What does an old guy like Terry know about a "constant stream"?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I'm not sure about that, but I thought I heard it in an Illinois Lottery commercial for a huge Mega Millions drawing a while back.

To call that a hip hop beat is a mistake.

At best its one loop of a hip hop beat.

The Gretzky caller was correct. Oh, and you were looking for Marty McSorley, not Esa Tikkanen. That was painful radio.

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Whenever there's Fighting In Hockey talk, it always comes up that in the 1980s, Gretzky had McSorley and so forth, and they kept opposing players honest, and that's why there should still be enforcers. I agree in theory, but there are enforcers and there were enforcers, and quite frankly, I don't think anyone in the league right now stands up to Probert, Kocur, Grimson, Manson, et al. You can't anymore because as important as it is in theory to keep your stars protected, it's even more important to roll four lines and keep your stars fresh. The closest thing we had to a fearsome enforcer in recent memory was Boogaard, and he's dead. No one even fights John Scott, so he's ultimately useless*. Paul Bissonnette is so fucking inept at hockey in general that he's a healthy scratch almost every night and when he does play it's for like two minutes. Bollig and Mayers aren't enforcers so much as guys who aren't averse to attempting to punch you, and that's not the same. For the whole "enforcer to protect your stars" thing, you need a guy like Stu Grimson who can knock you the fuck out with one punch, and you need to repeal the instigator rule that punishes heat-of-the-moment fighting while protecting the mutually premeditated sideshows. So forget it, the McSorley Theory is over.

Except the time John Scott beat the shit out of Derek Engelland for a dirty hit on Kruger, which was totally awesome and had my full endorsement. Again, though, instigator rule!

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So according to Bernstein only Gretzkey and Ruth are worthy of the team sports mount rushmore?

Was the question

"Who was Gretzky's protection?"


Cause if it was thats horrible.

I know that and I know NOTHING about hockey.

Trolling Jordan fans

All-Star Mega Drummer Greg Bissonette's brother?

Oh and as for Mario Lemieux missing a lot of time, thus proving that enforcers didn't sufficiently protect him, his major injuries were a bad back and cancer. That one's not on Kevin Stevens, the closest thing to an enforcer the 91/92 Pens had (and he still put up like at least 100 goals over their championship seasons).

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Caller: Someone said that there's nothing that's going to stop Lebron reaching his potential.... because you don't have to go that far back...

Boers: That's not what was said

Bernstein: Well, it was... but he's passed the rubicon

Boers: Yes

City of Fools, good call! Fucking old man Boers and his back pedaling. Denied saying that. Horse shit. That's EXACTLY what he said.

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A BRILLIANTLY WRITTEN PIECE JUST MISSING THAT CONFRONTATION...

I'll take "things people have never said about a bernstein column" for $500, alex

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Man, I'm getting a chuckle hearing the losing horns from "The Price is Right"...

Esa was the first name thrown out, and they couldn't remember the other one. They proceeded to mock the caller about Gretzky being the greatest to cover. Semantics. Bad.

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Small quibble. Georges Laraque. He was awesome.

Snow Plow Company

or MR PLOW

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Hilarious! Love the guys but you gotta hold their feet to the fire. Just call and be cogent...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

No way; you bourgeois can stick to your Mr. Plow elitism, as I am a man of the people and therefore I look no further than the Plow King for my snow-displacement-needs.

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When did Boers and Bernstein stop doing the "Hey Buddy!" thing with their callers? It seemed to coincide with them turning the entire show into them bashing their callers.

That's not true COF. You have to be a regular caller now. Many normal callers are dismissed with good points. Let the record show, hey, I've never had a problem when I call. I also haven't called for years.

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If Brad Daugherty is gay, is a CSFMB handle called "NASCAR Gay" that far off?

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If it's dead I'm glad, it's only slightly less annoying than the shitsippers that start every call with "Heeelllloooo boys".

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Oh, you mean guys like that sports sage Maddox Boy?

Another commercial block, another commercial with DURR SPEAGOL. This time how's telling us to give "it" up for gum. Earlier today Matt said he has no problems with reads cuz he only shills for stuff he really believes in, therefore, what is the "it" he's giving up for gum?

I don't think he ever smoked, right? Even if he did it's long gone so scratch that off the list. Food? Uh, Matt.... * scratched off * Sex? Well he is married and has a kid now, but with 1.8-2.2 kids being the average * scratch * ummm drugs? Confrontation? I'm thinking it's ginger ale. He traded in the ginger ale for gun, and THAT, my friends, you can believe in.... just like matt does.

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thanks for being a d-bag.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I think he replaces sex with chewing gum,too.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Oh hey look it's KC Johnson here to toe the Bulls' company line. BREAKING NEWS: there was no trade. I'm fairly certain that he'll laugh the reports off, as that's probably why he's on the show.

Ruh oh, he isn't shooting it down. SYNTAX ERROR. He DOES think it's a stupid trade that he doesn't see happening. Thank god; I was worried.

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"I'm going to give it up for gum," said the world's cheapest date.

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I'm sorry, I just got halfway through drinking a glass of milk before I realized it was spoiled so you can understand why I was a little sour.

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