I loved air conditioning, but I was really surprised that bacon didn't make it.... thought that would be automatic. 90% is way too high obviously... at least 10% of the listenership is interested in ruining the contest anyway, so I thought maybe 85% would have been a better metric.

Anyway, I have had this on the back burner for a while, and I really have only come up with one other thing that could get in with air conditioning. It's very hard to think of something that nobody else will have a negative spin on.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

It was pretty lame, I don't know if I would call it the lamest. But no bones about it, it was very lame.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

What if c...a....t ....spelled cat

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Kenny Williams fell for the banana in the tailpipe

People don't like Jordan's attitude now
People want the Bears to win now, not 30 years ago
People don't like his kids DUI
Some people are allergic
Women
Hard to think of an argument against pillow -- that's not bad.
Bidet lovers
People who are sexless.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Bulls suck
Low definition was good enough
Kids suck
Too primal
Ripping off an owner

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

USADA
LeBron James
Phil Emery/Marc Trestman
Sara Ganim
NBA television ratings vis-a-vis NHL television ratings
Anyone who owns a sports team, especially Jerry Reinsdorf

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Their HOF polls got trolled. Its pretty easy to figure that out.

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@audioidkid

Imma let you finish....but what's in the vending machine today was the worst segment of all time.....OF ALL TIME

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would not have been the worst idea to have an actual Score HOF, with an annual induction ceremony, thus eliminating the uncomfortable Ozzie scenarios...and probably selling out each year.

1 or 2 players, for off the field activities, not really charitable, could just be Score type guys, funny, listeners
1 On Air person
1 Radio, Play by play guy
1 caller?texter? Give Patio Steve his due!

DOUG COLLINS SHOW
'Lets go out to Patio Steve in Des plaines"
Doug: Steve How are you? What's up?
Steve: well I am on vacation and got some thoughts for you
Doug: where did you go on your vacation?
Steve: My Patio, where else?

Neil from Northlake and on and on.

But like I said many times, I could never do that radio job gig, way too tough to think of these ideas all day and get paid for that!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I agree. It's a bunch of disparate nonsense in search of a theme. Usually that doesn't start until 6:00.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I was thinking the Earth.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Homophobes
Anyone who ever lost a road game against Hawaii
Anyone who has ever been in first place going into the last race in the Special Cup.

Moving out of Englewood
Moving right next to US Cellular Field

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Coreect choice of cancer inspiration and charity events

You know what else everybody likes? A parfait! You ever met a person, you say "let's get some parfait." They say "hell no, I don't like no parfait?" Parfaits are delicious. Parfaits gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Joe Paterno

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I still can't figure out how they didn't have a free screening of Big Fan for listeners with an appearance by the director or Patton Oswalt or whoever. Shit they have Slapshot and Hosier screenings but not one with a movie about sports talk radio.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Not exactly a flattering portrait of sports talk radio and its callers, but your point is taken Dolphin.

It would be kind of fun to have a sociological discussion of people who call in, with people who call in sitting in the room.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Then charge 15 bucks like they are doing with Hoosiers. I'll front the 15 for Ten foot Midget, Maddux Boy and Schmutzie to sit in the front row just to see the looks on their faces when Bernstien details how he really feels about callers.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Schmutize literally called in with a "Were your fans, of course were dumb" point on friday.


What a sad man

Exactly what I thought when I heard only one made it. The idea was so ESPNish from the start. Still surprised B&B actually did that, couple that with the fact they anticipate repeating it next year. You set a ridiculous baseline like 90%, of course the trolls will troll. Surprised King Troll Bernstein didn't see that one coming.

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-- source

He may have, but let Abbatacola set it up. Even he admitted he first thought about setting it at 75% or something. I hope this is a sweep under the rug bit.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Yeah, Irish Boy was part of the troll vote

Air conditioning is the reason Big Ten football sucks.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

It's funny that of the four owners in town, the one who actually, in real life here, did dynamically reimagine his team by hiring smart people to scout, draft, and develop en route to a championship while also hiring smart people to blast open huge new revenue streams, is the only one whose ass he doesn't incessantly kiss.

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