point the acts our station brought in were precious indie-boy bands like The Decemberists, The M's, etc., so people were reluctant to spend money on an act few people at the school had ever heard of (seeing as this was a liberal arts school tucked away in the middle of a cornfield it's more than likely that no one outside of those two guys had ever heard of them).

We set up in the lobby of one of the dorms and Blu proceeds to blow the minds of a roomful of sheltered, upwardly mobile white folks. He's passing out SOLO cups of Hennessy and the distinct aroma of weed is getting stronger and stronger. Campus security shuts down the performance after about an hour so we pack all our shit up and set up again in someone's off campus apartment.

After the performance I engage in one of the most embarrassing displays of mic-sniffing in human history. Seriously, I was Chris Farley and Blu was Paul McCartney. I think I even asked him "so when you wrote 'My boss is tripping cause I'm running late and ain't no excuse/when I'm bout to be twenty-two without a whip I could swoop/feel like I'm finna shoot my own dome with chrome to escape' did you really mean that?" He took it all in stride though, or at least didn't point out how embarrassed I should be for asking him that.

I seriously cannot get enough of that record. If I were more eloquent I would be able to better explain why I like it so much. Something along the lines of that being the perfect record for me to hear at that time in my life and how any time I listen to it, it reminds me of the years I was able to spend being young and irresponsible.

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