Of course your daughter is going to drive terribly Dan, she's a woman! Haven't you ever read The Lockhorns you dolt?!? It speaks the truth.

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Yep. Join up people, stop listening to this steaming pile of shit, just come to peace with the fact that the show has been awful and abysmal for the last 2 or so years.

I was on the road all day so I checked out transition and most of the 2pm hour.....absolutely horrible. But I got a huge kick out of BernSTINE gleefully wishing that the lady who had her pet in the Emergency Room died during her stay. That was great radio.

CJH may be vanilla, it may boring but it isn't flat out unsustainable like B&B has been for a few years.

The problem with CJH is that C&J aren't good enough to overcome H.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

You certainly know your shit smells. Are you a fecalologist?

Yeah, noone stretches out a marginally funny line better than Matty. He's getting stale.

This caller is an idiot. The only way to evaluate the worth of a human is to measure how big and fast they are compared to another. How dare you denigrate LeBron James. Additionally I believe the only person that could be denigrated was Michael Jackson.

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It's three smells. Are you retarded or something?

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Harry might say stupid shit, some unfunny stuff and such but he doesn't really ruin the show for me. And listen, friend, I'm not saying that CJH is a good radio show, no, I'm simply saying it is a better radio show when compared to B&B.

Terry Boers is less "funny" than Harry and definitely makes less sense than Harry.

Cat urine has a satanic stench.

I think you need to reevaluate your shit smelling variables. When you smell dog shit it's out in the open so you're getting the truest shit smell available. Unless you come across a human turd just laying in the grass you're not getting its aroma in the purest possible form. Until you do I'd argue that your assessment of which shit smells worse is flawed.

Who says we can't do FUN here?

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That's not a word; you're making that shit up.

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I'm retarded? This from the guy who is the self-appointed shit-smelling expert. There's a thousand different breeds of cats and dogs, with varying diets, etc. I worked in a vet's office so I can attest.

+1

I must have a magic cat (not to be confused with Magic Jack) because his poop has never smelled due to his sense of tidiness and always using the cat box.

By the way, given the option of changing a shitty diaper or cleaning a cat box, I'll take the cat box any day, thank you.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Learning a great deal about shit smells. Thanks guys...

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Jenna Lane? Why are the interviewing porn stars?

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Let's do it for Johnny!

The real issue here is -- why does shit even smell?

It doesn't smell that way going in.

It's because our bodies decay from the inside out. What you are smelling after you take a shit is your own mortality.

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Ok, good answer.

Now answer me this.....

Why doesn't my radio smell like shit? Because this show is a giant, steaming, corn speckled turd.

Very unrealistic.....look at Mac holding the basketball!

It's Mac in his Nick Bakay phase.

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Let's do it for Johnny!

What's up with Boers' beard? It's like be shaved the front of it off and just kept what's under his chin.


Yes, by Cracky.

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Oh, nevermind, that's his tongue.

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What does jurisprudence have to do with regional sports talk radio? I suppose a basketball team plays on a court, as do tennis players but is that enough to serve as the basis for a visual pun?

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They're all the court jesters of the sports world. Supreme ones. I guess.

Hey, sounds like I missed an all-time bad show. Apparently pets are terrible. This confirms my suspicion that the Bernstein household is not just clean but a certain kind of joylessly clean, the kind where there are rooms that no one even sets foot in.

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Did you ever have friends that had mothers that had rooms like that? Always filled with cream, beige or white furniture, white carpet and NO ONE was ever allowed in to do ANYTHING. They were like museum pieces that were roped off.

But if they are supposed to be "court jesters" I think it would be funnier if they were dressed as medieval court jesters. It wouldn't be visually appealing but makes more sense in terms of what a sports talk radio host's profession entails. It's possible I might be overthinking this.

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I always went in there

J. Dahmer had similar beliefs as you and Bernstein.

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

Why. the fuck. is this not. a shirt. ???????????????

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George