Honorable mention: Terry Funk, Hogan, Piper, Jericho, Punk, Jake Roberts

1. Ric Flair
2. The Rock
3. Dusty Rhodes
4. nut Foley
5. Steve Austin

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1a. Ric Flair
1b. Dusty Rhodes
2. Roddy Piper
3. The Rock
4. Stone Cold
5. CM Punk

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

In no particular order

1. Hot Rod
2. Flair
3. Stone Cold
4. The Rock
5. Macho man- His coked out segments with Mean Gene were off the charts awesome. I don't remember him doing the live promos as much as these other guys but his taped stuff amused me to no end.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

you all forgot the master of the understated promo
Arn Anderson

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

1. Steve Austin
2. The Rock
3. Ric Flair
4. Dusty Rhodes
5. Rowdy Roddy Piper

again, top of my head. i'm sure others will come to mind and i'd probably re-work my rankings

6. Paul Heyman
7. Vince McMahon
8. Chris Jericho
9. Hulk Hogan
10. Bobby Heenan
12. Triple H
13. Jesse Ventura
14. Jake Roberts

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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in n order
Arn Anderson
Piper
Rock
Austin(You can't name one without the other,there interctions are legendary)
Jericho

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Best
1. Flair
2. Piper
3. Macho Man
4. Foley
5. Hogan

Weirdest
1. Goldust
2. Ultimate Warrior
3. Macho Man
4. Gangrel
5. Vampiro

Worst
1. Dean Malenko
2. Ken Shamrock
3. Goldberg
4. X-Pac
5. Kane

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zAOF-92I3U

The belt is worth more than the house you live in

Flair is the only answer to the best promo guy ever sorry.

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I was not a huge fan of his until his feud with Malenko. Then I had to see everything he did.My brother used to tell me I could not be on the bandwagon because he was a ericho fan from day 1.

On your worst list Phil,you left out Glacier

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Flair
Savage
Piper
Austin
The Rock

It would be impossible for me to narrow it down to five. Way too tough.

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I saw someone had a worst list. You can add Ryback to that list.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

5. Punk
4. Rock
3. Dusty
2. Austin
1. Ric Flair

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Jake, Austin, and Rock are my favorites.

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I'm with Kid. Way too tough to narrow it down to 5.

1. Flair
2. Dusty
3. Heenan
4. Jake
5. Punk
6. Austin
7. Rock
8. Foley
9. Macho
10. Jericho

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Jake is definitely someone that should be in consideration. Macho Man is another good one.

What about Ultimate Warrior?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

As far as worst, no list is complete without Steve Blackman.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Now if I watched a Warrior promo I would PTFB,but back when I was a kid,man did he get to me.
Michael Hayes is another underrated guy. Always got his point across in a nice outlandish style.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Well obviously Warrior would not be in consideration for the best promos of all time. But he clearly had some memorable ones that no one understood

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Peter North
Jake Steed
Lexington Steel
Ron Jeremy
Brian Pumper

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Best
1. Heenan
2. Flair
3. Jake
4. Dusty
5. Macho

6. Terry Funk
7. Piper
8. Foley
9. Jim Cornette
10. Kurt Angle

Rock and Austin were great, but more catch-phrases / entertainment than talking folks into buying a ticket.

Worst
Al Snow, Steve Blackmon, Ricky Steamboat, Terry Gordy, Sting, Snuka, Hillbilly Jim, Kofi, Jeff Harvey, AJ, Sid

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Bob I agre with you but AJ and Sting have gotten a lot better. Sting was terrible until I hate to say it ,Wolfpac. Then he got better simply because the people around him started forcing him to do so or look totally like he did not belong.
Same with AJ but just not to the same extant. I still do not understand the lack of support of AA. I can still picture in my mind the old horsemen promos with Flair leading off then him handing the stick to Arn and both of them would just kill.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I love AA too. I was tough keeping him off the list. He's pretty much #11 for me. I agree AJ has gotten better, but AJ is limited just like Jeff due to southern accent. It seems like you'd definitely need to be a heel to have that accent these days. Sting has been doing this for 25+ years and is a 15 time world champion. he should be one of the best, not one of the worst just with time served. I put Angle on my list because he has the full range (funny, serious, intense). When AJ was doing comedy promos with tomko, angle, christian (christian's coalition i think), that was probably his best stuff.

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My Favorite Warrior promo/interview

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNg95xuwuCs

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I like that.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I think I've mentioned this before, but I don't like hardcore porn because I find other mens' penises to be distracting when I'm trying to get my whacks on (whacks off). I prefer lezzy stuff or Girls Gone Wild and stuff like that.

How do you feel about other mens' penises, KS?

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Hey Kid,looks like Girls is going bye bye. Joe and the company filed for bankruptcy yesterday

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"