I'm done with this shit. This show sucks dick anymore. I don't need these 2 miserable turds telling me I'm an idiot for liking whatever they opine is stupid. Fuck off you two joyless, hateful fucktards.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

And now Matty hand picks an idiot to "back up" Dan's inane point that apparently anyone who owns a pet is an idiot. ANIMALS. ARE NOT. FRIENDS!

Bernsie: Dog's have tiny brains, they are stupid....they are not your friends...

I just don't get how they can f*ckin argue stuff like this.

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

I forgot Dan is a fucking expert on everything. I'd like him to cite his "facts" that refute everything anyone says.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

If Chris Rongey wants to come out of the Wolves' Update Studio and relieve these 2 goofs until Laurence "Mr. Multimedia" Holmes & Wayne Randazzo arrive for the nighttime SCORE, please do. Thank you.

I have no desire to get a dog, though at some point I'm sure we will, but I'm seriously considering listening to CJH right now.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I can. Your house stinks like shit. B&B are absolutely right on dogs. They're fucking terrible.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

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How long until Dan is quoting DogGraphs metrics supporting his anti-pet stance?

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If your a scumbag and don't clean your house on the reg than absolutely...but I've been in many people's houses who are actually clean and do things like vacuum and wash floors. No dog stench present...If you have like 3 dogs, then ya your probably out of luck no matter what you do.

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Pets are kind of like women. No doubt a poor economic decision, but also fun to have around sometimes.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

CBSSports.com's Gregg Doyel puts soon-to-be ex-Jets' QB Tim Tebow on a tee right after these messages.

Numerous studies done by really smart guys have shown that positive thinking and mood is directly related to anxiety and can have positive effects on cancer and a bunch of other things.

There are a number of actual studies that show pets can lower blood pressure which can prolong the life of the elderly and non-elderly alike. One was a study with stockbrokers showing those with a pet had lower blood pressure vs. those without.

There's also been a number of people using horses for autism therapy but I believe the empirical evidence there is somewhat lacking.

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But then you'll be missing out on the brilliant HOF bit. Even if they take stances like this to be contrarian, they're piss poor stances. I'm sure they do it to troll for morons, because that didn't get old 5 years ago. It's really sad to see what this show has deteriorated to. And fuck OneStep while you're at it!

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

But that is info from the bad part of the internet, i.e. facts that don't back up Dan's POV.

They'll read extensively from an email rant supporting what they say but they're too chickenshit to call someone to whom they can directly address the issue. It was funny in a passing sense but becomes less entertaining after the first hour and downright irritating the second hour.

What's the point of the "Dude Ranch" at Children's Cancer camp? How do horses get the kids closer to getting away from cancer?

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You would think someone like Terry who can't stand the presence of people would prefer dogs over humans...

Like a boss:

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

This is the column CBSSports.com's Gregg Doyel wrote about Tim Tebow that had Gregg hot & bothered. Gregg explains on the Home Run Inn Pizza Hotline momentarily, but the column can be found here:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/2172 ... eatest-sin

Bullshit. Every dog owner's house stinks like dogs. Every last one. Some stink more and some stink less, but they all stink. I'll also never understand how anyone can tolerate barking. The stink and the barking are enough, by themselves, to make dogs terrible, and we haven't even gotten into picking up shit (extra bonus: dog shit is insanely terrible-smelling).

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Dan knows their audience consists of pet owners. This is some uninspired trolling trying to elicit an emotional response.

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+1000

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

That is just flat out false and ridiculous to even try to make the argument.

Im no dog owner either and I dont care for pets, but thats ridiculous

RACK 'EM!!!!!

also guys, if you're ready to "tap out" from this exercise in sadomasochism, don't forget that board luminary Elmhurst "Steve from Elmhurst" Steve has a ReVolution going on a little bit up the dial over on ESPN 1000 where the guys are talking about sports.

here's the first image that pops up on google when you image search "elmhurst steve."



note this happy TRADITIONAL (read: non-cotton-picking) family complete with a DOG, which means that they'd be ridiculed if they called up a hatemongering show like B&B, who now have a guest on who doesn't even know how to spell "Doyle"

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If you think so, your olfactory sense is a bitch. I guarantee you I can identify any house as a "dog house" immediately upon entering. In my nearly 33 years on this earth, there has never been any exception to this rule.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

CBSSports.com's Gregg Doyel is on right now with the guys mentioning the column in which Tim Tebow actually supports controversial Rev. Robert Jeffress. The same Jeffress who hates Jews & homosexuals, according to Doyel's column.

Yes, there has. You didn't know they had a dog.

Did Doyel just apologize if he offended any Fundamental Christians that are listening?

To B&B?

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Well, it's not just Tim Tebow planning to speak at this church that supposedly preaches intolerance and hate. Tebow's NFL career might very well be over, too.

WAIT! WAIT! HOLD ON! DON'T GO OFF B&B NARRATIVE ON MANTI TEO!!!

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