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Not confident of my wit this morning, but the sunglasses on the back of the collar and the cell phone belt clip imply a "Hey Johnny" and use of the word "Braud" or "Dame"....

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Fire bad!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

"Look jimmypasta, I don't think the fact that Cubs refused to sign a veteran off the scrap heap has anything to do with the bad economy..."

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

WHY AREN'T THERE MORE GRAPHS!!!

ALL OF US OLD PEOPLE LOVE GRAPHS!!!

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You know me like that.

and spreadsheets R.I.P.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

A guy I consider my mentor in business passed away last year. Every meeting had to have a "flip chart". This old dude didn't know what Powerpoint was. He also made everyone at any meeting put on those stickers that say, "HELLO, MY NAME IS______________. Once we flew down to Lexington, KY on a Citation jet from Palwaukee for a meeting. I wasn't wearing a tie, mainly because I hate wearing a fucking tie. All the way down there he was raking me for not wearing a tie. When we landed he asked the pilot to borrow his tie and made me put it on for the meeting. I miss the old fellow.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Am I McCain, the guy standing up, or one of the old ladies sitting down?

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MATLOCK!!!!!

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"Grrrrrr"

"GRRRRRRR"

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@audioidkid

GDP Under Obama

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

"Old Man yells at kid to get off his lawn; forgets he's not at home. Man yelled at poops himself not out of fear, but due to lack of bowel control thanks to advanced age"*


*This will be a song title on The Smiths reunion album, too.

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Senator McCain,I disagree with those charts,and oh yeah,my old man dick is this big.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

McCain, once more, explaining to a senior that Obama is, in fact, not an Arab.

Why are you forcing Obama to keep on fighting wars you war monger!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!