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That's an indictment on the neuroses of you guys.


I was going with dont mistake activity for accomplishment.

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I used to have this problem. Thankfully we have a cure:

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That's an indictment on the neuroses of you guys.


I was going with dont mistake activity for accomplishment.


How bout"Stupid is as stupid does"

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Hangin' in there, huh.

Where's SHARK? Does he not work federal holidays?

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Hangin' in there, huh.

Where's SHARK? Does he not work federal holidays?

Just got back from the cat food store, so I missed about 45 minutes.

How did we end up talking about duck hunting?

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Can we talk about hockey please?

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Can we talk about hockey please?


In 45 minutes up the dial, Eddie O is on.

Plus they've been talking a lot of hockey already.

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Thanks for reminding me about the B&B HOF!

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*votes no four more times*

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I can't deny that Paris has played a huge part in the show. Like, I remember the time Dan took his family to Paris for vacation. And they talked about it in passing. Then that was it. But yeah, I'll be happy to elect it to the Boers & Bernstein Hall Of Fame, why not.

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You've forfeited your "make fun of the Mac show having Thing Drafts" privileges by telling people to go on twitter and say bacon is awesome. sowwie :(

Apparently not.

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Terry has no idea what team Aqib Talib plays for now. I've talked like that before. I know the lingo.

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Please god please god please god Phil Emery please sign Tim Tebow please god let the rumors be true.


Are there any new rumors on this?

I don't think it ever rised above the thought that Trestman had once coached Tebow ergo he might want to again. That doesn't mean I can't dream.

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Hey guys remember when you can call on an erection within seconds and bone your girlfriend, wife, or significant other 1-2 times a night? Well take these magical sugar pills and you'll be able to do so again!

Now, do you need a 5-star stone-cold-lock pick for tonight's Raptors/Bucks game?

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This is pretty much Newman talking about how when he takes the label off the can of generic beans he can't taste the difference.

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Hey guys remember when you can call on an erection within seconds and bone your girlfriend, wife, or significant other 1-2 times a night? Well take these magical sugar pills and you'll be able to do so again!

Now, do you need a 5-star stone-cold-lock pick for tonight's Raptors/Bucks game?


Uuuughhhh, they can send a man to the moon but those eggheads still haven't invented a pill that burns belly fat and tells me which way to bet the moneyline on tonight's Blue Jays/Royals game.

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I'll bet that turnout has been heavy. I've already voted no 22 times in each category. That means it'll take around 200 yes votes in each one to cancel out my no votes.

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Jurisdiction!

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Honest question: If everyone is still on steroids and if steroids were the reason so many people were hitting 60+ homeruns, why are people not hitting 60+ homeruns?

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29 no votes.

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If Bernstein were willing to eat the way I told him to eat and worked out with me for six hours a week, I could put 25 pounds on him in four months.

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If Bernstein were willing to eat the way I told him to eat and worked out with me for six hours a week, I could put 25 pounds on him in four months.
If Bernstein were willing, Ten Foot Midget would put about 200 pounds on him in less than one hour.

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If Bernstein were willing to eat the way I told him to eat and worked out with me for six hours a week, I could put 25 pounds on him in four months.
If Bernstein were willing, Ten Foot Midget would put about 200 pounds on him in less than one hour.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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If Bernstein were willing to eat the way I told him to eat and worked out with me for six hours a week, I could put 25 pounds on him in four months.
If Bernstein were willing, Ten Foot Midget would put about 200 pounds on him in less than one hour.


I for-real LOLed at this. Well done.

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If Bernstein were willing, Ten Foot Midget would put about 200 pounds on him in less than one hour.


BOOOSH!

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Irish Boy wrote:
"This guy sleeps with a lot of women. A lot. But sitting here on my physic person perch, I can see that he really loves you. And I also see that he has a bunch of money you don't know about, so good going!"

What was this in reference to?

Boilermaker Rick wrote:
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If Bernstein were willing to eat the way I told him to eat and worked out with me for six hours a week, I could put 25 pounds on him in four months.
If Bernstein were willing, Ten Foot Midget would put about 200 pounds on him in less than one hour.

SWUNG ON AND BELTED!

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