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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:44 pm 
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The Hawks take their 19 game point streak into St. Louis to take on a Blues team that we all know and hate. If you're a casual hockey fan and don't get why you should hate these guys then let me fill you in.

1) They're the St. Louis Blues. The franchise that's been total assholes for 10 plus years now.
2) They play boring, trap hockey. Trap hockey is bad for the game.
3) David Backes. We all hate Backes but no one hates him more than Curious Hair and since he wears the C in this section, you should respect his hate.

hate hate hate hate

The Blues have been up and down so far this season. After Halak went down early with an injury, Brian Elliot proceeded to stink it up. There was already even some question as to whether Hitchcock's system that comes with a shelf life decided to expire earlier than expected this time around. Now that Halak is back, things seem to be slighty better for them but they're still very inconsistent. This team still doesn't resemble the team from last season. As for Halak, he's in net tonight and he's 4-0-1 this season, posting a .911 sv% with a 1.69 GAA. Crawford is in net for the Hawks. He is 8-0-3 this season with a .941 sv % (Holy shit) and a 1.50 GAA.

The Blues are sitting at 22 points with a 10-6-2 record. Adjusted record is 8-7-3. Home record is 4-4-1.
The Hawks are sitting at 35 points with a 16-0-3 record. Adjusted record is 14-0-5. Road record is 8-0-2.

Bolland is out for the Hawks.
Steen, Mcdonald and Tarasenko are out for the Blues.

Every team has been playing the Hawks 110% during this streak. You know it won't be any different with the Blues. Hopefully the Hawks match their intensity and keep this thing rollin. They better not fuckin lose on a thread I made.

For anyone who needs a stream you can find the game here: http://nutjob.eu/njtvx13.html

Go Hawks!


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 1:51 pm 
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Nice fill in HGay. Is there a reference to an obscure song somewhere?


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Nice fill in HGay. Is there a reference to an obscure song somewhere?


No :(


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I would love to assist, but my indie rock knowledge leaves much to be desired.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:09 pm 
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Some team stats to consider:

Blues PP: 30.65% (1st)
Hawks PK: 88.73% (2nd)

Hawks PK: 18.18% (13th)
Blues PP: 78.79% (20th)

5v5:

Hawks - GF/60 (5th) GA/60 (2nd)
Blues - GF/60 (21st) GA/60 (12th)

Conclusion: Stick to 5v5 play and Hawks will win.


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:09 pm 
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Hockey Gay wrote:
The Hawks take their 19 game point streak into St. Louis to take on a Blues team that we all know and hate. If you're a casual hockey fan and don't get why you should hate these guys then let me fill you in.

1) They're the St. Louis Blues. The franchise that's been total assholes for 10 plus years now.
2) They play boring, trap hockey. Trap hockey is bad for the game.
3) David Backes. We all hate Backes but no one hates him more than Curious Hair and since he wears the C in this section, you should respect his hate.

hate hate hate hate

The Blues have been up and down so far this season. After Halak went down early with an injury, Brian Elliot proceeded to stink it up. There was already even some question as to whether Hitchcock's system that comes with a shelf life decided to expire earlier than expected this time around. Now that Halak is back, things seem to be slighty better for them but they're still very inconsistent. This team still doesn't resemble the team from last season. As for Halak, he's in net tonight and he's 4-0-1 this season, posting a .911 sv% with a 1.69 GAA. Crawford is in net for the Hawks. He is 8-0-3 this season with a .941 sv % (Holy shit) and a 1.50 GAA.

The Blues are sitting at 22 points with a 10-6-2 record. Adjusted record is 8-7-3. Home record is 4-4-1.
The Hawks are sitting at 35 points with a 16-0-3 record. Adjusted record is 14-0-5. Road record is 8-0-2.

Bolland is out for the Hawks.
Steen, Mcdonald and Tarasenko are out for the Blues.

Every team has been playing the Hawks 110% during this streak. You know it won't be any different with the Blues. Hopefully the Hawks match their intensity and keep this thing rollin. They better not fuckin lose on a thread I made.

For anyone who needs a stream you can find the game here: http://nutjob.eu/njtvx13.html

Go Hawks!
Nice fill in Gay. I know Curious was going away but wtf, they dont have computers where he's going? Anyway this is going to be a bitch of a game , St Louis been home for resting for 5 days and underachieving so theyre going to put out max effort even though theyll be undermanned. They also have uberdouche and known Kane runner Barrett Jackman on the roster, the St Louis player Id like to see most get his chicklets spilled all over the ice . BAd feeling aboot this one , Blues win 3 -1.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 2:19 pm 
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Nice job, Hockey Gay (if that IS your real name...).

Let me add that it seems to me that the Hawks seem to have gotten off to a really slow start in the first period after a layoff so far this season; hopefully it doesn't happen tonight, but I bet the streak ends with this game.

4-2 reg. loss after pulling Crawford with 1:27 to play.

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They also have uberdouche and known Kane runner Barrett Jackman on the roster, the St Louis player Id like to see most get his chicklets spilled all over the ice .



I'm surprised that doesn't make you president of his fan club.


This game has scared me for weeks, but the lack of Tarasenko, Steen and McDonald makes me feel better. I would trade all three for Perron being unavailable cause he seems to kill us everytime.

Would love to see Carcillo run Jackman several times tonight.

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badrogue17 wrote:
They also have uberdouche and known Kane runner Barrett Jackman on the roster, the St Louis player Id like to see most get his chicklets spilled all over the ice .



I'm surprised that doesn't make you president of his fan club.


This game has scared me for weeks, but the lack of Tarasenko, Steen and McDonald makes me feel better. I would trade all three for Perron being unavailable cause he seems to kill us everytime.

Would love to see Carcillo run Jackman several times tonight.

Just cuz I think Kane is soft and a pussy, doest mean I want to see him get run at. He's my soft, pussy.

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I know Curious was going away but wtf, they dont have computers where he's going?


I'm in South Florida. I came down to shoot Burmese pythons, or at the very least raise Burmese python awareness.

I didn't think I'd have time to do writeups for the games, and indeed I didn't this morning, so I said other people should instead. I'll probably watch the game at a Buffalo Wild Wings or something if they can be persuaded into showing it.

And yes, fuck David Backes. Overrated meathead who insists on perpetuating some bullshit college rivalry that seriously no one else cares about by repeatedly going after Toews apropos of nothing. Wouldn't be held in such high regard without a fanbase that has the caveman tendencies of St. Louis. I swear, it's like they spend all summer jerking themselves off about being Johnny Sportsmanship at Cardinals games, then they spend the winter going full retard. Screw them and their grimy burg.

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St Louis really does suck at life.

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St Louis really does suck at life.

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Hockey Gay= Curious Hair,Nice job :D Towes hadn't had a point since Darkside had a thought! I think the will lose thier 1st.They seem to play down to their competition....like Nashville.

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The Hawks last regulation loss was 51 weeks ago... to the Blues, March 6, 2012.

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That's what she said... on your first date...
Oh well never mind.

UNDER REVIEW!

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Ohhhh babbbbbyyy

That's what she said... on your second date... after you gave her roofies.

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Well that sure shut up the crowd.

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Good HD feed tonight. They really need to invest in some good cameras at the UC. All the feeds from there are dark and murky.

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Can bollig NOt get an extra penalty for fighting? why is he on the ice?


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Nice fight WTF

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Blues are scrappin tonight. They want a big fight.

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Blues are scrappin tonight. They want a big fight.


Loos like it is going to be a typical St Louis-Chicago game. Lots of scuffles

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Not quite sure why Saad is taken off the first line after setting up Toews 12 seconds into the game.


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Not quite sure why Saad is taken off the first line after setting up Toews 12 seconds into the game.

Crawford removed as well... that's not good. :?
And a really really stupid Shaw penalty. What the hell was he thinking?

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Whats with C squared?

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Sucks that Crawford couldn't continue. He was lookin really sharp in that first period. Hopefully Emery can hold the fort.


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Whats with C squared?

He read your post history at intermission and was sidelined by uncontrollable vomiting.

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I really don't like Carcillo on the first line. Why? Shouldn't he be a 3rd or 4th liner?

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Don't get that one either, DS.


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