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pittmike

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Air Conditioning?! Really?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:20 pm

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Pretty amazing that Notre Dame hype machine. Not only was he bad at football as evidenced by the Stanford and Alabama games but he is also slow. Wow.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Air Conditioning?! Really?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:21 pm

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pittmike wrote:

Pretty amazing that Notre Dame hype machine. Not only was he bad at football as evidenced by the Stanford and Alabama games but he is also slow. Wow.

And also a sociopathic liar or a tremendous idiot....so there's that.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Air Conditioning?! Really?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:22 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

SHARK wrote:

BOTH of ESPN's NFL Draft "experts", Mel Kiper, Jr. & Todd McShay still have Manti Te'o on their Top 20, even before today's disappointing Combine time.

Shark, are you drunk? That makes no sense.

No, but that's what I saw over the weekend. Those ESPN "experts" still have Manti Te'o in their Top 20, but I thought I read that another LB might be on the Bears' radar.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Air Conditioning?! Really?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:26 pm

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I believe The Score's Own Matt Bowen said, just this morning on The Score, that most GMs figured that Te'o would run a 4.8 and he could help himself if he got it into the 4.7s. So, not really news.

Also, The Score's Own and B&B's Own Matt Bowen is rooting for Manti Te'o. Please take sharp objects away from Dan Bernstein.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Air Conditioning?! Really?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:26 pm

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Why is the word experts in quotations?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Air Conditioning?! Really?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:35 pm

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SHARK has not honored his pre-show promise.

I'm disappointed.

I thought I could trust him.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Air Conditioning?! Really?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:36 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

SHARK has not honored his pre-show promise.

I'm disappointed.

I thought I could trust him.

TP, I'm open to suggestions. They've been a little bit all over the map to this point.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Air Conditioning?! Really?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:43 pm

SHARK wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

SHARK has not honored his pre-show promise.

I'm disappointed.

I thought I could trust him.

TP, I'm open to suggestions. They've been a little bit all over the map to this point.

I'd go with "Jimmie Johnson is Boring".

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Air Conditioning?! Really?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:45 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

They said the broad jump is what really hurt him.

It wouldn't be the first time that a surprising occurrence with a broad embarrassed him.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Air Conditioning?! Really?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:46 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

SHARK has not honored his pre-show promise.

I'm disappointed.

I thought I could trust him.

TP, I'm open to suggestions. They've been a little bit all over the map to this point.

I'd go with "Jimmie Johnson is Boring".

Well, this is the ONLY time they've mentioned Jimmie, and not the "FOX NFL Sunday" analyst whose hair (By Cracky!) hasn't moved since 1984 at the University of Miami.

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uofiguy

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Air Conditioning?! Really?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:50 pm

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Why aren't we as cynical as Dan is? Why dont we sap all joy out of things we enjoy in sports and life and overanalyze the fuck out of everything? If only the world was more like Dan.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Air Conditioning?! Really?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:54 pm

It's funny to hear that his 4.82 40 is now evidence that he wasn't good last year. :lol:

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Kirkwood

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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:13 pm

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The Manti thoughts have become funbad. :lol:

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uofiguy

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:18 pm

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So Dan is confused as to why people are upset there's horsemeat in Ikea meatballs because "it's not poison!". Hey, our meatballs are made of cat, but what's the big deal? Cats arent poisonous.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:19 pm

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Go to break, you goofs! By the way, if ZZ wants to relieve these 2 goofs until Laurence takes over at 6P, please do!

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:20 pm

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uofiguy wrote:

So Dan is confused as to why people are upset there's horsemeat in Ikea meatballs because "it's not poison!". Hey, our meatballs are made of cat, but what's the big deal? Cats arent poisonous.

It was people......Ikea meatballs are made out of peopleeeeeee

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:21 pm

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Jim Rome wants to lay some smack...Go to break...NOW!

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:22 pm

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Matt is getting Walt Williams Neckian in his dumb arguments.

"Why would anyone eat at the restaurant in the Marshall Field's downtown. That's stupid. Go to a restaurant. Marshall Field's isn't a restaurant. It's a store. Buy your clothes there and buy food somewhere else. Or eat food at home in your kitchen. I don't know what a lingonberry is. :roll:

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:26 pm

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Manti's weight was also down at the combine. I think he was 241 and he was listed as playing in the mid 250's.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:27 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

It's also no longer called Marshall Field's. It's now known as Macy's.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:32 pm

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Thank you SHARK for living up to your promise.

You are a great man.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:36 pm

Andre Smith runs the 40 -

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uofiguy

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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:36 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

And now the "dont bring your kids grocery shopping!" This is reaching Northian levels.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:37 pm

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Drinky on the muscle

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:38 pm

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Joe Ostrowski is doing a good job filling in today. I always love hearing about his petty grievances with mundane concerns.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:39 pm

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Drinky Unplugged! He can't stand short-haired Anne Hathaway, her Oscar dress and now has a problem with Renee Zellweger. WOW!

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:40 pm

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"I wouldn't eat at Wrigley. No. That's stupid. You're stupid. I would, however, sample one of the many sumptuous offerings at U.S. Cellular Field's extensive offering of concession stands, where I can always find something I'll enjoy at a White Sox game! But don't take my word for it! (*doo-doo doot!*)"

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:42 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Joe Ostrowski is doing a good job filling in today. I always love hearing about his petty grievances with mundane concerns.

CH, that's not Joe. That's Drinky like we've never heard before...

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:43 pm

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SHARK wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Joe Ostrowski is doing a good job filling in today. I always love hearing about his petty grievances with mundane concerns.

CH, that's not Joe. That's Drinky like we've never heard before...

UGH I KNEW THAT

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: 2/25: Te'o, Urlacher or Neither?

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:45 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Joe Ostrowski is doing a good job filling in today. I always love hearing about his petty grievances with mundane concerns.

CH, that's not Joe. That's Drinky like we've never heard before...

UGH I KNEW THAT

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