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Beardown

Post subject: Michael Jordan's 3rd son

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:58 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f76CLkMJ3pU

Marcus and Jeffery couldn't make the NBA. Maybe this one will. Hey MJ, talk to your boy, you son of a bitch!!! Take him to Vegas and strip clubs with you. Teach him how to gamble!!!! Give him some money.

He actually looks more like MJ than his other two sons.

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The kid invited everybody to follow him on twitter. He's got almost 50k followers. MJ has to be pissed about this. If the kid wants to spend time with him, this ain't gonna help. Maybe the mom put him up to this since she's trying to get money. Trying to embarrass him, get him to pay without a fight in court.

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Post subject: Re: Michael Jordan's 3rd son

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:22 pm

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Wonder how long he has been named Taj Jordan?

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Michael Jordan's 3rd son

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:31 pm

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He's not officially Jordan. In the Sun-Times it says the mom is looking for child support, medical expenses and wants to legally change the kid's name to Jordan.

I have to imagine MJ paid her a big amount 16 years ago to keep her quiet. But that money wasn't documented so now she's trying for the paternity suit to get more. She's gonna get it. This public embarrassment will probably force MJ to settle out of court. He doesn't want more dirty laundry to come out in court.

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Post subject: Re: Michael Jordan's 3rd son

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:44 pm

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Maybe the kid just wants to meet his dad? Not necessarily a financial motive?

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Post subject: Re: Michael Jordan's 3rd son

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:49 pm

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312player wrote:

Maybe the kid just wants to meet his dad? Not necessarily a financial motive?

It is financial. The mother filed a paternity suit. But sure, I'll bet the kid does want to talk to his dad more. It' MICHAEL JORDAN!!!!

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Michael Jordan's 3rd son

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:13 pm

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MJeff isn't this kid's dad. I bet it's Stacey King's kid, but she's too embarrassed to admit it.

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Post subject: Re: Michael Jordan's 3rd son

Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 3:42 pm

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Either way, he's gonna get faaaaaaaaaat.

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Post subject: Re: Michael Jordan's 3rd son

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:26 pm

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Quite naturally.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Michael Jordan's 3rd son

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:28 pm

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I'm about to listen to Billie Jean.

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Post subject: Re: Michael Jordan's 3rd son

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 3:44 pm

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I'm about to listen to Billie Jean.

Same bass line as I Can't Go For That.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Michael Jordan's 3rd son

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 5:40 pm

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you're burying the lead by not linking to his rap videos. seriously, if he raps like that, one can only imagine how shitty he must be at basketball.

incidentally, there's a pretty good correlation between (freestyle) rapping and basketball, IMH/CO.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Michael Jordan's 3rd son

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:38 pm

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Screw the DNA test.

Here's how we're gonna figure this out. On the court!!! Get one of Patrick Ewing's illegitimate sons and put him at the rim. We'll get one of Oakley's bastard sons and have him guard Taj Jordan on a switch. Give Taj the ball and see if he can do the following.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkEVn1VUBlE

If he does this, we have baby Jordan!!!!! The mom gets paid!!!!

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Michael Jordan's 3rd son

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:43 pm