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Chris Dorner had CTE. As Terry said, CASE CLOSED.

Not that there was ever a case with this guy, cuz if you get on the news real quick it's trial by media and PROTIP: you lose.

But yeah now that he had CTE this all makes perfect sense. Perfect. Sense. CTE. FUCK LANCE ARMSTRONG!!!!!!!!!!1

/me devolves into a puddle of goo

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Well gee golly gosh if football is now so dangerous that it turns people into fucking serial killers, then perhaps we should do something to make it less dangerous OH WAIT NOPE CAN'T HAVE A SUNDAY WITHOUT BLACK PEOPLE BUTTING HEADS WHILE I COOK A POT ROAST

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Didn't Jerry Sandusky play football?

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Gotta love the water carrying and outright protection these two creepy sycophants engage in with Derrick Rose.

It's never, ever, ever, ever wittle Dewicks fault with anything, Terry couldn't tell us fast enough that it was bad advice from his handlers that is the real problem!

Everyone in the NBA is a grown ass man, a professional who shoots the rock, drinks his coffee, opens his mail and flexes his huge, bulging, sweaty muscles like the studs they are! They sign their deals, follow proper protocol to the letter and are totally independent. Everyone except itty bitty Derrick Rose, who seems to need constant protection, constant handling and, at least from these two idiots, constant advice.

Shit is fuckin' weird.

....and bad.


Come on over to the CJ ReVolution.


Your organization should have the Harry Vacation Signal. I think you would add many new members, even if they are ones who don't fully buy into the cause

I appreciate the invite, TSpeeps, but no, I won't be going over that way....it is also a bad show.

I think I'm just going to stick with Chicago's best sports talk show, you know, the one from 9am-1pm on THE SCORE?


Just to let you know, Harry isn't there.


You need a Harry Absent Signal for your organization. I think it would assist in your recruiting efforts.

Harry is especially annoying once baseball season starts

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I love ya, but I'd rather put my nutsack in a garbage disposal than listen to that dreck.

And any asshat that starts a sentence with, "I'm not a conspiracy theorist..but" is exactly what they're denying to be.

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"Why isn't anyone going after Quenneville for keeping Marian Hossa out of the shootout after his concussion?"

Fuck the heck was that? I'm sorry, was Hossa tearing up the league not good enough to prove that he has recovered? Hossa doesn't go in the shootout because he's bad at the shootout. Sharp is bad in the shootout too and only not is Q now using him.

And oh god I bet the Committed Indian guys just LOVE that they're considered the only relevant hockey minds...alongside Steve Rosenbloom and Barry Rozner.

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"Why isn't anyone going after Quenneville for keeping Marian Hossa out of the shootout after his concussion?"

Fuck the heck was that? I'm sorry, was Hossa tearing up the league not good enough to prove that he has recovered? Hossa doesn't go in the shootout because he's bad at the shootout. Sharp is bad in the shootout too and only not is Q now using him.

And oh god I bet the Committed Indian guys just LOVE that they're considered the only relevant hockey minds...alongside Steve Rosenbloom and Barry Rozner.

Mac & Spiegs' EP Jay Zawaski said that Hossa isn't nearly that bad in shootouts as Coach Q would like us to believe.
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So Hossa has the presence of mind to play on a two-way line and be one of the team's best players but he's too concussed to take a penalty shot. That makes sense.

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And now someone just said they're saving Hossa's shootout moves for the playoffs.

THEY DON'T HAVE THE SHOOTOUT IN THE PLAYOFFS YOU DUMB DICKS.

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And now someone just said they're saving Hossa's shootout moves for the playoffs.

THEY DON'T HAVE THE SHOOTOUT IN THE PLAYOFFS YOU DUMB DICKS.

:lol: :lol: They should know better.
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Wow. Bernstein really didn't know until right now that they don't do shoot outs in the playoffs. That's amazing. I'm not saying he has to know everything about sports, but I don't watch much hockey and I know that.
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I mean it's not like the Blackhawks' last playoff series went to sudden death overtime FIVE FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW

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Wow. Bernstein really didn't know until right now that they don't do shoot outs in the playoffs. That's amazing. I'm not saying he has to know everything about sports, but I don't watch much hockey and I know that.


No. They both remembered that there wasn't and then there were a bunch of texts confirming what they thought.

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Plus you know Bernstein has watched the hawks in the playoffs the last 4 or 5 years and he's seen that they don't do shoot outs.
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I know they know, which is why it's so troubling that they didn't pounce on the caller immediately.

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I know these 2 goofs are building a bridge to DePaul/Notre Dame NCAA Basketball @ 6P. If they want to start this game right now in South Bend followed by the team of Joe Ostrowski & Connor McKnight, please do.
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I had this revelation months ago. Check Dave in Champaign's sig.

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I had this revelation months ago. Check Dave in Champaign's sig.


Where can I find a Dave in Champaign post?

Oh yes! Every Boers & Bernstein thread. :idea: :D

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as did Joe Paterno and Richard Nixon...we may just be able to absolve some of the most notorious criminals of the past century with this info. We will be like Northwestern journalism students, except with job prospects.

Bernie Madoff did not play college football. He'll have to find his own way out of prison.

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And oh god I bet the Committed Indian guys just LOVE that they're considered the only relevant hockey minds...alongside Steve Rosenbloom and Barry Rozner.


It's because we are the only relevant hockey minds.

Didn't hear what exactly was said when my name was invoked as I was on a conference call, but if there's anything being argued about a shootout, it's a pointless coinflip. Who gives a shit who was picked and for why?

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as did Joe Paterno and Richard Nixon...we may just be able to absolve some of the most notorious criminals of the past century with this info. We will be like Northwestern journalism students, except with job prospects.

Bernie Madoff did not play college football. He'll have to find his own way out of prison.


Did Pol Pot play football?
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And oh god I bet the Committed Indian guys just LOVE that they're considered the only relevant hockey minds...alongside Steve Rosenbloom and Barry Rozner.


It's because we are the only relevant hockey minds.

Didn't hear what exactly was said when my name was invoked as I was on a conference call, but if there's anything being argued about a shootout, it's a pointless coinflip. Who gives a shit who was picked and for why?


Well, apparently there's a school of thought that Marian Hossa is being shielded in the wake of his concussion...by not being in shootouts while still being in every other phase of the game.

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We will be like Northwestern journalism students, except with job prospects.


:lol: :lol: I laughed and then immediately apologized silently to MUD.




Then, I laughed some more.

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Well, apparently there's a school of thought that Marian Hossa is being shielded in the wake of his concussion...by not being in shootouts while still being in every other phase of the game.


Well that's just flat out retarded.

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Well, apparently there's a school of thought that Marian Hossa is being shielded in the wake of his concussion...by not being in shootouts while still being in every other phase of the game.


Well that's just flat out retarded.

And then someone said it's to strengthen Saad and Leddy in high-pressure situations and then spring Hossa on unwitting goalies in the old white-knuckle Playoff Shootout. Your relevant hockey minds need to reach more people. See if you can team up with Rozner.

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Your relevant hockey minds need to reach more people. See if you can team up with Rozner.


We're working on one of those things.

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You think you can just swoop in here and we'll all fall for you again?

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You think you can just swoop in here and we'll all fall for you again?


If I did think that, no one is currently proving me wrong.

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Terry eats generic corn flakes with heavy whipping cream and mountains of Equal. Fucking hilarious.

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The Rose / USA interview was set up by D.Roses reps. Adidas is paying the poor Englewood Kid $250 million Da Bulls $94 ....who would YOU listen to????????????????????

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