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B&B hinting the "Cop Killa" has CTE, having played High School and College ball, then requesting his brain be saved for research after his death....

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Nope. I wouldn't even take a shit on you to put you out, although you'd probably enjoy it.

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Uh oh...

No big deal, just a little family quarrel. Things will be fine in due time.

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We do really live in a society where anyone will complain about anything. HE WAS ACTIVELY ATTEMPTING TO KILL PEOPLE! That is why he was killed. End of story.

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I'm pretty sure they asked him to give himself up. Probably about 50 times. He kept shooting. He already killed another officer from inside that cabin. How many more potshots was he supposed to be allowed from in there?


They should have treated it as though he had hostages inside. What would they have done if he had people inside and he shot a cop? Same thing? Burn baby burn!

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...think he misjudged the distance of that fall.

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That gif didn't really go over well the first time it was posted.

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That gif didn't really go over well the first time it was posted.


i thought it was pretty cool...
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this is just funny regardless...

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That gif didn't really go over well the first time it was posted.


Hence my "Uh oh..."

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We do really live in a society where anyone will complain about anything. HE WAS ACTIVELY ATTEMPTING TO KILL PEOPLE! That is why he was killed. End of story.


So the next time the police have a situation with someone refusing to surrender and they burn down the house and we find out they had 3 kids tied up in the basement, are you going to accept their deaths because a person was ACTIVELY ATTEMPTED TO KILL PEOPLE. No need to attepmt to capture murderers, just shoot them in the head on sight.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
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We do really live in a society where anyone will complain about anything. HE WAS ACTIVELY ATTEMPTING TO KILL PEOPLE! That is why he was killed. End of story.


So the next time the police have a situation with someone refusing to surrender and they burn down the house and we find out they had 3 kids tied up in the basement, are you going to accept their deaths because a person was ACTIVELY ATTEMPTED TO KILL PEOPLE. No need to attepmt to capture murderers, just shoot them in the head on sight.
No. If there is a realistic thought that others could be injured they have to behave differently. It's just like if he had been in the middle of Times Square.

However, they had no reason to believe that there were other people in there. They likely used heat sensing equipment.

If he had hostages, they certainly would have waited. No reason to play hypotheticals that would have changed things that much.

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:shock:

KS and Brick with the same thought.

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Wow. I guess I have terrible thoughts.

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It must be God or Allah.

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So they have the sophistication of heat sensing equipment to determine the house was empty but the only solution to apprehending him was burning the house down. That seems logical.

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Q.Bovifs wrote:
:shock: :shock: :shock:

It gets even weirder:

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This U.S. Marshall is effectively stating he watched a murder. The cabin was burning, Dorner panics and runs out. Unarmed he would no longer be a threat. If he was armed or appeared dangerous they would have shot him. With 200 cops from different departments around you can't shoot a unarmed man. You can always dispute a story that you pushed him back inside though. Who wants to speak out against that when they can't be 100% sure. They know what happened to the last cop that spoke out

Earlier today the US Marshal's Service district chief Kurt Ellingson told CNN that "a suspect" tried to get out of the back door of the cabin, but he was pushed back inside.

Read more: http://www.news.com.au/technology/la...#ixzz2KmfgHLSO



Anddd that page is already down, maybe it was tooo TINKY

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Remember, this dude killed cops, not civilians...hard to believe that wouldn't rile the boys up like a stick to a hornets nest.

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How do you push a 275 lb. man back into a burning building?


...stop me if you've heard this one before...

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How do you push a 275 lb. man back into a burning building?
Harry Tienowitz is off today. Maybe he was telling jokes at the door.

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How do you push a 275 lb. man back into a burning building?


What is via Japanese Game Show Alex?

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How do you push a 275 lb. man back into a burning building?
Harry Tienowitz is off today. Maybe he was telling jokes at the door.


:lol: :lol:
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I would've been ok with a drone dropping a missile as well.


Uh oh. Now you're a "moron" like me.

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cluv8484 wrote:
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How do you push a 275 lb. man back into a burning building?


What is via Japanese Game Show Alex?

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I miss Hole In The Wall. One of the most underrated game shows ever. Fox pulled the plug way too soon on that one.

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Maybe Dorner knew a whole lot about the corruption and such within the department so instead of capturing him alive they simply torched the house, shoved him back inside and let him burn. #whothefuckknows

Or maybe he's in Mexico.
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I felt dirty watching 190 North with my children. That Janet Davies is saucy.

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He misremembered...

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My my that is one flat top haircut if I ever seen one...

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It was way better when Intelevision presented "You make the Call" Jim Tunney. Best ref ever.

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I can't wait for Intellivision to release that keyboard addition with the 3D football.

When is it going to be ready, George?!?!

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