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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:43 am 
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I would respond and ask for her former best friend's number.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:44 am 
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I would respond and ask for her former best friend's number.


Funny out of context, if you saw the picture associated with that post, you'd realize how very wrong that is

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Lower than the sewage my shit goes through under the very foundation of the floors we stand upon.


Are you friends with Maya Angelou?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:05 pm 
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I have been there for this girl through everything since fourth grade, I trusted with her with so much, drove to her rescue several times and considered her a sister to me. What does this poor excuse of a woman do to me in return? Fucks my recent ex boyfriend behind my back that I introduced her to and lies to my face. After being there for you everytime your baby daddy would 'beat' you, defending you when everyone in a 15 mile radius would call you a whore and a slut. I am sad to finally agree that you live up to every discusting name youve been called. Never felt so betrayed. Lower than the sewage my shit goes through under the very foundation of the floors we stand upon. Goodluck having no true friends the rest of your life and enjoy my sloopy seconds you sad sad miserable girl, can't believe I ever considered you my bestfriend [♥]
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:27 pm 
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Lower than the sewage my shit goes through under the very foundation of the floors we stand upon.


the fuck does she live?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:16 am 
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Cue the "I married my best friend" posts. Spoiler Alert: It will either be women who post that or men who are compelled by women to post that.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:20 am 
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Cue the "I married my best friend" posts. Spoiler Alert: It will either be women who post that or men who are compelled by women to post that.

Good call.

Ive already seen a "I love you Schnookums"


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This girl has 2 kids from different Heavy metal superstars (local) and is a bad decison making machine....


Dear "Ladies" of my friends list: DO NOT creep on my Ex, add him, and to "hang out" and eventually bang him. You think it's "oh so cool" he's in a band and shit but guess what? You're just a whore. I have a kid with this guy, you call me a "friend" or whatever, while he LAUGHS about you to me. Desperate much? You wouldn't be the first of my friends to run and be a groupie slut.


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rogers park bryan wrote:
This girl has 2 kids from different Heavy metal superstars (local) and is a bad decison making machine....


Dear "Ladies" of my friends list: DO NOT creep on my Ex, add him, and to "hang out" and eventually bang him. You think it's "oh so cool" he's in a band and shit but guess what? You're just a whore. I have a kid with this guy, you call me a "friend" or whatever, while he LAUGHS about you to me. Desperate much? You wouldn't be the first of my friends to run and be a groupie slut.

I didn't know Doug had kids.

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rogers park bryan wrote:
This girl has 2 kids from different Heavy metal superstars (local) and is a bad decison making machine....


Dear "Ladies" of my friends list: DO NOT creep on my Ex, add him, and to "hang out" and eventually bang him. You think it's "oh so cool" he's in a band and shit but guess what? You're just a whore. I have a kid with this guy, you call me a "friend" or whatever, while he LAUGHS about you to me. Desperate much? You wouldn't be the first of my friends to run and be a groupie slut.

I didn't know Doug had kids.

Hi, my name is *******. I hate drama. So if all you bitches could keep my name out of your mouth, that would be great! KTHANKS!


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I know this sounds bad.. but I reallllly need to get away from my kids. Mom needs a break


Have some wine!!!


This chick goes out as much as the mid 20's single people we work with.


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Cue the "I married my best friend" posts. Spoiler Alert: It will either be women who post that or men who are compelled by women to post that.


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Something I really don't get. Help me out...


People who feel the need to (constantly) post something to the person they live with. I get an occasional note here or there. But the long drawn out expressions of love via social media are just a little strange to me. Why not just tell them.......IN PERSON. Take them out somewhere, give them something nice, do them hard. The possibilities are endless. But telling them "Happy Birthday" or writing a valentines paragraph is a bit much...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
. Why not just tell them.......IN PERSON.

And how do you propose they let all 400 people they know about the "intimate" details of their private life, Smart guy?


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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Something I really don't get. Help me out...


People who feel the need to (constantly) post something to the person they live with. I get an occasional note here or there. But the long drawn out expressions of love via social media are just a little strange to me. Why not just tell them.......IN PERSON. Take them out somewhere, give them something nice, do them hard. The possibilities are endless. But telling them "Happy Birthday" or writing a valentines paragraph is a bit much...
Don't be mad because they CLEARLY have a better relationship than you since you won't post those details.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 3:12 pm 
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Something I really don't get. Help me out...


People who feel the need to (constantly) post something to the person they live with. I get an occasional note here or there. But the long drawn out expressions of love via social media are just a little strange to me. Why not just tell them.......IN PERSON. Take them out somewhere, give them something nice, do them hard. The possibilities are endless. But telling them "Happy Birthday" or writing a valentines paragraph is a bit much...


Dont get it... sometimes she will humblebrag about me but that's just cause I'm sort of a big deal. I dont think I ever post to my wife's account. I can just yell down the hall.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Something I really don't get. Help me out...


People who feel the need to (constantly) post something to the person they live with. I get an occasional note here or there. But the long drawn out expressions of love via social media are just a little strange to me. Why not just tell them.......IN PERSON. Take them out somewhere, give them something nice, do them hard. The possibilities are endless. But telling them "Happy Birthday" or writing a valentines paragraph is a bit much...


Dont get it... sometimes she will humblebrag about me but that's just cause I'm sort of a big deal. I dont think I ever post to my wife's account. I can just yell down the hall.


Seperate rooms? Wait 'til Facebook hears about this!

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Something I really don't get. Help me out...


People who feel the need to (constantly) post something to the person they live with. I get an occasional note here or there. But the long drawn out expressions of love via social media are just a little strange to me. Why not just tell them.......IN PERSON. Take them out somewhere, give them something nice, do them hard. The possibilities are endless. But telling them "Happy Birthday" or writing a valentines paragraph is a bit much...

Or they could go out to dinner and not talk.

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The older I get the more I wish the separate bed thing was the standard of the day. It seems odd when you see it on old TV shows but I would love to be able to just go to sleep without getting breathed on or kicked.

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The older I get the more I wish the separate bed thing was the standard of the day. It seems odd when you see it on old TV shows but I would love to be able to just go to sleep without getting breathed on or kicked.

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The older I get the more I wish the separate bed thing was the standard of the day. It seems odd when you see it on old TV shows but I would love to be able to just go to sleep without getting breathed on or kicked.

Speeps is a rough sleeper it sounds like.

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The older I get the more I wish the separate bed thing was the standard of the day. It seems odd when you see it on old TV shows but I would love to be able to just go to sleep without getting breathed on or kicked.


:lol: one of the advantages I have found with being single again. Queen sized bed all to myself = win

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The older I get the more I wish the separate bed thing was the standard of the day. It seems odd when you see it on old TV shows but I would love to be able to just go to sleep without getting breathed on or kicked.


:lol: one of the advantages I have found with being single again. Queen sized bed all to myself = win



sonofabitch.... :x

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The older I get the more I wish the separate bed thing was the standard of the day. It seems odd when you see it on old TV shows but I would love to be able to just go to sleep without getting breathed on or kicked.
:lol: :lol: Yeah

We've lived together for like 6 weeks now, and at least 2 or 3 times a week I wake up and have not more than about 12" of the queen size bed for myself. "I guess I just want to be close to you in the middle of the night."

I mean, thats sweet and all but I also want to be at least somewhat comfortable when I sleep.

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The older I get the more I wish the separate bed thing was the standard of the day. It seems odd when you see it on old TV shows but I would love to be able to just go to sleep without getting breathed on or kicked.


:lol: one of the advantages I have found with being single again. Queen sized bed all to myself = win

but you still pass out on the couch...


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The older I get the more I wish the separate bed thing was the standard of the day. It seems odd when you see it on old TV shows but I would love to be able to just go to sleep without getting breathed on or kicked.

Speeps is a rough sleeper it sounds like.



You dirty sonofa....

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
The older I get the more I wish the separate bed thing was the standard of the day. It seems odd when you see it on old TV shows but I would love to be able to just go to sleep without getting breathed on or kicked.


:lol: one of the advantages I have found with being single again. Queen sized bed all to myself = win

but you still pass out on the couch...
:lol: :lol: With one shoe on

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