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Krazy Ivan
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Ivan is the Kenny from South Park of the board.

Oh my god, they've killed Ivan!

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OK, Ive had it

Krazy Ivan and Brick are no longer fighting. Thats it. Its over.

How did you become the leader without an official vote? I've always wondered that.

While you were wondering, I just assumed control.
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I'm confident the bigfan will get around to approving these great threads some time this week.

Also, ^ that lady is a BEAST. Throws a table, catches a fuckin' chair. I wouldn't fuck with her...

For real

She's like WWF Zeus.

Hit with a chair? NO EFFECT!!!
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The table throw isn't nearly as impressive as catching the chair while holding her purse.


Since the purse is in her right hand, I think it is safe to assume that she is right-handed. So, she caught a chair coming at her at high velocity with only her left hand. Impressive.

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good dolphin wrote:
Ivan is the Kenny from South Park of the board.

Oh my god, they've killed Ivan!


Except he's the bastard.

:D

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I love you in a purely heterosexual, non-joking way...



Did you fall from Heaven?

Because have sex with me.

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Wouldn't in be great if in two years Pope Benedict came out of retirement via a two-word headline on the cover of the Christian Science Monitor and led The Church to three consecutive ecumenical chamionships?

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Wouldn't in be great if in two years Pope Benedict came out of retirement via a two-word headline on the cover of the Christian Science Monitor and led The Church to three consecutive ecumenical chamionships?

I'm Pope.
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Wouldn't in be great if in two years Pope Benedict came out of retirement via a two-word headline on the cover of the Christian Science Monitor and led The Church to three consecutive ecumenical chamionships?



Never play "Eucharistic Century Club" with a Protestant .... they use grape juice.

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Wouldn't in be great if in two years Pope Benedict came out of retirement via a two-word headline on the cover of the Christian Science Monitor and led The Church to three consecutive ecumenical chamionships?

I'm Pope.

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Don Tiny wrote:
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Wouldn't in be great if in two years Pope Benedict came out of retirement via a two-word headline on the cover of the Christian Science Monitor and led The Church to three consecutive ecumenical chamionships?



Never play "Eucharistic Century Club" with a Protestant .... they use grape juice.

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rogers park bryan
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Don Tiny wrote:
Telegram Sam wrote:
Wouldn't in be great if in two years Pope Benedict came out of retirement via a two-word headline on the cover of the Christian Science Monitor and led The Church to three consecutive ecumenical chamionships?



Never play "Eucharistic Century Club" with a Protestant .... they use grape juice.

Adding it to the list...

Never get involved in a land war in Asia
Never go against a Cicilian when death is on the line
Never get less than 12 hours sleep
Never go to bed with a woman with a tatoo of a dagger on her body
Never play cards against someone whose last name is a city
Never play "Eucharistic Century Club" with a Protestant


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Kerry Washington is a lovely lady.

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Kerry Washington is a lovely lady.



Indeed. My wife is always hating 'cause Ms. Washington is on my If God forbid my wife should die, here are the women I would hook up with list...

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Kerry Washington is a lovely lady.


Yes sir.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Kerry Washington is a lovely lady.



Indeed. My wife is always hating 'cause Ms. Washington is on my If God forbid my wife should die, here are the women I would hook up with list...

No reason to limit yourself in such a scenario
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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Kerry Washington is a lovely lady.



Indeed. My wife is always hating 'cause Ms. Washington is on my If God forbid my wife should die, here are the women I would hook up with list...

My list is three-deep.

1. Cassie
2. Nicki
3. Zooey Deschanel

That's all right now.

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Mine has changed a few times over the years. I'll have to think about who is currently on it. Definately not Cassie... but I'll nail it down later...

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Mine has changed a few times over the years. I'll have to think about who is currently on it. Definately not Cassie... but I'll nail it down later...

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Mine has changed a few times over the years. I'll have to think about who is currently on it. Definately not Cassie... but I'll nail it down later...

That chick you "Meh'd" earlier is in my top 5 now.


Stacy Kiebler is starting to show her age
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Mine has changed a few times over the years. I'll have to think about who is currently on it. Definately not Cassie... but I'll nail it down later...

That chick you "Meh'd" earlier is in my top 5 now.


Stacy Kiebler is starting to show her age



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Id still give her the Ike South treatment, but I saw her recently and....well you know
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Is it disturbing to anyone else that laughter is in the word slaughter?

English is the in the bottom 5 of languages on the planet...

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Is it disturbing to anyone else that laughter is in the word slaughter?

English is the in the bottom 5 of languages on the planet...


Well...that blows my mind.

Pluck wings off a butterfly for an encore Ivan?

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Is it disturbing to anyone else that laughter is in the word slaughter?

English is the in the bottom 5 of languages on the planet...


Well...that blows my mind.

Pluck wings off a butterfly for an encore Ivan?



I dig butterflies. I can't say I've ever done anything abnormally cruel to a bug or any other animal.

But you're completely overlooking how evil the english language is. Wouldn't you rather speak something cool like Italian, Kiswahili or Japanese?

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Is it disturbing to anyone else that laughter is in the word slaughter?

English is the in the bottom 5 of languages on the planet...


Well...that blows my mind.

Pluck wings off a butterfly for an encore Ivan?



I dig butterflies. I can't say I've ever done anything abnormally cruel to a bug or any other animal.

But you're completely overlooking how evil the english language is. Wouldn't you rather speak something cool like Italian, Kiswahili or Japanese?


I'm with you on your English language summation. It's the other thing that got to me.

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All other languages are "dumb" as compared to English. We are of superior intelligence simply because we understand all of the intricacies and nuances of the language... conjugating verbs? Eff that ish, we create past tenses with nothing in common with their present tense. Different sets of words with the same meaning simply when we describe a verb rather than a noun?

We're just showing off is all.



Everything you said is wrong and bad.

Bad languages
English
German
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Help me out, folks...

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