1. So at my work, we are in an office that was remodeled within the past year. They are still adding some new things here and there. One new thing they added the past couple of weeks were touchless dispensers for hand sanitizer. That's all fine and dandy to me. I don't use the stuff personally, but if it makes the germiphobes happy, then fine. One place where they placed one was extraordinarily confusing though. They decided to add one in the bathroom. Why would they do that, when you can just sanitize your hands with soap and water? I'd like to have a discussion about this if that is okay.

2. The Pope is resigning soon, and nobody knows why. Is there some major scandal that is going to break, and the Pope is stepping down? Does he have alzheimer's and the vatican is afraid of him breaking into his former nazi character and goosestepping his way to the altar? Why is he leaving? I'd like to talk about the possible reasons, and what this means for the church, if that is okay.

3. Bob's Burgers has literally become one of the funniest shows on television. It consistently brings the funny week after week. Why doesn't it get the attention it deserves? Is it because it is overshadowed by other historic animated shows like Family Guy & Simpsons? Are my thoughts on this show just plain wrong? Does it belong on another network? I would just like to know everyone's thoughts on the show, if that is okay with you.

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1. Some people like the additional sanitization after warshing their hands.

2. He's about to be arrested.

3. I agree. It's great. I think it still is in the shadow of Family Guy, but that shouldn't detract from Bob's brilliance.

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I wasn't looking for thoughts. Just approval before I create the actual thread.

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No.

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Just think of this as a coming soon by Douchebag.

*As long as I can make it through the focus groups.

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May I suggest we talk about this swimsuit.....

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

It seems like you're trying to derail this very important thread.

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1. Maybe somebody gets a small cut, they can get a couple gursts of alcohol gel and apply it to the cut. Or they can rub it on their balls before a meeting so they don't fall asleep; who knows.

2. (to speeps) He's not going to be arrested because he's never leaving The Vatican ever again. (to DB) I've seen rumblings that there was blackmail plots afoot regarding, in some way, gay prostitutes and some Vatican folks ... meaning what exactly, I don't know.

3. Sorry; you couldn't pay me to watch Bob's Burgers. I had more fun at my colonoscopy versus any of the 5 or so episodes I've slogged my way through. Visually it sucks, don't care much for the voicework, and the episodes have been less engaging (did overnights in Tulsa) than documentaries on paint drying.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Enhance Dbag, enhance....you know, draw them in with flare, get them to contribute with substance

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Wow. I dont normally get WOW'd by Internet chicks but WOW

1.) Agree with the hand sanatizer location, but this is installed in the Bathroom for the True germaphobe...what's worse is in my office the location of the Censored Soap dispensers is so close to the sink that they kick out about 2 pumps while i'm washing my hands after already getting soap, so each person uses 3x times the soap...terrible construction.....also the sensors on the johns are poorly located, sometimes flushing up to 5 times in a single stall session, which can be a cool breeze on the rear sometimes so no true complaints on this...

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

I could see using hand sanitizer after looking at that picture for a few mins (or seconds if its been a while)

Another thing to go along with the hand sanitizer thread. I kinda think that whole industry is a complete sham. I think if my thread is approved we can have some fine discussion about this theory.

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Anybody notice that the banner ad on the bottom of the page is now a hands-free sanitizer dispenser?! God the internet is creepy...

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Bob's Burgers is my favorite animated show since Season 4 of the Simpsons. Best on TV right now too.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

You have tried to start the second thread already in at least three different spots. Perseverance is a virtue though.

And DT is right, if they want to get him, then they need to do it soon. Once he comes back from Castel Gandolfo, his only remaining trip out of the Vatican will be in a casket.

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What are your thoughts on Bob's Burger's? I don't need your biased thoughts on the church.

Better yet, let's save these real thoughts for when my threads get approval.

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Tell that to those that work at hospitals.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

bump

meh...

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This is my signature...

Oh,BEFORE a meeting. That explains my last dismissal .

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I didn't reference my thoughts on church. Only your previous forays into the subject.

I've never seen Bob's Burgers. I will have some free time in the hotel the next few nights. Where can I find some episodes online?

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Really? Seriously?


speaking of our different tastes, I thought the first lady looked smokin hot at the Oscars. Best she's looked to me.

Your lack of enthusiasm is not going to help my threads get approved.

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She's alright. Trying too hard is sometimes a turn off for me.

Nothing wrong with her, but I've seen better.




Yeah she did.

Every once in a while, she looks pretty good...

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Yo mommas so fat.









Your father no longer finds her attractive and its destroying their marriage.

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Check out Hulu.com. They have a few free episodes on there.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Thank you my good man.

I will do that while I am in KC. Unless beni hanna wants to party with me.

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Maybe you can catch up with more exciting DUCKS history.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."