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pittmike
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Pretty amazing that Notre Dame hype machine. Not only was he bad at football as evidenced by the Stanford and Alabama games but he is also slow. Wow.

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Pretty amazing that Notre Dame hype machine. Not only was he bad at football as evidenced by the Stanford and Alabama games but he is also slow. Wow.

And also a sociopathic liar or a tremendous idiot....so there's that.

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BOTH of ESPN's NFL Draft "experts", Mel Kiper, Jr. & Todd McShay still have Manti Te'o on their Top 20, even before today's disappointing Combine time.


Shark, are you drunk? That makes no sense.

No, but that's what I saw over the weekend. Those ESPN "experts" still have Manti Te'o in their Top 20, but I thought I read that another LB might be on the Bears' radar.
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I believe The Score's Own Matt Bowen said, just this morning on The Score, that most GMs figured that Te'o would run a 4.8 and he could help himself if he got it into the 4.7s. So, not really news.

Also, The Score's Own and B&B's Own Matt Bowen is rooting for Manti Te'o. Please take sharp objects away from Dan Bernstein.

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Why is the word experts in quotations?

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SHARK has not honored his pre-show promise.

I'm disappointed.

I thought I could trust him.

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SHARK has not honored his pre-show promise.

I'm disappointed.

I thought I could trust him.

TP, I'm open to suggestions. They've been a little bit all over the map to this point.
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SHARK has not honored his pre-show promise.

I'm disappointed.

I thought I could trust him.

TP, I'm open to suggestions. They've been a little bit all over the map to this point.


I'd go with "Jimmie Johnson is Boring".

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I believe The Score's Own Matt Bowen said, just this morning on The Score, that most GMs figured that Te'o would run a 4.8 and he could help himself if he got it into the 4.7s. So, not really news.

Also, The Score's Own and B&B's Own Matt Bowen is rooting for Manti Te'o. Please take sharp objects away from Dan Bernstein.
They said the broad jump is what really hurt him.

It wouldn't be the first time that a surprising occurrence with a broad embarrassed him.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
SHARK wrote:
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SHARK has not honored his pre-show promise.

I'm disappointed.

I thought I could trust him.

TP, I'm open to suggestions. They've been a little bit all over the map to this point.


I'd go with "Jimmie Johnson is Boring".

Well, this is the ONLY time they've mentioned Jimmie, and not the "FOX NFL Sunday" analyst whose hair (By Cracky!) hasn't moved since 1984 at the University of Miami.
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Why aren't we as cynical as Dan is? Why dont we sap all joy out of things we enjoy in sports and life and overanalyze the fuck out of everything? If only the world was more like Dan.
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It's funny to hear that his 4.82 40 is now evidence that he wasn't good last year. :lol:

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The Manti thoughts have become funbad. :lol:
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So Dan is confused as to why people are upset there's horsemeat in Ikea meatballs because "it's not poison!". Hey, our meatballs are made of cat, but what's the big deal? Cats arent poisonous.
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Go to break, you goofs! By the way, if ZZ wants to relieve these 2 goofs until Laurence takes over at 6P, please do!
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So Dan is confused as to why people are upset there's horsemeat in Ikea meatballs because "it's not poison!". Hey, our meatballs are made of cat, but what's the big deal? Cats arent poisonous.

It was people......Ikea meatballs are made out of peopleeeeeee

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Matt is getting Walt Williams Neckian in his dumb arguments.

"Why would anyone eat at the restaurant in the Marshall Field's downtown. That's stupid. Go to a restaurant. Marshall Field's isn't a restaurant. It's a store. Buy your clothes there and buy food somewhere else. Or eat food at home in your kitchen. I don't know what a lingonberry is. :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :P :mrgreen: :shock: "

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Manti's weight was also down at the combine. I think he was 241 and he was listed as playing in the mid 250's.

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Matt is getting Walt Williams Neckian in his dumb arguments.

"Why would anyone eat at the restaurant in the Marshall Field's downtown. That's stupid. Go to a restaurant. Marshall Field's isn't a restaurant. It's a store. Buy your clothes there and buy food somewhere else. Or eat food at home in your kitchen. I don't know what a lingonberry is. :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :P :mrgreen: :shock: "

It's also no longer called Marshall Field's. It's now known as Macy's.
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Thank you SHARK for living up to your promise.

You are a great man.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Matt is getting Walt Williams Neckian in his dumb arguments.

"Why would anyone eat at the restaurant in the Marshall Field's downtown. That's stupid. Go to a restaurant. Marshall Field's isn't a restaurant. It's a store. Buy your clothes there and buy food somewhere else. Or eat food at home in your kitchen. I don't know what a lingonberry is. :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :P :mrgreen: :shock: "

And now the "dont bring your kids grocery shopping!" This is reaching Northian levels.
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Joe Ostrowski is doing a good job filling in today. I always love hearing about his petty grievances with mundane concerns.

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Drinky Unplugged! He can't stand short-haired Anne Hathaway, her Oscar dress and now has a problem with Renee Zellweger. WOW!
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"I wouldn't eat at Wrigley. No. That's stupid. You're stupid. I would, however, sample one of the many sumptuous offerings at U.S. Cellular Field's extensive offering of concession stands, where I can always find something I'll enjoy at a White Sox game! But don't take my word for it! (*doo-doo doot!*)"

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Joe Ostrowski is doing a good job filling in today. I always love hearing about his petty grievances with mundane concerns.

CH, that's not Joe. That's Drinky like we've never heard before...
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Joe Ostrowski is doing a good job filling in today. I always love hearing about his petty grievances with mundane concerns.

CH, that's not Joe. That's Drinky like we've never heard before...

UGH I KNEW THAT

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Joe Ostrowski is doing a good job filling in today. I always love hearing about his petty grievances with mundane concerns.

CH, that's not Joe. That's Drinky like we've never heard before...

UGH I KNEW THAT

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