Should I be offended if the lady friend states that Hugh Jackman should sing his piece with his shirt off?

Christ I wish that Hawks game went into overtime.

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Doh.

How dare you! I'm not even mad. After knowing what my last post said, I come back to the computer, hit active topics, and I see the last poster was Keeping Score. I literally LOL'd.

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Half the actors in those seats are gay. That's why this performance got the biggest cheers of the night. The only two you know for sure are straight are Nicholson and Clooney. Everybody else is a suspect.

Danica...burritos winning awards...anything...are all still better than that.

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I believe it was more of a "everything was fine until you pulled out those lame jokes " which of course included the shots at Affleck. Way to have some thick skin there Ben.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Its a damn shame he didn't ask Ben if he got his tux at Casual Male.

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A tie?
Gotta be kidding.

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LONG SLEEVES PLEASE

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I just screamed "titty fuck" five times for no reason to right myself. On to Bar Rescue.

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Hell yes. Taffer is in the process of rescuing a New Orleans bar that looks to be run by a heard of fratbags.

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Fratbags?

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It the pregame, Hathaway's nipples were very noticeable. It was done on purpose. She doesn't leave the house not knowing that. But when she speaks, she always has that sweet innocent way about her.

Frat boy douchebags.

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Like Robin Williams says"The Oscars are the Superbowl for the g a y s"

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It made you think that she ice cubed them up before she got out of the limo for her red carpet walk. Seriously.

Wow...did Jesse James ex just go bitch mode on Seth? That hand gesture was not nice.

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I got a notion she is a freak in private.

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Yeah. Seth made a lot of enemies tonight. They'll bring back fuckin' Billy Crystal again next year. Seth won't ever be asked to do it again.

I hate Family Guy but I have enjoyed the bits and pieces I have seen of him hosting. Nothing wrong with fucking with the hollywood elite.

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Here's my favorite Oscar night memory this year so far...

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He said he was only going to do it this once. I think he went in guns blazing.

Okay, They did not even try to use the dress to hide Adles fat. Next time one of you assclowns talk about Clarkson I will punch you so hard your pancreas will splinter.

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It looks like that head sex thing she wore in Demolition Man malfunctioned.

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I bet Adle sweats gravy

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The jewish thing with Ted was pretty damn good. I'm sure there were lots of bitter people in the audience.

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He took a shot at Jewish people with his "Ted bit". Wait, is he Seth Jewish? I don't even know. Then it's OK.

Fuck is Kidmad fucking ugly. How much padding went into that dress?

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Now that Le Miz is at the cheap theater can I go see it or will I still be on Keeping Scores dance card?

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The Hollywood elite hate when they are the target of jokes.

Seth just ripped our 3 most famous latina actresses right before Salma came out.

"This is the part of the show where one of them will come out, you won't be able to understand them, but who cares, they're hot. Ladies and gentlemen, Salma Hyak!!!!"