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Irish Boy
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It's in October? We're talking about the goddamned marathon eight months before it happens?

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"All sorts of top athletes whom I'll pretend you are familiar with, like Yuroslav Constantin, Abcdef Ghijklmno, Pat Williamanson."

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Well, no, that's just plain silly. But it's not metaphysically impossible that a few people might decide to sign up spur of the moment. Still, dumb segment.


Just make sure you're not inspired by anything or anyone before, during, and after the marathon.

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Yeah, we just can't compete in marathons because our top athletes are going into tennis. :lol: :lol:

This is like a Bernstein dream segment. Expanded, thoughtfully developed training regimens! Well-off people expressing their commitment to not having to eat cheap food! Improved IT for the website! And through it all, dominant black men showing their dominance! All we were missing was being happy that Really Smart People make sure you can't get your registration money back if you drop out.

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Just brought up that they still plan to air this crap over the radio....who for all that is holy actually listens to that.

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Marathoner Tax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Irish Boy wrote:
"All sorts of top athletes whom I'll pretend you are familiar with, like Yuroslav Constantin, Abcdef Ghijklmno, Pat Williamanson."

Abcdef Ghijklmno (pronounced "OB-kuh-def zheek-KLIM-no") has been tearing. it. up in his native Azerbaijan. I'm sorry that you're not on top of things.

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You happened to ride the wave of the upper-middle-class white person pseudo-fitness boomlet. Don't pat yourself on the back too hard, there, PR flack.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Irish Boy wrote:
"All sorts of top athletes whom I'll pretend you are familiar with, like Yuroslav Constantin, Abcdef Ghijklmno, Pat Williamanson."

Abcdef Ghijklmno (pronounced "OB-kuh-def zheek-KLIM-no") has been tearing. it. up in his native Azerbaijan. I'm sorry that you're not on top of things.


That was a sweet 1-2 there, good job :D

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God, guys, I'm sorry that some people liked an interesting bench player in the midst of a 100+ loss season. This is proof positive why we're the worst baseball fans in the whole wide world.

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I'm not going to call myself, but I swear I'll give $10 to anyone who calls in with their Chicago Marathon thoughts.

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.... blah blah blah ignominious blah blah blah blah imperative blah blah .....

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Curious Hair
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I don't know whether to keep listening to the show or listen to music. This is just a joyless slog of a show, but I want to see how far the rabbit hole goes, and I think Irish Boy needs company.

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I don't know whether to keep listening to the show or listen to music. This is just a joyless slog of a show, but I want to see how far the rabbit hole goes, and I think Irish Boy needs company.

I rarely get to listen anymore so I'm going down with the ship today.

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It's a case that takes Hawaii Five-O to the Pro Bowl.

"We've got twelve men on the field."

This is a Simpsons gag in real life.

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ok, I'm done

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2:58: "going down with the ship"
3:03: "I'm done"

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2:58: "going down with the ship"
3:03: "I'm done"

Yeah I didn't see what was coming. I have cat food to go pick up from the cat food store.

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I'm really enjoying this thread. Don't be a stranger, IB.

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Maybe Tebow can walk back from this by giving a speech in which he says he cannot own this loopy pastor any more than he can disown his dead racist grandmother.

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Please god please god please god Phil Emery please sign Tim Tebow please god let the rumors be true.

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I get what this caller is trying to say, that maybe he'll go to the terrible guy's church and tell them to slow their roll, but he's not articulating it well, and it's not a very likely outcome, anyway.

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Tim Tebow talk? Why is ESPN pushing Tebow talk down everyone's throat! Oh wait..... :lol:
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Please god please god please god Phil Emery please sign Tim Tebow please god let the rumors be true.

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I can't listen to this anymore. Just doooooooon't caaaaaaaaare

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Irish Boy wrote:
Please god please god please god Phil Emery please sign Tim Tebow please god let the rumors be true.


+eleventy billion

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Irish Boy wrote:
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Please god please god please god Phil Emery please sign Tim Tebow please god let the rumors be true.


Are there any new rumors on this?
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That's an indictment on the neuroses of you guys.

I'm enjoying my nice, solid sports radio.

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