I can't even tell you all the ways I'm not going to listen to this show.

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You will too.

Or you'll just ruin Our good time with your stupid gifs.

You are the very worst type of person.

I hope you burn in Hell.

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Hard not to argue...

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Verne Gagne .... shit just got real ....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Do you really want to be the guy to criticize someone over not finishing something?

Really?

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just for the record, I love the gifs. You owe KS a lot of your thread viewership, Peeps. If it weren't for him, the ReVolution wouldn't have much traction.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

He always tends to finish.

Hi.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Right now this is how I have this figured out. Anyone add to these lists as neccessary:

ReVolution: Terry Speeps, Seacrest, McBrides (sponsor), ES

B&B Ass Lickers (serving all your ass licking needs since 1963): KS, Kid, Ralph, Hawger, Scorehead, Beardown, Doug, JamesPasta, CLH

Team Shake That: Ivan (alone on a desert)

Fixed.

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Sharks and Jets, with the choreography.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

The 17 joke is already getting beaten into the ground and its less than a day old.

Whoa, hey there.....way to early for that kind of innuendo.

Good morning.

Oh no. Deadspin posted a video of Chicago fans cheering when Lebron got an incredibly minor injury. This show has written itself for today.

The worst week in B&B history is all but a lock now, especially when Paris, France becomes part of the strangest hall of fame of all time.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Its been a horrid week, but I think some of the Penn State weeks were probably worse

The Penn State stuff was at least big news.

Dogs suck talk, voting for a hall of fame with no real purpose or reason, an insurance guy talking about how 9/11 really sucked for insurers, and now a lot of talk about how Bulls fans are idiots for cheering when Lebron walked with a limp for 20 seconds.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Its cute how the #1 issue with the revolution is that Harry is not funny.

We admit this. Everybody knows it. We know he detracts from the show. Nobody seems to say anything good about B&B, just that Harry isn't funny.

I guess I should expect nothing less than a strawman argument from fans of this this....whatever this show is.

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Frankly, I'm just glad a Bulls crowd showed some life for something that wasn't related to free burgers, flying t-shirts, or racing cartoon donuts.

As for the Revolution, I'm a Boers & Bernstein fan more than a Chicago sports talk radio fan. I don't care one iota about the thoughts of Carmen DeFalco or John Jurkovic. If B&B are going to keep doing such shitty shows, I just won't listen to the radio in the afternoon.

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Carmen is worse than Harry

Jurko is the only good one.

There are a lot of really good things about B&B. I just leave it to the B&B apologists to mention them.

CJH is terrible for a lot more reasons than the H.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

That is a good way to look at things, CH. Just because one thing has turned to total shit and is a painful listening experience doesn't mean you have to ditch it and start listening to something else that is just as bad but in a different way.

Me? I stopped the madness long ago. Now my afternoons are covered by me taking clothes pins and twisting my nipples with them until they bleed a little bit.

Listen, we already know Harry is not funny.

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Who was saying anything about me listening to Harry?

Good morning to you.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

It is never, ever to early in the morning for that.

This happened?

The only reason I might tune in today is to hear how Dan will actually rail against Bulls fans. Of the five pro teams plus Notre Dame and U of I, people identified as "Bulls fans" (despite the obvious fallacy of significant overlap among fandoms) are the only ones who have significantly escaped Dan's wrath. Fans of the other six have all been accused of racism, belligerence, and abject stupidity, and not always falsely.

And you never hear anything about the people at a Bulls game. They don't have drunken tailgate parties like the monsters at Bears games, they're not terrible white people like Cubs games, they don't scream and chant profanities like people at Hawks games, and they don't fear blacks and Jews like Sox fans do as per the official flagship of the Chicago White Sox. Now I'm sure there are sloppy drunks, racists, Schaumburgians, and boors somewhere in the building, but the official line on the Bulls is that the crowd is nothing but nice polite spectators who react like trained seals to interstitial promotions and don't pay good money to do anything unbecoming.

But now they've expressed joy with the injury of LeBron James and his rippling black body! How can this even be? It seems like when it comes to the Bulls, people having Bad Basketball Thoughts are usually just dismissed as not being Real Bulls Fans in ways that Bears fans wanting Lovie Smith fired are not dismissed in kind, or Cubs fans who don't want to cut the ivy off Wrigley Field to put up Cash For Gold ads, or Blackhawks fans who don't want fighting banned. The Bernstein syllogism seems to be

I am a good, smart person.
I am a Bulls fan.
In my experiences, Bulls fans are good, smart people.
You have done something that is not good and smart.
Therefore, you cannot be a Bulls fan.

So I hope you're happy with yourselves, you foul cheerers of a foul. You've probably just been excommunicated from liking your local basketball team. Hope you won't mind driving to Pacers games from here on out.

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Yes, though it obviously wasn't why they brought him on. He was there to talk about insurance policies for college athletes for career ending injuries. For some reason, when talking about the price of these policies, the guy started talking about how expensive 9/11 was for insurers because of how rich many of the people in the towers were and how they had big insurance policies. He'd then have clients call him and ask why his insurance rates were bigger and he'd tell them that they had to recoup the payouts from 9/11.

In context, it isn't quite as bizarre as it sounds out of context, but it was still bizarre.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I disagree.

Carmen is Bernstein 10 years ago.

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You really need to source a better brand of glue to huff.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George