Speigs coming out sparing during Trannie, saying Bernsie has an inferior complex....

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

um.....

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Nailed him pretty good

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Elections have consequences.

Never wouldve guessed it . That's 5"8 and 1/2 right?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

If the accusation had come from someone who doesn't have an "I am inferior to Dan Bernstein" complex it would resonate more.

Self-loathing Spiegel and his load of emotional baggage calling out anyone about issues and complexes

YOU.

YOU are good

As Spiegel's next shape shifting performance, he will finally live his fantasy and attempt to "become Dan Bernstein".

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Here's the Tuesday Game Plan:

*Before2P: Today's "B & B Hall of Fame Nominees"
Voting at BoersandBernstein.com/670thescore.com

*2P: The SCORE's David Schuster
Live from Glendale, AZ John Danks Going Bald at White Sox Camp for a Good Cause

*3P: CBSSports.com Columnist Gregg Doyel
Gregg's Less Than Flattering Column About QB Tim Tebow

*3:30P: "The Second Half"

*4P: Tribune Cubs' Writer Paul Sullivan
Live from Mesa, AZ-A Cubbie Occurence Already?

*4:40P: Sports Xchange/Yahoo! Sports' NFL Writer Jenna Laine
How Much Trouble is Da'Quan Bowers Really In?

*5P: Fort Wayne Gazette's Pete DiPrimio
A Preview of #1 Indiana/#4 Michigan State Tonight

A lot of ground to cover this afternoon.

"Scoreboard Updates": Chris Rongey

Terry's "two favorite words", Laurence Holmes, has another full boat show @ 6P this eve. Wayne Randazzo has updates on the Holmes show and will have the latenight SCORE @ 10P. "SCORE Overnight" with Les Grobstein & Adam Harris follows @ Midnight.

Dan may be what the recovery community calls an egomaniac with an inferiority complex. He hides behind his intellect, and lashes out at callers to feel better about himself. I really feel Danny thinks he's working in what Cosell called the "toy department." He knows he's so much better than this, but his insecurities keep him stuck doing sports talk. And having Terry beside you would make anyone feel better about the job you're doing. That will be $185.00.

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Let's do it for Johnny!

Danny's laughing all the way to the bank......

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The SCORE's David Schuster on LIVE from Glendale, AZ right now. Looks like lefty Matt Thornton might have elbow issues of his own...

YOU ARE AN IDIOT IF YOU THINK YOUR PET BRIGHTENS YOUR DAY.

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Now Dan shitting on the joy someone might get from owning a pet. This is heading towards positive thinking doesnt cure cancer territory. The guy is truly fucking joyless.

How. Does. A. Dog. Get. You. Closer. To. The. Perfect. Life.

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They are like a parody of themselves now.

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I. See. What. You. Did. There.

And Terry chiming in with the veterinary conspiracy theories. They can charge whatever you want! Um, that's medicine in general Terry. And you can buy pet insurance.

He's cooked anyway. At a certain age, the roids don't even help anymore.

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No sect of people is safe from Dan's trolling. I have two chihuahuas. I absolutely hate when I get home and see them get excited to see me.

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While I did understand the cleanliness aspect, Dan is treating this story like they are bringing the plague into a hospital and intentionally distributing it to patients. This is a very strange rant.

This is a legitimate discussion. Not funny in a good way, but seeing how low they stoop at times. I nearly called in yesterday to say I wanted to disagree with something Harry said. Oh wait, this isn't CJH? Sorry, the "Hall of Fame" had me thinking B&B morphed into the show up the dial.

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RV said a short time ago that he thought Thornton's elbow inflammation was "old arm". That's according to Comcast SportsNet's Paul Michael Glaser-looking Chuck Garfien's Twitter.

And a bad SNL version of a parody.

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Let's do it for Johnny!

The only thing that could save it would be to have it feature Kenan Thompson breaking character and laughing at his own jokes. He never does that.

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Sorta hating this....I love dogs, they're work for sure but coming home to an empty house sucks ass....you can't argue that it's stupid to own a pet, it's personal preference

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

...And "SNL" parodied ESPN's Stephen A. Smith over the weekend...Quite frankly, the real Stephen A. seemed to be embarrassed when "SportsCenter" showed it Sunday morning.

Hey Bernsie, I'll have you know that my dog barks some really interesting comments when we are watching Bulls games! I'm going to start Tweeting them.

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YOU HAVE NO FACTS THAT COMING HOME TO AN EMPTY SUCKS ASS. WHO WROTE THIS? WHERE DID YOU READ THIS? STATE A SOURCE. HANG UP ON YOURSELF.

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I don't know about you, but I'm getting a kick out of hearing the losing horns from "The Price Is Right" on this stupid program.