That NBA guy's thought is worse than any caller

If there was some kind of hypothetical deal on the table like Rose for Kyrie Irving, I would make that deal in a heartbeat. Rose if the goods, but you don't know what he will have once he gets back.

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Pointless and stupid. This that shit I don't like.

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If you don't judge my do-rag, I won't judge your red flag

My jaw dropped when I heard it. A lot of other NBA guys seem to think Rose will be even better when he returns. That includes a Wall Street Journal sports reporter who was on Laurence's nighttime SCORE a couple nights ago who suggested that Derrick's shooting percentage might be better coming off this torn ACL.

I understand the concerns, but the doctors said that his knee WILL be stronger post surgery. As soon as he wraps his head around this, I think he'll be back. Look at Chris Paul, took a couple years but he's rebounded well....

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Chris Paul might be the best point guard in the NBA right now, Cluv. I wouldn't be shocked if the Clippers are in the Western Conference Finals this year.

Good reference shark, I heard that guy too! From David Schuster's shoot around reports, Derrick has improved his stroke from Distance.....I mean honestly, who says something like Derrick will never be what he was?! I'd rather they go down trying and perhaps he doesn't, but to pull the plug premature would be mind-blowing!

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Yup. Never unplug prematurely. That's some real shit, Cluv.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Way to go out on a limb there Shark.

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Well, there is ONE situation you may want to....

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Conns, the Western Conference will be a doozy. More interesting than the East.

The East will be interesting as well.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

The ONLY thing that'll be interesting about the East is whether the Heat stumble on their way to a second straight trip to the NBA Finals. That means LeBron, D.Wade and/or Chris Bosh get injured. Perish the thought.

OKC getting SHARK bit

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--yet I can't look away."

Well that's your opinion though. MY opinion is that each playoff matchup will provide its own level of interest, drama and stories. If you think it's such a foregone conclusion, then there's no point in you watching. Same goes for B&B when they say stuff like that.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I'm like 7UP...never have, never will.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Am I a bad guy hoping Lebron or Wade tears a glute/hammie/acl?

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Yes. But you're honest at least.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Don't worry you will come back from this even stronger.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Thanks for the pep talk.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

OKC, it's not a foregone conclusion Miami gets back to the NBA Finals, but that's why they play the games. A lot of other NBA experts are saying the same thing about the Heat in the Eastern Conference. It's not a pleasant thought suggesting that Miami's "Big 3" gets injured, but you just never know.

Truth be told, nobody thought Derrick Rose would tear his ACL on Day 1 of the NBA Playoffs a year ago, but guess what? It happened!

Stuff like this is what makes some conversations difficult, I must be honest.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

B&B loved the Miami Heat's Harlem Shake video? I'm shocked.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Can anybody explain what sparked this "Harlem Shake" craze? I mean, I remember it from goofs doing it in the dorms at NIU in 2002, but haven't thought much of it since.

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

Ahhh B&B jumping on the Harlem Shake bandwagon only a week past the height of its cultural relevance. I look forward to it being used as Friday intro music this summer.

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For a Harlem Shake video it was good, but Harlem Shake videos aren't good.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I don't think B&B are aware of the "Cult" like following that has latched onto Bill Murray the past 5 years....as evidenced by "The Chive"

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

I was giving my opinion. It's also what others are saying, too.

I know.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Yep, no point watching. Or, no point listening.


I choose the latter.


They've solved the NBA for the next decade....

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