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Irish Boy
PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2013 6:44 pm 
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"This guy sleeps with a lot of women. A lot. But sitting here on my physic person perch, I can see that he really loves you. And I also see that he has a bunch of money you don't know about, so good going!"

What was this in reference to?

An ad on the iTunes stream, which may or may not be different from the regular internet stream. It was a paraphrasing but a relatively faithful one.

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Irish Boy wrote:
Creepiest David Hochberg ad ever.

Was it worse than the one I wrote?

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Creepiest David Hochberg ad ever.

Was it worse than the one I wrote?

The goat one, or are there others? The gist of this one was "David Hochberg has daughters so he especially enjoys working with young, clueless girls, getting them comfortable with the process.

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Irish Boy wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
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Creepiest David Hochberg ad ever.

Was it worse than the one I wrote?

The goat one, or are there others? The gist of this one was "David Hochberg has daughters so he especially enjoys working with young, clueless girls, getting them comfortable with the process.

I envisioned a scenario where David Hochberg broke off a toenail up a widow's crotch because her dead husband wanted to go to a large bank instead, but I think Real Hochberg has me beat.

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Hey guys remember when you can call on an erection within seconds and bone your girlfriend, wife, or significant other 1-2 times a night? Well take these magical sugar pills and you'll be able to do so again!

Now, do you need a 5-star stone-cold-lock pick for tonight's Raptors/Bucks game?


No. I just watch the bookie priest videos on youtube.

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This last 10 minutes is like pushing through the last mile of the Chicago Marathon brought to you by Chase.

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Don't be stupid. No one could guard Wilt. He was utterly unguardable. The greatest defenders in the history of the game couldn't guard Wilt. But yeah, I think Lebron could.

Jack Tywman owned Wilt. I don't think Lebron could guard Wilt......your statement like mine is just stupid!

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This sums today show up....The fitting tribute to the passing of Phil Henderson :roll:

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free cruises, psychics, gambling touts. I don't like what these internet stream commercials are implying about me.

Seriously. Based on the stream commercials, we truly are the dregs of society.

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Yeah, we just can't compete in marathons because our top athletes are going into tennis. :lol: :lol:

This is like a Bernstein dream segment. Expanded, thoughtfully developed training regimens! Well-off people expressing their commitment to not having to eat cheap food! Improved IT for the website!


Oops, just heard Grote say registration is suspended due to "website problems."

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